would you rather have a justfile-that-grew-into-a-shitty-build-system daughter or a makefile-that-should-be-a-task-runner son

It's cool when YouTube shows Miller lite ads during sesame Street vids put up by the official account

The strongest is in battle mode… Run!

[morning after i eat mexican food and drink 13 beers] i probably got the explosive diarrhea infection somehow

Odysseus coming home to a bunch of guys in these shirts hanging out in his living room

Thank you, Austin!! Reactions like this from the jj community are truly the best part of having written it 😭🙌

there is genuinely someone in my coworking space who just gets done taking a shit and doesn’t even flush they just leave. come on man how is this even possible

Im da king of da codebase

Writing blog posts is basically directly in the tradition of Foucault vs Chomsky. You're doing dialectics. You're digging deep. Only through posting can you find the truth 🙏

I believe him

When most people act stupid it is often effortless. But others? They really work for it. And I respect that

This is real and I look like this. This is a photograph of me

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Lol dude. This is fucking awesome #jj-vcs www.amazon.com/dp/B0H82MZBJH

Really good article. Just read it no tl;dr www.historicalmaterialism.org/reconsiderin...

Humans are already 50% microplastics. The CIA doesn't want you to know this

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

explaining the concept of "historically progressive events" in a marxist sense but to a fellow 30-or-40-year-old former Twitter addict so I just refer to it as "The Cool Zone" over and over again

I am doing my part to improve the state of software development by repeating thought terminating cliches as much as possible 💪

Please rise for our national anthem

they killed and ate a guy at Taylor Swift's wedding, you know. they rotated him over a fire with an apple in his mouth and everything and then ripped him to shreds like animals.

i was having drinks with my friend thursday about how i loved Reginald VelJohnson and Family Matters as a kid so i googled him and immediately found this photo and she convinced me to turn it into my iphone pfp

Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy

30,000 stars! 🤩 Come join us for the next 30k github.com/jj-vcs/jj

Jujutsu v0.43.0 is out! github.com/jj-vcs/jj/re... jj is a Git-compatible version control system that is both simple and powerful. Below are some highlights of today's release ⬇️

Nothing's ever free in Transaction Town.

i love playing Tekken and being Doryaman

fun #jj-vcs experiment based on a discussion from work (no spoilers you have to read the README). not an endorsement but i figure someone might be brave and play with it or show off something cool github.com/thoughtpolic...

A news story from a few years ago

Technology Oriented Upvote Based Internet Forums are mostly useful these days so that you can direct people there, with the hope they might become stupider. in other words, to train them wrong as a joke, like Wimp Lo from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. can't think of too many other uses

Quantum Tricknology

the greatest question of philosophy which no one has answered iyet is "does all of outside count as one room"

XXXTenaction, Oliver Tree, Paul Walker, Charlie Kirk all at the pearly gates together, shoulder to shoulder, welcoming Alan Greenspan

trying to be nonchalant about my eternal damnation to impress the demons torturing me

forum nerds always try to do this thing where they're like. LISTEN UP. If you want to actually try winning for once, you should do [a set of behaviors that explicitly makes me happy and ignores the wider world]. normally these people don't win at anything either

just saw a guy with this pfp

My name is Austin Koyaanisqatsi Systems

over on Twitter today one hot debate is "are professors bourgeoisie." It's probably not good that online leftist politics and marxist critique have been devolved solely into "is this person really fucking poor or not"

CC @davidbarsky.com

This local 36-year-old computer programmer just realized that tech guys are a labor aristocracy. More to come at 11

Get Linux, you can create keyboard shortcuts for just about anything.

The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would have to earn a dollar a year for a trillion years straight to have that much money.

My name is Austin Sánchez-Villalobos Systems

I've already anticipated what you had to say. And I've just done it again, right now, as you are reading this.

A DEAL IS IMMINENT this weekend at Toyotathon

The UK government wants you to know that two of these images are "understandable disorder", one of these is "the rules-based order", and one of them is "terrorism". Please follow the instructions carefully, or face consequences.

Unfortunately, my last attempt at characterizing and solving this social phenomenon using only a one-sentence unexamined quip didn't work. There's always next time though 🙏 💪

this is genuinely a take i just saw on this website. and i understand that being a cool savvy computer millennial is like trendy now. but most of you are just too fucking stupid to do it well

Guy who thinks video game downloads are large because they have too much code in them

ooooooo look at me, i'm fucking Arch Linux and i don't even include motherfucking nano or vi in my default install. fucking fraud distro