“If fascism comes, it will not be identified with any 'shirt' movement, nor with an 'insignia,' but it will probably be 'wrapped up in the American flag and heralded as a plea for liberty and preservation of the constitution.'" - James Waterman Wise, 1936

Samsies

1/ 260515 01.33 In Ryazan (ru), locals are reporting that something is burning at the oil refinery. It's possible that these are technical safety measures to release pressure during an attack. t.me/exilenova_pl...

"This is much bigger than budget cuts. It’s not merely a continuation of things like longtime GOP efforts to cut Pell Grants. It’s a far more wide-ranging assault designed to drastically limit access to higher education for lower-income and middle-class students." open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...

Baby otter at a UK rescue center learns to dive after overcoming its fear of water.😍

Minnesota is a visible flashpoint. It's a warning, not an anomaly. Fed immigration operations include violent confrontations, fatal shootings of Renée Good & Alex Pretti by ICE agents & numerous documented use-of-force incidents. Cruelty is the point.

Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow

🚨 U.S. intelligence says Iran can outlast Trump’s blockade for months. My latest with Warren Strobel and Ellen Nakashima wapo.st/4u52grO

"the...conclusion one can and should draw from all this is that the Supreme Court...is a completely absurd and indefensible institution, and radically reforming it should be the first thing on every non-reactionary’s political to-do list." www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/05/the-...

Hey Bluesky, could you help me signal boost my Big Cartel shop? Jeremy Creatures are designed and hand-sewed by me, and they take many hours to create. Here's a pic of everyone currently available. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Daffys very role is an unpopular opinion. Chuck Jones said that “Bugs Bunny is who we want to be but Daffy is who we are”: vain, self-centered, terrified at the world and the judgments of others, this plucky duck represents the very darkness at the heart of man’s soul as he struggles against entropy

The Agriculture Secretary just confirmed it publicly. 1 in 4 American farmers has NO fertilizer secured for spring planting. No fertilizer. No crops. No food. Farm bankruptcies are up 46% in 2025. 160,000 farms closed since 2017. Less than half of all farmers will even turn a profit this year.

It’s the “ill will.”

Trump Knows '86' Is A Real Death Threat, Like '23 Skidoo' And 'Why I Oughta!' By @evanhurst.substack.com who you should follow www.wonkette.com/p/trump-know...

Lol love this for all of them.

If he wasn't such a vile, bilious person, this would be even more hilarious.

Speaking in Athens, President Macron stated that Europe has found itself in a unique situation where Putin, Donald Trump, and Xi Jinping are simultaneously confronting it:

Below is a statement from the unionized workers of the Southern Poverty Law Center.

REPUBS GERRYMANDERING: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! REPUBS WHEN DEMOCRATS GERRYMANDER: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Correct.

The Strait of Hormuz is a broken crapper at a music festival. Everyone told you to avoid it, and not to eat the Sloppy Joe from the sketchy van in the parking lot, but you did it anyway. Now, you're stuck in the foul, overflowing porta-toilet with twisted bowels as wasps buzz your vulnerable bits.

Long thread worth reading that adds additional context and analysis to the SCOTUS piece by the NYT.

Maximum Lethality starts at home, I guess

OMG, I so want this on a t-shirt!

Just paid $5.10 a gallon on gas. Feeling stoked.

I don’t wanna be an alarmist… Never mind, I do… But we’re in a giant shitshow right now and some folks need to start waking up real fast.

The U.S. has bombed the bridge connecting Tehran with Karaj, the highest and one of the most important bridges in the Middle East

Sorry, my mistake, I was actually just watching one of my cats lick her own ass.

I'm not usually a fan of Trump, but that was a great speech!

“I had a plan until I got punched in the face”

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT)

Masturplating?

The little vest grabbing thing they all do... we've gotta get a name for that and make it as socially acceptable as jacking off in public as soon as possible.

🥳🥳🥳🥳✊💙🤣

JUST IN: A federal judge has *denied* the Trump administration’s effort to stave off an evidentiary hearing on its seizure of election records from Fulton County. Judge Boulee says the hearing will go on next week. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Too good not to repost!

Apparently, Donald Trump rejected the first design for his new 24 kt. gold coin because it was uncomfortably realistic.

I, too, would give Trump a perfect score on the Seven Deadly Sins. Trump: "by several parsecs," the worst person in the world. www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/trum...

we voted for the black guy. twice.

Are we winning yet?

This deserves a much wider distribution. open.substack.com/pub/sarahken...

The loud parts through an extra-amplified bullhorn www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/the-...

Accurate as fuck.

This assessment by David Rothkopf of the current and potential costs of this "war of whim" and the reign of our mad king is...brutal. open.substack.com/pub/davidrot...

- Iran has surrendered - Thanked me for bombing them into surrender - May surrender in the coming decades - Will be bombed into surrender soon - I'm going to commit some war crimes today Normal announcement for a Saturday morning from the man with access to the nuclear codes...

Korean Hair Extensions: $670 Botox: $530 Lip Filler: $475 Misquoting Orwell while being the last person in the room to know you've just been fired: PRICELESS