mighty morphine powder ragers

"Why is your cat so tolerant and gentle" I have been harassing this motherfucker nonstop since he was 10 weeks old. He knows only chaos

What do you mean I might have ehlers danlos, POTS *and* fibromyalgia

I have a brother with ehlers danlos who thinks I might have it I have a friend with POTS who thinks my symptoms fit the bill I have a friend with fibro who said the way I describe my pain sounds like exsctly what got her a fibro dx Ask me why I don't want to go to the Dr

I would do the same

i get it, man

Men in tight long sleeved shirts. Especially unbuttoned henleys @prairiephlox.bsky.social you know.

roses are red smoky is the coal;

Remember when that lady made nude prints by painting her body and sitting on the canvas? Then her dude friend wanted to make one and left a dookie print on the canvas

When Sephiroth is tryna tell you your pussy stinks

*in a hushed whisper* 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵

I love the alerts from my ring camera so much What do you mean there's a stray goat in my city

like what the hell? idk how to replicate this look yet 😩

Can't stop relating everything in life back to anime help

MY SON IS SO CUTE AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WANNA PUKE

I am such a delightfully confused creature

Ain't shit about this "unthinkable" and the tragedy isn't her death by measles so much as the fact that she was essentially murdered by her parents

Sat cross-legged too long The pain in my knees is unreal

Rest is *good*, unscheduled time is *good.* You are not always either producing or decaying. Creativity flows from shutting things up enough to hear yourself, to be able to synthesize everything you’ve taken in lately.

Wait is this how people are using it?! Bed rotting is a phrase I reserve for depressive episodes that keep me in bed. Not just. Staying in bed. That's caterpillar mode. That's burrito time. Resting is not rotting why do people ruin things!!

The perverse joy I experience watching Kara realize her parents were basically war criminals should be studied

You, a fucking idiot: “I’d face fuck it” Me, huge genoius: “I’d let it eat my ass”

I hope ICE contracts an antibiotic resistant strain of syphilis and also a sudden allergy to the sun

"She's not into either of us, she can't be into him, right?" Screeching, please tell me men talk like this

Biblically accurate slutty Jesus

I FORGOT DICHEN LACHMAN IS IN THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS MY WIFE

LETS GO LESBIANS

Lynda Carter playing the President in Supergirl and joking about her other jet sent me into a giggle fit that made me cough and I almost threw up Worth it

Maggie Alex and Supergirl team up YASS GIRL SQUAD

Love when googling health issues actually works Yes, your knee is in fact trying to dislocate and thats why it's doing that and feeling that way Thank you I will continue to not see a doctor for it until I have to

Another day quarantined in my bedroom Yippee

do not encourage me it only makes me more like this

I gotta finish Heated Rivalry and catch up on Gachiakuta now that I'm out of my Teen Wolf k-hole

My life is kind of a never ending series of Huh Maybe shouldn't have done THAT but

we're a polytheistic agnostic bc we're not sure how many gods we're not supposed to believe in if we want to be an atheist half of this is a joke

I know I always say shit like this but I'm gonna try so hard to be done with these people

I got drunk and ordered TOO MUCH FOOD

I love when the men with gfs text like the girls I just texted my buddy Jakob, Who normally doesn't text "Hey I'm home safe" And he said "ty bb ❤️" lmaooooo You are a man in your early mid 30s Please never stop talking to your friends this way

You gotta be fucking kidding me lmao

What if dinosaurs were delicious

I need snuggles except I don't think i could tolerate them right now and that's more frustrating than me not getting them regardless

Call me a beefy five layer the way I'm wrapped in multiple blankets and marinating in my own farts

Figured out why I'm sleeping so much Anyways merry Christmas I'm sick Again

If I add anymore it will just be all goblin

and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, shouted-

an adventurer w agoraphobia hahahahahahahaha okay bitch lets go

*shoving a box of counterfeit elves into a closet* haha what would you even make that out of

The children are screaming

the grinch was a victim of whoville segregation due to not being racially pure by who standards the whos were inbred habsburgs and forced the grinch into isolation on mt crumpet why is there only one grinch the whos committed ethnic cleansing thats why