Memo to MSP that the Episcopal church of Minnesota has formally requested that DHS remove the name of Bishop Whipple from the building where the press conference is happening right now.

Congrats to every Republican who warned about the massively dangerous pro-terrorist “I Hate America” rallies who now gets to see their words featured in a Daily Show montage with images of sweet little grandmothers waving little American flags

Beyond the costumes at No Kings, Democratic leadership may want to check the signs to understand the vibe of their base right now (hint: it’s not health care)

No Kings has basically merged with the Southern Festival of books which has got to be a nightmare for all the worst people

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Somewhat of a surprise tonight. The aurora is cooking up something strong and she's about to blow! If you are anywhere north and outside of the Twin Cities and can get to a suitable spot, it'd be worth staying up.

Another day in this burnt out shell of a city. When will this nightmare end. /sarcasm

Today is a good day to remind people that #MelissaHortman & her husband were assassinated 2 months ago in their home by someone impersonating a police officer. Rep John Hoffman & his wife were also shot & severely injured by the same man who was religious zealot, right wing politically & antivaxxer

Today's professional frustration: A local news anchor, on a story about the return of Redbox dvd rentals, makes the comment that Hey! perhaps public libraries should carry DVD's! (All local public library consortiums have carried DVD's for over 20 years.)

Oh shit the “fascist asshole is in your city” sirens are going off!

Toejam. And. Earl.

Just back from the neighborhood block party in the burnt out shell of a dystopian nightmare city known as #Minneapolis. The brats were tasty, the homemade sides and desserts divine, and babies are not very good at playing cornhole but they do keep trying, so they're the real winners.

"Eva Tessmacher: A Master Class in Survival and Resistance Under Authoritarianism." In this essay I will....

ozzy osbourne dies everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)" hulk hogan dies everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"

I think the CSA box may have been worth it for this cauliflower alone.

Torn between the cute black lace dress or jeans and my Miskatonic University t-shirt for Welcome to Night Vale tonight...

Probably this was a non-unique parenting experience: Last night, the 13 year old comes bursting into my room, holding up their phone. "MOM, TELL ME THAT BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ISN'T ACTUALLY QUITTING DROPOUT?!?!?" "No, that's just a..." "NO IS ALL I NEED TO KNOW, THANKS." *end scene*

Brendan Fraser went to the boys high school a few blocks from the girls school I attended. The schools frequently had social events together. Only figured it out later when I saw a trailer for School Tiee and was all "where do I recognize him from?"

I just cannot express how pristine these are, they look like they've never been handled. #pyrex

Whelp, all you folks with barometric migraine triggers in the Twin Cities best go get your meds now. These pictures were taken without any movement but turning around.

Age verification? I used to navigate the internet using GOPHER.

Just looked at the list of new foods for the state fair this year and I have to say that the two foods competing for most delicious murder weapons are the Timber Twists and the Uncrustaburger and they are both perfect examples of "mad food genius".

Omg, there is a life size Jeff sculpture in the art show. #cvg2025

Saw this come up re: Madison, WI. Eyes open folks.

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only. (To be fair, I'm not sure this is a wrong answer)

Boy howdy that is one wet blanket of a night out there. #Minneapolis

Waiting for more darkness before we start our firefly walk.

In Minnesota, a white nationalist who had been appointed to a bipartisan state committee thought our most famously consensus seeking across the aisle reaching DFL rep was too leftist to live. Literally. We are not living in normal political times.

Primary this fucker.

Whelp, id been looking into trying out Hope Breakfast Bar, but now I definitely won't.

First CSA box of the season came in today and I have washed So Many Kohlrabi Greens. Now to figure out what to do with them.

Andrew Cuomo after conceding to Zohran Mamdani in the New York Mayoral Dem primary: “He put together a great campaign and he touched young people..." Touching young people, ironically, is one of the reasons Cuomo didn't win.

Andrew Cuomo just couldn’t touch Mamdani. Perhaps because Mamdani isn’t the breast of a frightened female subordinate, who’s to say?

Watching the Democratic establishment come together to crush Mamdani while complaining about not being able to inspire young people is just….

The barometric pressure is palpably rising, as are the chances of me having a phenomenal headache by morning.

The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

June 21, 1936: Icy theater names touting cooled indoor air, movie listings, Minneapolis Tribune and Minneapolis Journal.

Well, that is definitely some wind...

Annnnd, SCENE. Leanna Perry. 😂

Just a reminder folks, if you are running block lists, make sure to add Vance to your blocklists, even if you already had him blocked through someone else's block list. Put him on EVERY blocklist. This is the way. (Also, feel free to use my *PLONK* blocklist)

Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.

Using food to show where I grew up.

A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend” Via Sam Stein on twitter

Thank you @smith.senate.gov . And hey @amyklobuchar.com ? Learn from your betters. Grow a goddamn spine.

The fact that civilian leadership understands it can’t rein in the police without having their families physically threatened really is a democratic crisis.

Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes

To-Do List. Be safe, my friends!