Respawn timer suuuuucks.

I'm a bitch / I'm a lover / Beowulf killed Grendel's mother

A Great Potoo that has a lesion under its wing that they will take care of and release the great creature back into the wild

Holy shit lol

BREAKING: In response to shocking Cesar Chavez revelations, Republicans propose bill for new national holiday celebrating Jeffrey Epstein

-A young upstart Democrat loses his congressional race because they didn't live in the district. Surely they will never come back in politics. #IL09

Thanks for playing, Robin Kelly.

The Bikeriders (2024) - 0:31:49 Dir. Jeff Nichols Runtime 116 minutes 🚬 x 104, or one cigarette every 1.12 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-bikeriders/

"No, ma'am. No dipshit."

FUCKING HELL GET IN www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

See...not that hard!

Every birthday wish from now til grave will be the vengeful hands of Whitman rising from the grave to entertain everyone with a goddamn soul.

Re-watching The Fog of War because I need to relax.

In a less fucked up universe, Schlapp is banned to the phantom zone with Mark Foley (showing up in the crowd at Trump rallys).

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

38 years ago today, March 6, 1988: #TheSimpsons short “Family Portrait” first aired on The Tracey Ullman Show on Fox. This was the first time Homer said "Why, you little..!" and chokes Bart.

In 1991, David Bowie made an appearance on the HBO series Dream On. He played Sir Roland Moorecock.

Danica Patrick not doing F1 this season? Let's all remember when @edsbs.bsky.social and @jessicasmetana.bsky.social talked about her YouTube channel.

Love the Texas congressional primary pitting Mexican Matt Berry vs guy who set his girlfriend on fire (incumbent).

There is no better way to insulate yourself from global oil & gas price volatility than to invest in technologies that generate useful heat & power without any oil & gas input. The Trump WH attack on renewables is a direct attack on your economic security.

You should be allowed to smoke cigarettes in a bar that's playing the new Sturgill album

Hey, cool. @lastweektonight.com just did a segment using reporting I did w/ @farooqumar.bsky.social Oliver was talking about body cams--and how law enforcement agencies have often undermined their potential The same body-cams Dems are centering that ICE reforms on www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP4_...

In many ways, Bill Kristol is our Igor Girkin.

Future 60 Minutes correspondent Catturd2*

Sam Altman picked a hell of a day to basically urge the world to trust the morality and legal restraint of the Department of Defense

Striker? Sure. Left back? Absolutely. Goalkeeper? He'd try it. Despite entering the "Unwanted Weston Cycle" again at Juventus, Weston McKennie is again doing it all for his club showign the #USMNT must embrace his versatility. For @sportsillustrated.bsky.social: www.si.com/soccer/westo...

Going into the dealership with a gun and ain’t leaving without a below MSRP Nissan Rogue

I'll have the cat steak

Hell yes. My dad had dementia so I’ve assumed it was a high probability for me. Had a plan for what I wanted to do if my mind/awareness/consciousness disappeared. But maybe I won’t have to execute it after all! Another reason to GET YOUR SHINGLES VACCINE Shingles is bad. Dementia is worse.

When Haiti gets a World Cup point or something, people are going to be posting like they're real Concacaf sickos. We welcome them. Volar frowns upon gatekeeping. But truly I say to you if you're settling in for this 11:30p ET LAG-Sporting San Miguelito game on FS2, yours is the Kingdom of Concacaf.

Wow

Doubt it's the largest, but I'm intrigued.

Casablanca (1943) - 0:38:46 Dir. Michael Curtiz Runtime 102 minutes 🚬 x 124, or one cigarette every 0.82 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/casablanca/

Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) - 1:55:39 Dir. Quentin Tarantino Runtime 162 minutes 🚬 x 60, or one cigarette every 2.7 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/once-upon-a-time-in-hollywood/

nosferatu pete buttigieg

If you’re watching Casey Means talk about vaccines in her confirmation hearing and would rather watch her do literally anything else, we suggest watching her “enjoy” a liver smoothie in our piece from last year on the MAHA movement. Then she’ll bring up vaccines again. Sorry. youtu.be/3lzfH86avIc

Wow 30k followers! Thank you, not deserving

One good thing from the proliferation of video platforms like IG and TikTok is the return of some ultra niche stuff that got copyrighted off YouTube years ago I've been looking for Vida Blue's wedding at Candlestick Park for years and turns out someone put it on IG

Impeccable timing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ZG...

Hey, I could get mad at the tub of paste that is ostensibly on my side and make myself a target for the cops, or I could just keep jamming to Bowie.