Alabama proves you can’t fix stupid. They just elected one of the dumbest mother fuckers in Congress.

Gwangi is being told to train AI at work. Gwangi thinks he should be bad at it to ruin the AI.

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you. (Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

A little past prime but can't tell. Just living their best life✨ #ThickTrunkTuesday #FungiFriends

This

Push him

Spanish Moss, Savanah GA, 2015 #photography #cemetery #moss #myphoto 📷

Chinese lawyer Victor Gao hints that China may now be in possession of the entire unredacted Epstein files. He says now is the right moment to fully expose the details of Jeffrey Epstein's activities and everyone involved with him.

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Dead Eyes 👁️‍🗨️

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

This ashtray is cursed but it’s bringing me joy atm. Gwangi likes joy.

How China is reporting on the Epstein Files.

The Scion of Oklahoma City’s largest McDonald’s franchisee family pissed himself at a peaceful anti-ICE protest in Mustang, OK this week when he tried to start shit and attacked protestors

2026 basically

“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.” Works for me.

Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?

Thankfully this anomaly occurred at the exact time that a few bad apples were planting drugs and you can rest assured that cops no longer do that.

Republican presidents be like “you can’t have guns”

Tsar Nicholas II on social media:

The author of a controversial memo from centrist think tank Searchlight telling Democrats to abandon the slogan “Abolish ICE” is a senior advisor for WestExec, a D.C. shadow lobbyist for corporations in the defense, surveillance, and immigration enforcement industries. prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...

Gwangi plays animal crossing. Gwangi made human avatar.

#ourworldiswonderful; another dull, wet day means we walked only the village streets, so I leave you with a shot from January 2021 on a day with bright sunshine to illuminate the spaces between tall larch trees in the Forest of Dean.

Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

Maroon 4

Clavaria fragilis or Fairy fingers. These fungi rise up from the packed earth on a trail...not fragile at all. Like us. #JoyfulWarrior #AngryWarrior #AbolishICE P.S. Don't be a Nazi! #fungifriends

My squad of murderers did a murder when they should have been trained to only maim. Dork should have kept quiet like he did during every other ICE raid.

“not on the streets protesting but in passionate notes in my inbox”

I dont think responding to violence with non-violence is working.

i hope she offers it. he'll take it, and it'll be the most pathetic, inherently risible image. absolute crybaby loser shit. people will talk about it for centuries.

@connoreatspants.bsky.social incredible reply

im eepypilled. im slumbermaxxing. i'm in my honk-shoo era

A collage of lichens on seaside cliffs. #Newfoundland, Canada. #lichen #fungi #fungifriends

The bangarang food from Hook will return in Avengers:Doomsday

The bees that killed Thomas J in My Girl will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Harry from Harry and the Hendersons will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Kate Gosselins Mullet and ONLY THE MULLET will return in Avengers: Doomsday. *Kate Gosselin is NOT affiliated in ANY WAY with this movie. She was barred from set due to the allegations (she knows what she did)

Realizing how boomer my online habits are. I made a bunch of the avengers doomsday memes and posted them individually instead of threading them.

The juice from that scene in Steel Magnolias where Shelby’s having a hypoglycemic episode will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Albert from The Birdcage will RETURN in Avengers:Doomsday

Lady Cluck WILL return in Avengers:Doomsday

Sister Alma from “Sister act 2: Back in the habit” will return in Avengers :Doomsday

Jenna Marbles with 100 layers of makeup will return in Avengers:Doomsday

Mrs Sellner will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Was Maduro a self absorbed dictator? Yes. Is kidnapping him and his wife because **checks notes** drugs(?!) - a reason to plunge the US into a war? No. It’s feeling verrrrrrrrry early 00’s rn. Time to dissociate. Gwangi is sad.

My name is Gwangi and you’re watching jackass* *me trying to open a bag of chips because my arms are so tiny and also the bag is full of deadly wasps

My name is Gwangi and you’re watching jackass* *me trying to open a bag of chips because my arms are so tiny and also the bag is full of deadly wasps

Micro Botts 1/3 #art #artwork #inkdrawing