Just finished watching the first half of season 5 of Stranger Things. Very fun, but I was disappointed at the anachronism: Sorcerers weren't introduced to D&D until the 2000s.

I've been riding the NYC subway for nearly 30 years, and this is the first time i saw the cheat code.

“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas” Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.

That’s a very attractive red shirt you’re wearing Admiral Bradley

Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

“Here I am in Arcadia” rip Tom Stoppard

What a coincidence! Im watching Stranger Things, and I'm ready to move to Indiana.

I've been watching a marathon of Murder, She Wrote the last couple days, and now I'm ready to move to Maine.

If you see this, post an animal you love.

I'm really enjoying Pluribus. I am so glad he made it off that island.

Body horror is supposed to help me learn Spanish apparently.

People are talking about International Men's Day, but I'm waiting for International Man of Mystery Day.

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

May I introduce you to Unionion?

Not if it's an old dog

So I guess its dead girl/living ex-president?

At the

Giant squid and colossal squid are so distantly related that the average human has more in common with a bonobo than they do with each other

this is literally never not accurate

Huh. I guess I'm NOT a member of an organized political party.

Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts. There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.

Prince Thousand-Enemies

Trump says the US is collecting "hundreds of trillions of dollars" in tariff revenue. The size of the entire world's economy is around $110 trillion.

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

ah yes, aristocracies — known the world over for their innovation, flexibility and capacity to meet new challenges

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Good morning. I don't know who did this, but I love you.

🚘 🥰 🌖

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

nobody wants to hear about your problems

“You’re so funny” Thanks I would have been lobotomized in the 1950s.

can albanian speakers please tell me more about this verb that apparently means “to die” but only for humans and bees???

I’ve just been to the world’s worst planetarium. One star.

Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/

So this building has a Halloween poster of Jack Skellington and Anna from frozen?

Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."

shocked the requirement wasn't 14 min and 88 seconds

Posting a picture of a tumbrel aka tumbril for no particular reason.

Happy logical Halloween

IF YOU’RE NOT A JOURNALIST HOW CAN IT BE OFF THE RECORD

Full comic here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/signal-4 #smbc

This lady deserves the presidential medal of freedom once the place is back under adult control and im not kidding

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Ah… Die Deutschkatana

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

This is "The central message of Buddhism is every man for himself" territory.