one battle after another round 2

it is a little amusing to me that Trump is indicting Comey, the federal official who took arguably the single most effective pro-Trump action in the last 10 years. getting a little chuckle out of that

jesus christ don’t make us think about james comey again

"We'll make everyone broke, sick, and miserable. Btw NO IMMIGRANTS" is quite a set of policies. Don't worry brother nobody's trying to come here anymore

Merrick Garland, reading the news tomorrow morning, stunned, turns to his wife. "Hey, did you know the Department of Justice can prosecute people? I guess it can!"

one battle after another, in theaters now

he's gonna be fired by christmas

It's good to see that Zach Woods has only become more powerful and based with time.

this has the potential to hit boomer dads in a couple of weeks and make a billion

gonna need to figure out a way to talk about one battle after another without being like this

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

movie of the year, maybe of the 2020s

i assume one battle after another will have the exact same vibe as licorice pizza, hope i’m not disappointed

it’s just people asking him if he’s tony hawk

god this guy sucks so fucking much

t-minus 13 hours to one battle after another in 70MM on film baby

i do appreciate that there are no slick liars anywhere in this administration, just the dumbest possible people doing the dumbest possible things

it sincerely makes sense that one of the hosts of the man show is an ardent defender of the first amendment

He launched a more powerful defense of journalism than the vast majority of mainstream journalists have and that's an indictment of them.

Des Moines has you all beat

kimmel landed the plane

This may have been the most insane and incoherent four days of his presidency. Tylenol, the U.N., I hate my opponents, other countries are going to hell, this escalator's broken, I'm mad at a TV comedian, I like Ukraine now. It really feels as if some minimal tether to reality has snapped.

the cubs really said "we won the number of games we needed to clinch, that's enough"

cubs 🙄

Claudia Cardinale and Robert Redford dying in the same week puts the world in a hotness deficit not seen since at least the 19th century

cut him

Isaac Chotiner has invited me to play a nice wholesome game of three card monte

needs more flags

it’s gotta happen soon, right

hey the “give people money” strategy has worked now a thousand times in a row, i wonder if we’ll learn anything

phantom thread is really just an absolutely perfect movie

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

the bears could really use a guy like this

The McRib is back for a limited time

the bears could really use a guy like this

well if it’s the rapture tomorrow a double feature of phantom thread and licorice pizza seems like a good way to greet an eternity of fire

my grandpa owned somewhere between 200-300 model trains and built a giant railroad in his barn

genuinely crying at this one

really love that our country and leadership are all suffering some sort of mass psychosis, really feels stable

IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!

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Tylenol’s lawyers

"my kids are defective!" is the battlecry of nearly every reactionary movement

the woke left wins again

hey if the rapture's tomorrow traffic will be way better