this easter, instead of the virgin mary's immaculate conception, you can read about my OCs' immacu-- what? thats not what easter is about? Fuck. GODDAMMIT

happy easter

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i was supposed to write yaoi but instead i chugged 500 million tweets about mark leaving nct it's literally like the day queen elizabeth died and the whole TL was turbo funny

capybaras and shapes

"go jump in a lake", "take a long walk off a short pier", "put an egg in your shoe and beat it", "go peddle your papers" these are just some of the violent, actionable threats journalists and academics face every two to three months on bluesky, or as some call it The Murder Website.

Isopod travel [ #art #oc #watercolor ]

Everyone keeps saying "serving cunt" and it's making me feel really old. I still call them waiters.

taking my Work Brain out my skull and swapping it with my (much smaller) Night Brain from the fridge

morals of k-pop demon hunters: - staying in the closet will ruin your life and coming out will save the world - boy groups are evil

durante los últimos meses he intentando leer una novela chilena y yo sé que el tiempo de lectura está demasiado largo porque el libro se vió nuevo al inicio pero ahora las cubiertas están peleadas

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

Numinous Productions is excited to offer a new $500 microgrant to SWANA artists working in ttrpg-related mediums. Application and more information at the link below. Please share widely! If you would like to sponsor further grants, reach out to us at [email protected].

We welcome these games to our bestsellers list: A Land Once Magic Alone On A Journey Apocalypse World 2e Eat the Reich 2nd printing Every Villain Is a Loser Ex Novo Glatisant Microscope MIRU II Necromancer Heretic Secret People The Bonsai Diary www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/Bestse...

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.

Today's the day.

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him

i see that i’m icy .....

merely make a full color comic that is 900+ pages entirely by yourself, surely it will not take you over a decade of your actual human lifespan. simply write a large rpg, it will not take multiple years and an actual 1000+ hrs of writing

i’m doing a craft program at work that uses cricut pens so i told my work to order these knockoffs (budget) and this color selection is pissing me the FUCK off

they should invent a pizza that doesn’t knock you out cold

The Taming of Sméagol, by Donato Giancola, 2010

ohh, the APPLE ORCHARD !!!!!

I made a shrimp cake for a friend! Olive oil lemon zest cake, strawberry basil syrup soak, vanilla bean sweet cream pastry cream, strawberry balsamic compote, and honey vanilla brown butter Swiss merengue butter cream topped with strawberry merengue shrimps !!

Every single thing I regularly buy has gotten worse in quality, but at least they've also gotten more expensive.

DO YOUR STRETCHES AND THANK ME LATER

fashion illustrations are BACK!!! these are by far the most popular commission type i've ever offered. lemme work my magic designing outfits for your lil guy ~~~~ ✨✨✨✨ i am totally unemployed and need to pay bills, any support would be immensely appreciated :] ko-fi.com/c/f52f77595d #pepperbloomart

To conclude, silicosis is incurable. It makes every movement painful, and often kills within a few years of diagnosis. The only way to extend your life is a lung transplant, the average lifespan of which is 8 years. Guys in their 30s are getting this. Don't buy quartz counters.

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We love hosting @breakmygame.com every month at Game Kastle College Park! Come playtest designs from the local community and be a part of developing the hits of tomorrow BEFORE they make it big. . . . #breakmygame #flgs #localdesigners #boardgames #cardgames #playtest #dmvevents

At least this guy was pretty good in John Carpenter's Vampire$ (I am handed a note) I am not "spiritually Ventrue" WTF

it's party rock is

eberron ...

i told my siblings to watch the witch hat atelier anime when it premieres next month and i described it as "sweet little powerpuff girl witches learning magic and i guess there's ambient yaoi in the background"

Hello #PortfolioDay !! I'm Skip, a 3D Artist / Generalist with 3+ years of experience making stylized art for games. I also enjoy rigging and tech art! Open to work FT/PT/Contract (-: 💼 www.artstation.com/skipperstow 📩 [email protected] ___________ #3DArtist #openforwork #gameart

finished pet portrait commission for ev! such a gorgeous dog <3 get your own here: ko-fi.com/pepperbloom/... #pepperbloomart

hearing the word Camarilla spoken in the dome is awakening immense ancestral energy in me ... unprecedented levels of sat ...

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charity D&D streams to watch this weekend~ hosted by @saiiren.bsky.social featuring @tormentedbygnomes.bsky.social @cakelette.bsky.social @scifri.tv and @lindoabyss.bsky.social as dms to benefit the american heart association

h/t @bullheadpsalms.bsky.social #TarotSky #OccultSky #WitchSky

This film was one of the biggest influences on Hayao Miyazaki and Isao Takahata. Seeing it for the first time, Miyazaki told his friend, "I guess we’re failures, aren’t we?" This is Crac -- the first masterpiece by animator Frédéric Back. We explore: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/the-lament...

This is the really big news here imo, its not just the sora app thats gone but chatgpt wont be doing videos either. This is a massive hit to openAI. Hopefully this hit causes internal bleeding that kills them as painfully as possible.

it’s been said already, but you can’t appeal to ppl's humanity with claims that gen AI lacks soul or originality, bc they don’t care. these people can't dynamically price a soul, and originality only matters as far as it’s profitable. their brains are rocks. don’t waste time trying to chisel them

"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein