finally had a post get big enough for people to start behaving like complete ass’s in my replies lol welp

sometimes i wounder if i'm disliking an app for not doing it exactly The Way Apple Does It, but then i realize that this photo management app sometimes has a noticable delay when navigating between photos, which Photos.app never does even on ancient hardware

just learnt that there's a function `dlmopen`, which is apparently the waluigi version of `dlopen`

"everyone has a plan until they have to interact with a large unfamiliar c++ codebase"

if the vatican is so good, why didn’t they make a vatican ii?

You thought industrial electrification potential was limited Hahhahaha dumbass!!

we do a little @bors p=1

My aranet is somewhere in my flat, and I can connect to it, but I don't actually know where it is and can't seem to find it. Concerning

dutch people be quiet on the train late at night challenge 2026 [IMPOSSIBLE]

everyone keeps reading me as british, it‘s so devastating

“the llm-ephant in the room”

gonna start calling it automobile ideology

furiously googling “does polonius die in hamlet” at the rust all hands

Google Cat Ears!!!!

“This conference is brought you you by ExpressVPN”

It’s weird that we created open source to be free to fork and personalize however you want without any agreement from upstream, and then we created social norms where we shame people for doing that

🎶 Wake Me up When Eternal September Ends 🎶

sorry but I can't help with your merge conflict. i'm a pacifist

my chickens: uncounted. my bridge: uncrossed. my boats: unburnt. my spilt milk: uncried over. my rome: not built in a day.

Any time you start an LLM policy its only a matter of time before someone starts talking like sephiroth in your github

my hater become by waiters when i rename at the reservation station of success

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has someone written about code review guidelines for companies in the age of agents? something like google.github.io/eng-practice... but that addresses the stress added to review by agents, and maybe how agents can help with review esp if focused on companies, and not open source projects on gh

why are they posting like an NFL team on draft night??

There should be a rewrite of His Dark Materials where computer scientists hunt down Lyra and take the Alethiometer, then spend the next 1200 pages proving theorems that require an oracle.

shout out to [redacted NHS health service] that opens the days limited supply at midnight, rather than at 8am, so i have a much better chance of beating the crowds.

Sid Meier's Social Media

*cough*(check out rustnl.org/maintainers/ and rust-lang.org/funding if you want to throw money at other maintainers)*cough*

has someone written about code review guidelines for companies in the age of agents? something like google.github.io/eng-practice... but that addresses the stress added to review by agents, and maybe how agents can help with review esp if focused on companies, and not open source projects on gh

a datadog is for life, not just for datachristmas

GH: OK, so merging PRs randomly would revert commits. Solution: What if we just hide all the PRs?

literally just made this

How crazy is it that you finish 1:59:41 and come in SECOND PLACE #LondonMarathon

Tom SBoMbadil

long island city here here comes!!

"If someone wasn't going to use my library as-is, what ideas or concept would you definitely want them to still consider stealing?" is actually a very fun lens to look at your research projects with. It's figuring out how to part out your own projects, and when it would make sense to do so.

Marty Robbins song about an arizona greybeard defeating some punk with his IBM mainframe.

proposal for the onion:

Hypercard 2

i read this as blåhaj, and got very confused

why do i sometimes listen to music and find it *faster* than i remember it?? i coulda sworn November Rain was like 10% slower than it apparently is

incredible things are happening in gas town

poll: do “tech bro” and “brogrammer” mean exactly the same thing? answer in comments

never knew this!

"How Trinidad Tough Me About B2B in the Automotive Industry"

@realfollowers.bsky.social indulge me

this is why gcc will always have a certain mystique. llvm/clang could never cook something up like this.

The gcc source has some good finds:

Ground Control to Major Tom Your Outlook's dead, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tom?