You've tried Keir Starmer, now why not try Manchester's top Keir Starmer tribute band?

This reminds me of how people still occasionally name things with the pattern “2 [blanks] 1 [blank]” casually admitting that we were all traumatized by the same porn video at a young age

www.engadget.com/2179762/goog... Not so surprising really, since they think the opposite of "yes" is "maybe later"

Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap

youtu.be/lsBxWYDspV8 I love that it's possible to make this, and I hate that someone did

Leaked image of new Apple EV.

A fellow Labour Party member once described Wes Streeting to me as Zippy from Rainbow if he'd been radicalized by Mumsnet. which is a very specific set of references but also disturbingly accurate.

Anyone still questioning why Farage's Reform did so well? The majority of the British public have no idea how politics work in this country, they listen to our press and its lies and believe every word. If there is to be real change we have to take on our media.

You don't need voter ID in Cymru/Wales Senedd election, so make sure people know they can vote without it, otherwise they might panic and think they don't have any and not vote

Love how Keith's mum still makes me laugh 10 years on

Kind of tempted to try making art now. I always used to think that people would judge me for being a shitty artist, but now I think they'll just be grateful that it obviously can't be AI

Nigel heard the "when you point the finger, three more are pointing back at you" adage, and realised it doesn't apply if you're doing a nazi salute

Tesco could pay every worker an extra £10,000 and still make a profit. British Gas could pay every worker an extra £35,000 and still make a profit. Shell could pay every worker an extra £300,000 and still make a profit. It is the billionaires who are ripping you off.

Well I was thinking of going to the gym this morning. Hardly seems worth it now.

This is the ideal user interface. You may not like it, but this is what peak UX looks like.

Every Trump "truth" makes more sense if you read it in your head with a small child's voice like a Haribo advert.

like fucking clockwork github.blog/news-insight...

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.

Your regular reminder 👇 🏥 81% want publicly owned NHS 🏫 78% want publicly owned schools 💧 73% want publicly owned water 🚂 70% want publicly owned rail ✉️ 70% want publicly owned mail 🚍 67% want publicly owned buses 💡 65% want publicly owned energy

We are reaching previously unheard of levels of cyberpunk.

If someone told these LinkedIn lunatics that dogs are better than humans at some tasks, they'd fire every police officer tomorrow and replace them with K9s. ... Okay okay so I don't *hate* that, but

You all know who I mean.

coming from windows? life pro tip! create a puzzling '3D Objects' folder on your OS of choice to make it feel more familiar

The only mainstream journalists speaking truth to power these days are cartoonists. @adamzyglis.bsky.social

Congratulations to the Georgia Women's Tennis Team!

Bullshit alert: some NZ politicians (dishonestly) claiming that the puberty blocker ban is about "saving" kids from "unnecessary" medical interventions and "letting them make up their own minds" No, that's *what puberty blockers* do. It gives those kids time to work out their own identity.

Ultimately the vision of britain that starmer has is profoundly cynical, nasty and just not true. He thinks that abidicating his responsibility in showing that another option is maturity and doing the difficult thing, but he's literally just creating the hateful country he is so afraid of

People really need to stop framing it is a question of getting more evidence. I mean, sure, that too. But we know. We all know. The president of the United States raped children. Say that. When they get mad at you for saying it, say it again and treat them like an idiot for pretending they doubt it.

When @zackpolanski.bsky.social announced in his first speech as leader that the Greens were here to replace Labour I thought it would take more than eight weeks

bro biologists won't even agree on the definition of "alive" you think you can get them to back you on "two genders" lmao

Instead of paying for expensive password management software just send me your passwords and I will tell you what they are when you need them

So much breaks my heart about what’s happened to the UK. But the now-standard portrayal of asylum seekers as a threat rather than as desperate people who need our help takes some beating.

Wes Streeting says "little or no support" for striking docs. Let's prove this cunt wrong. Repost if you wanna show solidarity with essential workers fighting for their rights after years of underfunding and real terms pay cuts. Who's with me? #NHSHeroes ✊️✊️✊️✊️✊️ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Nothing on the BBC Radio news this morning. Nothing I could find on their website. This is an MP from the party whose lead in the opinion polls normally ensures them wall-to-wall coverage. She spouts racist nonsense for which even she feels obliged to apologise. What on earth are they playing at?

If Labour is continuing to lose votes, just got 11% in a by-election in a seat they've held for 100 years and in a few recent polls is equal to or just behind the Greens maybe we should stop suggesting they're the only thing that can defeat Reform.

If you're a Labour party member, cancel your membership today. If everyone does that, they will HAVE to change.

On the centenary of Thatcher's birth, there have been predictable calls for a memorial to her memory. But Britain's 2300 food banks serve that purpose already.

It is embarassing not to see the BBC pulling up Reform leaders claiming that Nathan Gill was just some fan who got photos taken with Farage - he was an MEP for them & their leader in Wales while taking cash from Russia to act against the UK! Literally the very basics of your job to point this out

your core users are people who have already demonstrated a willingness to abandon a more popular social media site for another, in the most part for disliking the politics of the people who run it. write this on a big whiteboard somewhere in the office

People recognised as refugees fleeing persecution & granted the right to live in the UK to be denied the right to be joined safely by their spouse & children. This Labour govt is a moral void, a stinking darkness, an empty hollow of cowardice & contempt. #r4today www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Look, giving Palantir a squillion pounds to build a database that doesn't work but does steal all of our data is just sensible. Even though they'll lose to the obvious "bin the ID cards" campaign in 2029 and it disappears, we can all agree that it's a better use of money than trains and houses 🙄

What has Yvette Cooper’s proscription of Palestine Action done to this country? Beyond absurd. It’s extreme authoritarianism. These police should be arresting rapists & crooks, not neglecting those duties to spend time arresting citizens standing against genocide. It undermines police and the law.

This is horrendous. This is what ‘stop the boats’ and ‘raise the colours’ lead to: kids being violently attacked and threatened with death And the police: NFA against the perpetrator We need to make this stop before more people get hurt Is that enough of a ‘legitimate concern’, do you think? 😠

She’s actually ridiculous

Our next prime minister: The Ugly Quisling

For 56 minutes Sky News and BBC News interrupted everything else and carried a Reform UK feed live, uninterrupted, unchallenged. The stream spluttered, froze, pixelated - dozens of times - still they stuck with it. FOR ONE HOUR. This is an editorial choice. No other party gets this coverage. ~AA

Honestly I think autism is better than pain

I'm fine with my 5 year old watching films about demons, but K-Pop goes against my religion. This is a metal/hard rock house and if you don't like it you can live on the street, heretic. NO CHILD OF MINE

For the season finale we're going to discover that Trump is listed in the Epstein files as a victim

Gavin Newsom’s admission that his son is a fan of Charlie Kirk raises a lot of questions answered by Gavin Newsom’s admission.