says a lot about society that they trained an AI on all of GitHub and this is how it behaves

Rare opportunity to hire a fantastic compiler engineer and all-around great software developer!

CC’d! At the Linux Kernel Mailing List!

hey uhhh. I got fired yesterday. if anyone has rust positions in the Netherlands let me know!

me: “good morning now i will check out my tech feed” google open source: “do not do this”

someone please hire me. i'm going to go work on calendars now

@jyn.dev elm-guy talk alert!!! (hope it’s economics of programming languages 3)

PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...

This game sucks. As soon as it was funny that nothing was happening, stuff started happening

patriots not in control

this post spoiled it for me lol, apparently the channel 5 uk stream is like 50 secs delayed

New England Puntriots is this anything

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

walker? more like runner

serious question: was that a real wedding

i love the annual UK tradition of having 2 clueless analysts asking basic questions to the 2 americans who have a clue about the NFL

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Unlimited jihad on all sports gambling apps

we gotta do something about sports betting dawg

where’s super bowl bluesky? also: go seahawks!!

where’s super bowl bluesky? also: go seahawks!!

Mark Carney promoting hockey yaoi is what prompted me to realize this here website would go crazy for some Mark Carney-Jay Powell central banker yaoi

finally, atproto has feature parity with activitypub: insane drama

why did the For You feed decide to show me this 🧐🧐🧐

when you have discussions about omitting frame pointers

unfortunately my ai takes are mostly informed by Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

“devops is when you write YAML, and the more YAML you write the more devops you’re doing”

is someone gonna write the “john henry c compiler?”

jj is actually Git-compatible so you can use it on existing projects without your collaborators needing to know that you are.. of course, you will tell them anyway

- new york, i love you but your bringing me down - the mauritian badminton doubles champion - the predatory wasp of the palisades - lily, rosemary and the jack of hearts

your telling me this weekly event is bisexual?

"and this brings us OUTSIDE the realm of verified software, or as I call it: the un-kani valley"

“made in england” surrounding the union jack lol lmao

seems like all of mastodon is at FOSDEM, but none of bluesky is lol

It’s too late. I have already portrayed you as the soy null terminated *char and myself as the chad &str

dating site for grunglers to kiss while both of their trans friend circles watch

need to find an excuse to ride the 225’s sill in service on LNER, before they (presumably) get replaced with 800’s

ideal wikipedia outline

sorry babe, i didn't get the job. i was only at 53% tenure and 71% publications

some impressions (2/2)

some impressions (1/2)

Here it is: alona.page/talks/freein... (slides only i’m afraid, no recording exists)

sean baxter and a bunch of non-stupid non-assholes are going to start a programming language in the middle of LLVM to either die or prove a very important point to WG21

My talk's gonna be soo good.

sean baxter and a bunch of non-stupid non-assholes are going to start a programming language in the middle of LLVM to either die or prove a very important point to WG21

End of an era for #rustlang contributors. The merge queue used by the rust repository itself was rewritten in Rust! You can find it at github.com/rust-lang/b...

www.gov.uk/guidance/sty... @predr.ag the UK government has an official position that breaking changes are not broadly understood.

today's Debord shitpost which is also actually straightforwardly true: "the borrow checker is not a collection of lifetime rules, but rather a social relation between programmers mediated by lifetime rules"

the isaac chotiner of distributed systems jepsen.io/analyses/nat...