When your custom character appears in a cut scene

I understand this. Please tell me you do, too.

They are not, you know, actually sincerely against showing contempt for America or its values or its peoples. That’s the essence of their movement. What does MAGA mean other than America is no longer great? No, the demand for obeisance is only directed at certain people.

@piatpod.bsky.social I'm sorry for your loss, Noah.

I remember when I was in college, I got a bad thesaurus. It was really bad. A very bad thesaurus. Bad.

Wild that a drunk white dude gets to give an important speech on the importance of being violent and mediocre just because people confuse seeing one minority on the street with the apocalypse

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

The bees have discovered Brutalism

This actually reveals a kernel of Conservative thinking though. Illegal isn't what you do, it's who you are. Nothing they do can be illegal because they are doing it, while multiple entire groups are inherently illegal just because they exist.

Today is the raptor!

"There's reason to believe maybe this fiscal year will be better than the last" - Accounting Crows

Pain is a teeth thing

I hate telling this story, but when tear gas is in the news... telling always feels importantm Tear gas is an abortifacient. When I was tear gassed, we were trying for a baby. The following day, I bled in a way I never have before. Like no period of my life before or since. Horror movie stuff.

IN CASE OF METHODISTS HIDE DOWNSTAIRS

So sad we didn't have an Adrian Veidt to make Redford president.

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

This is like how in 2020 you could know a bad COVID wave was coming because Trump would start screaming about how we should stop testing people.

THEM (british): the car park is so far away from my office ME (not british): [imagining cars on swings and merry-go-rounds or taking turns on the big loopy car slides] awww

imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means

What's being "protected" is not "free speech" but rather the RIGHT for white men to be white supremacists in public without any criticism or any consequences. I hope that's clear.

I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?

civility is when a white guy calls for minorities to be eliminated in a calm voice while wearing an expensive suit

Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔 on.ft.com/3K05vhS

Wait. With Charlie Kirk dead, will get his grandson James Tiberius?

This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.

"Truth-seeking" isn't really working here.

Damn. Charlie was so busy dodging the question, he forgot to dodge anything else

yeah there is a 95% chance that each of us Finds Out via shitpost. which is why the natsec crew can either be upset about sports or cryptic but are not allowed both at the same time

Slogan ideas… “Smoking hot body or your money back” – crematorium “The first one’s on the house” – chimney installers “We’re not afraid to raise a few eyebrows” – plastic surgeons “We’ll help bring out your inner child” – maternity ward “There’s no turning back now” – neck brace manufacturers

I always found this funny with trad divisions of labour where they're like "the woman takes care of the children and the home, and the man protects them" and it's like ok but one of those is a real job that actually happens and the other one is something you imagine while watching an action film

ordered a guitar on temu and got a fewer paul

So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Pritzker should order state police to follow ice around and arrest them when they break state law

It’s funny to imagine Ben Grimm beating up Dream of the Endless.

Republican talking points are intended not to communicate truth but to politically immobilize opposition by convincing voters that the truth is impossible to know (a classic Russian disinfo tactic). Contradictory statements are thus not accidental but rather integral to their messaging strategy.

Tim Meadows makes everything better.

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just want to thank everyone for understanding the assignment, showing up to work today, etc