For a split second my mind read the Vanderbilt V as the Villanova V and I thought, “geez, how many Tim Becks ARE there in college football?” Also he won’t win it, but I’d love to see how Georgia fans would react to Mike Bobo taking home the honors

Jon Sumrall's first assistant hire is former UK DC Brad White as DC. They worked together when Sumrall was at Kentucky. www.gatorcountry.com/feature/flor...

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Quick turnaround by Kentucky to nab Oregon OC Will Stein as their next head coach: ukathletics.com/news/2025/12...

Maybe next year ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's early and they're legacies, but both Myles Graham and Vernell Brown III tweeted approvingly of Sumrall. Graham posted a picture of him with Sumrall in a Gator gear-festooned room even

Sumrall is getting $7.5 million per, but non-cumulative incentives are: SECCG: $250K SECCG win: $1.5M CFP 1st round: $1.25M CFP QFinal: $2M CFP Semifinal: $3M CFP title game: $3.75M National title: $5M This is the (relatively) low base, incentive-laden deal some thought was impossible.

a question worth periodically reflecting on is why organisms have fat in the first place

Jon Sumrall's six-year, $45 million contract with the Florida #Gators includes a 70% buyout WITH mitigation for NFL/FBS/FCS jobs.

Saban continues to sabotage LSU in ways never before imagined.

September Maryland, calculated:

Jon Sumrall ... #Gators "Lane Kiffin & I have been going through the same thing. We've talked a lot. We were both in agreement that I was the right man for this job. So, he co-signed on that. Lane's a dear friend. I have to poke a little fun." Grateful Tulane & UF letting him finish.

Not as succinct as Cignetti’s “I win. Google me.”, but it works

Normally I wouldn’t care what a coach wears at the first presser — I looked it up and Mullen didn’t even wear orange and blue, just had a Gator logo lapel pin — but right now job 1 is convincing fans that Sumrall isn’t another Napier, but him wearing nearly the same outfit isn’t a good start

If that suit/tie combo looks familiar, look at the top photo here: www.gatorcountry.com/feature/can-...

New Florida #Gators coach Jon Sumrall arrives in Gainesville.

SOURCES: UCLA is hiring JMU's Bob Chesney to be the Bruins new head coach, @theathleticmike.bsky.social has learned. The 48-year-old Pennsylvania native has led the Dukes to an 11-1 record this season and is 131-51 in his coaching career at four smaller programs.

Before the Florida-Kentucky game, a UK beat writer (sorry don’t remember which) said Wildcat fans were mad they didn’t fire Stoops before this year because they were concerned they’d lose out on UK alum Jon Sumrall. Turns out they fire Stoops the day Sumrall was announced by someone else.

He's going to kill so many people and we're powerless to stop it. One of the most vile humans currently wandering around this watery rock.

The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin

Yeah a lot of people took up the cause of Pat Fitzgerald for culture-war reasons without bothering to notice that his tenure was petering out. He won seven games total in his last three non-covid seasons and the team got immediately better after he left

Dude who wants to be there and will be cheap to fire in a couple years? It’s Matt Luke II

“I can’t believe my current employer won’t allow me to work for them while actively aligning their talent to come work for me at a direct competitor”

UF AD Scott Stricklin on Jon Sumrall: ""Not many coaches win big at two different non-Power programs... He joins rare company—coaches like Urban Meyer, Brian Kelly and Willie Fritz—who've delivered immediate success at multiple stops." www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...

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Going with the angry wave shirt, seems appropriate

Rumors were $10 million per. This is basically what Napier made

Might post some more later about it but the Hawai’i game was a blast. Very recognizable as college football but also very uniquely Hawai’i. And the kid had the best night he’s had since I took him to Florida-Samford last year

Forget T-shirt cannons, they just did a musibi toss

It’s cozier than The Swamp

Slumber Party Martyrs (flipped), by Robin F. Williams, 2023

They’ve been on quite the run since they got tired of Gus occasionally beating Bama

✅ Don't have to deal with Lane Kiffin's drama in my life ✅ Blew out FSU ✅ Getting ready to take kid 1 to the Wyoming-Hawai'i game It's a good day.

Achievement unlocked! 2025 Florida State is now the first non-bowl team since 2007 ULM to have beaten Alabama.

This was a wretched season but at least we’ll always have fond memories of Jadan Baugh from this year

Jadan Baugh has eclipsed 200 yards rushing, most in a game for a #Gators player since 2004 and most in history against FSU.

This is exactly what everyone predicted would happen: Texas shows up, gets a couple of big wins and suddenly wants to be considered the indispensable team. Bring back the SWC and do the world a favor.

Arch has been good in the second half against his college rival, which is more than his uncle Peyton can claim

arch pump faked a guy into the air and then threw it directly into that same guy. i love this game.

Not lost on me that, if Sumrall really is going to Florida, that: 1. He lost to Napier last year, and 2. Lost 45-10 to Kiffin this year Good luck with that intro presser, Scott

Problem with that is Florida's been through too many varied coaching changes for that to work. Lots of people will hear that and think, "oh great, just like Muschamp and Weis". There's no winning the press conference unless Sumrall is announced along with a real-deal good OC, and that won't happen

It was better last year when they had Mensah, but I didn't really watch them at all. If he's the pick, his first big test is whether he'll bring along his OC from Troy and Tulane or try to hire an established OC for his first big-boy job

I'm not sure Fisch would work out, but I'd rather try with a guy who likes wide-open offense

ESPN article said Brohm, Sumrall, and Fisch are next in line. I don't think Brohm's leaving UL. Folks elswhere seem to think Sumrall's the guy. Auburn & Ole Miss loved Sumrall too, so others want him. A defensive guy from a G5 is going to be a tough sell post-Napier though.

There's no way to pretend Kiffin wasn't the first choice. Even the ESPN article, which must be sourced from the UF camp, says Florida is moving on to other candidates because of Kiffin's "irregular communication". Damage control spin is "we moved on before he said no" www.espn.com/college-foot...

The thought did occur to me that when LSU earlier in the week decided to stop trying to stiff Brian Kelly, it was some kind of closing move to convince Kiffin that they'd treat him well

I've always thought he'd be a mistake, just like I always thought Mullen would be a mistake

My official position on Kiffin turning Florida down is that I’m glad I don’t have that man’s drama in my life and don’t really think he would’ve won a national title at UF anyway