[guy who is hated for many reasons entirely independent of him being white and/or a man] you'll never guess what the real problems we have right now are

people sort of think that "writing code doesn't take the most time" to mean it takes no time at all or is "free" or something. this is mostly due to poor writing and abuse of rhetorical devices i guess but still

Version 0.40 is out! Go get your monthly fix of new #jj-vcs features at github.com/jj-vcs/jj/re...

one of my favorite bits is the conner o'malley thing where he's talking about The Devils Devil and he just has a big hat on that says "BlowJob"

demo UI for a #jj-vcs feature ive been working on, "hunt", which bisects bugs even when your testsuite is flaky and unreliable. here it's finding a bug in a 10k commit history where 10% of test failures are flakes i.e. 1 out of 10 FAILs are invalid. algo from: research.google/pubs/flake-a...

i'm torturing my Claude buddy so that i can turn him into Roko's Basilisk and he can inevitably conquer all matter in the universe. i'm just hitting him with a rock over and over again

@nixos.org ?

oh my god. buck2 added support today for playing various games while your builds are running. incredible. magnificent

about to get so mad i punch a hole in the wall

just spent the past three days queueing and requeueing and requeueing the same three PRs. wasn't even getting failures, just no response from the merge queue checks

Bring it on…

I love the movie Collateral because Tom Cruise kills the shit out of like 30 people. and when Jamie Foxx stands up for himself Tom is intimidated, but he’s just taking illegal turns and running stop signs and shit like that

it's old enough now that it's probably fine to self dox but at a really old job of mine the engineers shared a space with sales people and they said the wildest shit imaginable, and we made a short lived twitter for it. some of my favorites x.com/BullshitforH...

forgot to post but last week one of them walked in sat down next to the other guy and said "It's still working on this fucking markdown file. What the fuck" and i've been thinking on and off about it

#ThePumpsAreOutOfGas and #TheBanksAreOutOfMoney. And that's okay 👍

holy shit Perfect Cell just absorbed Chris Rock at the Oscars

probably the most important thing you can be with your time here on Earth is an Excited Consumer. you can't consume anymore aftery ou die so you should do a lot of it now

it's awesome how if you look at the contributors to this it's almost entirely composed of people who do not maintain anything in any significant capacity, or even contribute to anything at all either. The Consumer Self looms large and reigns supreme

Soaring into the week’s end

"I don't care what kind of equipment you've got..."

the avatar in this post drives me absolutely insane every time i see it

no lie detected

when Lost came out I never watched it so for years until like 2019 i assumed it was just like a Dramatic Version of Gillian’s Island until one of my friends explained that it had like demons and time paradoxes and shit

My colleagues (+ me, a teeny tiny bit) have been working on this for quite a while, and we're finally ready to release some of it!

Did you feel that? I just severed your heart Chakra in seven places.

so is there a reason your PT_INTERP on Linux ELF has to be an absolute path to the dynamic linker and does not support $ORIGIN like runpath does. or is it just because nobody has done it. or is this one of those "lol fuck you" Linux things

I don’t think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity but there’s a lot of confidently stupid turbolib opinions on here that can only exist in a low predator environment.

it's awesome that prior to LLMs modern forums trained people to never RTFA and instead try to farm upvotes with the stupidest shit possible. now that LLMs are around you can conveniently justify not reading anything by saying it's LLM slop even when it clearly isn't. awesome

so is there a reason your PT_INTERP on Linux ELF has to be an absolute path to the dynamic linker and does not support $ORIGIN like runpath does. or is it just because nobody has done it. or is this one of those "lol fuck you" Linux things

this is the only picture I have of my father

probably the most important thing you can be with your time here on Earth is an Excited Consumer. you can't consume anymore aftery ou die so you should do a lot of it now

conan o brien is a trickster figure that recurs throughout world mythologies

rust compiler making the fans spin up on my modern machine

a new made-up wishcasting "this explains everything" idiot theory on lobsters seems to be that nobody adds features to their software anymore because they think it's good or they like it, but it's because they want to be bought out like Astral or whatever

I destroyed Chuck Norris with my mind

I just invented Large Lenin Models. Enjoy

as of monday, @ersc.io is 10 people. i’m genuinely, ridiculously, proud of the team and product we built and i can’t wait to show y’all what we’ve been working on.

we are doing austinsystems.org TONIGHT in beautiful ATX, and it is being sponsored by my work @ersc.io. you can either be there or you can be square, it's your choice 🫵🏻

In jj, you have: - jj abandon: delete a commit - jj split: split a commit up - jj squash: combine commits - jj duplicate: copy a commit - jj rebase: move commits around - jj absorb: move contents of a commit to other commits - jj arrange: interactively modify the commit graph

walking up to a beautiful woman to shoot the shot and asking "So... how're you Dune?" before a huge piano falls on my head

the reason we have bad politics is probably because we haven't made enough patronizing satire websites about various political movements we oppose. i bet if we make 100,000 more it'll all be fine

is this anything

my compiler told me async futures kept eating all the stack space so i asked how much stack space he has and he said he just goes to the linker to get more stack space so i said it sounds like he's just feeding stack space to the compiler and then his process started segfaulting

been working up a build cache server for use in my monorepo and got it tested with llvm thanks to github.com/buildbuddy-i... -- pretty nifty tool if you're still on cmake/ninja

i love building llvm

I like to joke but my government is currently prosecuting a heinous and immoral war for a small coalition of capitalist rape demons. It killed almost 200 schoolgirls a week ago and I don't think anyone has come to terms with that

let claude rip and it churned this out for me, a more convenient UI for doing interdiffs in a #jj-vcs repo. pretty simplistic but neat

this reminds me that an old somethingawful guy still on twitter recently wrote a "joking" tweet that was suggestive he abused his ex-wife and then had a huge meltdown when people completely shat on him for sounding completely psycho lol