Whoa nice! If you're hesitant to try @jj-vcs.dev because you're a Magit user maybe try this out

We have created a feature request for implementing heatmaps in VMUI, see https://github.com/VictoriaMetrics/VictoriaLogs/issues/1083. You can track the implementation of heatmaps for VictoriaLogs and Grafana in this issue https://github.com/VictoriaMetrics/victorialogs-datasource/issues/62.

NEW: A baby held in immigration detention became so sick, she had to be rushed to a hospital in severe respiratory distress. “She was at the brink of dying,” a lawyer told me. But the girl didn’t go home after her 10-day hospital stay; instead, ICE put her and her mother back in lock up at Dilley.

This deserves to be spread as far and wide as what happened to Renee Good and Alex Pretti. apnews.com/article/immi...

"ok fine, but surely you can agree that..." no, i cannot. i lost that capability in a terrible accident as a child

whenever i read half the shit on lobsters it is as if all the people on it were just trained wrong, as a joke, much like the guy from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

[guy who has only ever cared or thought about open-source software shit] I'm getting a lot of open-source vibes from this...

when you have discussions about omitting frame pointers

very cool post man. however, i have one problem. it doesn't conform to exactly what i expected, so

My name is Carl Moon

here's a gg update to go with it! github.com/gulbanana/gg...

v0.38.0 is out! github.com/jj-vcs/jj/re...

this is one of my favorite clickholes of all time. i think about this bit at least once a week

$ jj describe -m "Hello, world!"

no. fire at will

For folks who want to come talk Jujutsu, we're on Discord!

small weekly after-hours vibe project, a local clone of honeycomb.io but using victorialogs as the underlying event store for wide-event style uses. gonna try and handle trace sampling & exemplars this weekend, maybe

[push notif that $20,000 was taken from my bank] Ah, well. We all make mistakes sometimes

Sorry babe that's my bad. I didn't realize connecting my bank to an extremely pliable chatbot actually would do anything.

I simply hooked up my bank account and social media to a tamogotchi. Hopefully this isn't going to end badly

rugpulled by clawdbot/moltbot is crazy work

hey man, cool idea of yours. do you mind if i misrepresent it to some of the most annoying people alive

people say they hate slop. but they love linux, which is the ultimate poweruserslop. very interesting

if you want to be good at computer programming the first thing you should do is NOT write any computer programs. you should post 50 times a day. only then is there any chance that people will call you a Good Boy and put Treats in your mouth; and this is the most noble of pursuit of knowledge

Im an ocean away worried sick about them and then they text me "saw one crying in his car just now lol"

one of my good friends just got out of surgery and it reminded me that like. the animal body can, in fact, be scientifically analyzed, diagnosed, and repaired to a high degree of confidence. that's called fucking science and it rules, bitch

Uni evolved! :3

it would be so funny if $4,000 Chinese electric cars hitting north america and bringing about the downfall of the american auto industry happened as a result of all this shit. President Deals hits it big again electrek.co/2026/01/16/c...

people on lobsters love to be like "llm companies are devoid of moral responsibility" and then keep using and loving computers as if they haven't been load-bearing components of nearly every modern horror of the past 100 years. the lady doth protest too much, methinks!

Karate Kid 2 would have been a lot better if Mr Miyagi had just started killing people and Daniel-san had to stop him

bartender at the joint rockin a free palestine shirt 🤙🏻

hey man, cool idea of yours. do you mind if i misrepresent it to some of the most annoying people alive

Monday morning, Austin Police Department helped ICE detain and kidnap a woman and her 5 year old daughter, who is a US Citizen. It’s now Friday and we still don’t know where this girl is. Abolishing ICE is the only reasonable move

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We're actively looking to grow our team at @ersc.io again! If you are interested or know someone who might be, I'd love to chat. We are looking for distributed storage folk as well as frontend/UX.

my name is Maximilian Graphics

Don’t worry. I’ll fight for you

this is what I rotate around In My Mindscape when I am problem solving

#jj-vcs 0.37.0 came out yesterday! im intrigued by the new divergent change syntax, seems very neat github.com/jj-vcs/jj/re...

I’m getting sick and tired of MN officials abdicating their duty just because the FBI is predictably locking them out of the investigation. There is more than enough evidence for @ag.state.mn.us to bring charges. Let the feds argue in court. What the hell are you doing Keith

i wonder what would happen if you dropped a piano on the head of a politician or someone like that. would they pop out with spinning eyeballs and piano keys for teeth? well there's only one way to find out i guess

this is actually true btw, especially as of late

hmm

Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state

one of the gals in the kitchen at this bar had a shirt with kid goku and kid krillin smoking a blunt that said “packwatch” on it (i think)

probably the most important thing today is to have the correct opinion. the second most important thing is that it is identical to mine

on NYE I read The Death of Ivan Ilyich and it is probably the most incredible novella I've ever read. a magnificent work of literature

who cares. modern advertisement is bad and a cancer on society, whether the ads are functionally gobbledygook to you is not relevant. what is this piece except just liberal posturing about some kind of supposed Procedural Infraction that has occurred? literal nothingburger

You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.