Every day with my cat is a delicate, vigilant dance to ensure that nothing specific is happening when his automatic feeder goes off, lest he conclude that tipping over the garbage can or biting me makes food happen

A where's Waldo to celebrate freedom 250 😂👇

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

See, people always want to make this just about "sports," but the real upshot here is that, 6-3, trans women can't make a claim under the Equal Protection Clause. And if they can't do that, it's hard to see how they have constitutional rights.

"When people lie about Michelle Obama’s gender, they aren’t really trying to convince voters (or UFC fans) of anything. Rather, these smears are deployed to assure an in group of bigots and fascists that they have the right, and the power, to determine whose identity is respected and whose is not."

Any Star Trek fans? You’ll get this.

Nothing says “dying civilization” like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor’s amusement.

The existence of the Cybertruck proves you don't become a trillionaire on the basis of merit.

This is how it be these days... The World Cup is gonna be such a fun time, huh?

Tonight marks the first time Trump has sat in front of a court while not facing charges.

I bet there will be another "attempt" on someone's life tonight.

Practice makes progress.

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@piatpod.bsky.social Carrot Top is now Mickey Rourke.

I pointed out that all of the Heisei era Godzilla movies easily pass the Bechtel Test and my kid responded, "only if Godzilla isn't the love interest" and I've been thinking about that for *weeks*.

Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.

Come on, Vanilla Ice. Do the right thing. Think of your fan.

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Bad news about executives being held accountable for bad management decisions.

Zack Snyder's Superman indirectly killed more civilians in his fight with Zod than Homelander did in the entirety of The Boys

Men revving their trucks at stop lights like I’m looking for a guy who sounds expensive to insure.

Amazed this is still up.

Say what you will about America, our hells are always the freshest.

This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.

Quote with fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

This scared the shit out of me until it was explained that it only crawls out late at night.

Pinemartin Luther

You're kidding, right? Mataios Damonopolis is going to do great as Odysseus

Woe, Frolic, Dread and Malice - balance them for Kier.

Us versus Them

Spotted on Tumblr…

Trump doesn't care about his _wives_. Why wold his voters think he'd care about them.

"The welfare of each of us is dependent fundamentally upon the welfare of all of us." .. (quote Theodore Roosevelt) .. (cartoon Matt Wuerker)

He's not longer a buoy. He's a muan.

I want to see a Star Wars movie that shows all the Sith Lords learning how to create their own custom masks in arts and crafts class

Capitol Tour Guide Keeps Pointing Out Hidden Spots With Uninterrupted Sight Lines

@elisaelli.bsky.social 6t6

The original liminal space

Frederick Trump… immigrant Elizabeth Trump… immigrant Fred Trump … anchor baby Mary Anne Trump… immigrant Donald Trump… anchor baby Ivana Trump… immigrant Donald Trump Jr…. anchor baby Eric Trump… anchor baby Ivanka Trump… anchor baby Melania Trump…immigrant Baron Trump… anchor baby

Soniferous Aether xkcd.com/3238/

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I think this counts a Nightmare mode since it wasn't a box office success.