:-)

In Germany, being on time by train is so rare that they actually announce it on the speaker

The @typst.app was loads of fun, it's great to talk to people in person about a bunch of nerd stuff.

this is horrifying. this is why they say death to america. because all we bring is death to their children and people

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

a sombre morning for british columnists as they move their "The electorate has spoken, we must listen" articles to the recycling bin and upload their "the greens victory shows just how far the west has fallen" articles instead

Excited for the @typst.app meetup tomorrow, come say high if you're there, I'm the guy with the tinger name tag.

Getting hit by a million lighting strikes after being depicted as a chud wojak by the evil voodoo device

Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license. This is pure cruelty. www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

I don't really have a lot to show but I do a lot of glue work all over the place, if you like glue consider supporting me anywhere, including github.com/sponsors/ico...

Lmfao

🖌️ Okami style: Corgi 🐾 I started a new cool series over my Patreon - #dog breeds in the "Okami style" 🤣 So far we have: * Border Collie * #Corgi ...what would you like to see next? ;3

world-historical levels of wholesomeness

Ah cool, I guess the project sounded too good to be true from the start, it just took a while for me to find out.

Bsky people get a joke challange

Remember, American and Euro timestamps are both wrong but Euro is *more* wrong

Destined lovers but they both think the others is out of their league

crwd

my chud son kinda cracked kinda goated

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares

I'm in awe

Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/

Nah, theyre not even cooking anymore, they doing alchemy

Gotta be the worst time to be an @theonion.com writer, everytime you think of a funny as shit headline you'd be like "fuck, that's actually happening"

They actually, might honestly, actually pull it off, honestly.

i cannot stop thinking about this interaction

It's on jjub. Get it on jjub. You can pull my code from jjub.

laughing maniacally and playing the organ there would actually fix me

that's just scienceslop bro. you only think that because you used the scientific method to come to a conclusion based on empirical observations

I wrote an update on the development of Flirt: blog.buenzli.dev/flirt-native...

L + Ratio + Cope + Seethe + Send + Sync + 'static

But it can buy rope!

Huh?

$ jj describe -m "Hello, world!"

Go check out @jj-vcs.dev

Sure

We have moved our ATProto handle to eurosky.social, and you can too! For European data storage, and to demonstrate how a decentralized, open social network looks like in practice. We are testing personal data server (PDS) transfer this week, sign up if you want in www.eurosky.tech/register #eurosky

Published the design document for how nextest implements records, replays and reruns. It's very large — over 6000 words! Lots of decisions and alternatives considered, to make what I believe is the best implementation of this set of features in the industry. Have a look!

ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family https://theonion.com/ice-agent-scores-easy-win-by-deporting-own-family/

To move my #Typst packages over to #Codeberg, I have adapted the community's package template to be more compatible with #Forgejo 's action runners. It's not drop-in, but simplifies the task. blog.ensko.at/2026/02/03/t...

Can't tell if home renovation or mental breakdown, but I refuse to check the thread to find out. Doomed to forever live in uncertainty.

The world if there was a typesetter that did not have these problems

"claude md" ridiculous. he is NOT a doctor

This hit so fucking hard today.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Report: Fighting Rising Tide Of Authoritarianism Sounds Like A Lot Of Work https://theonion.com/report-fighting-rising-tide-of-authoritarianism-sounds-1841390886/

Thinking of trying out a real job, like McDonald's or Palantir

to my 3 or so new followers, I'll have you know that you met me at a very chinese time of my life

Zohran CLAIMS to be a socialist, and yet he keeps doing things that I can only categorise as 'king shit'. INTERESTING.