a (Jewish) friend just sent this to me and it has made me laugh and laugh and laugh. Happy Purim everyone!

Steinbeck: What did you think of my draft of 𝘖𝘧 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘯? Publisher: It needs more characters. Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.

> @covie93.bsky.social

Our entire health insurance system is a scam. These aren't companies they're for-profit parasitic mafia middle men providing nothing of value and getting in between you and your doctor. We need to BAN private health insurance and do single payer medicare for all now.

Bay of Piglets, if you will.

It’s finally over

How does he sleep at night?

oops. White nationalism is a helluva drug.

Alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems

This machine kills fascists.

I'm sorry Ms Jackson I am surreal Never meant to make your daughter cry I'm a fish with one gigantic eye

When your editor doesn't know what a saddle horn is.

Look at this photograph

Doctor: You're too sedentary. Do you understand? Me: Well I mean, you just said

What does the falcon owe?

Western Civilization Guy: something something Herodotus Athens defeat the Persians Jewish Western Civilization Guy: something something Herodotus Athens defeat the Persians actual Jews in the 5th century BCE: go Persia, Cyrus was literally the messiah, naming my kids after Marduk and Ishtar

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

So take your shirt off, set off some firecrackers, and skip lunch!

Put this one in a history book someday www.smbc-comics.com/comic/warran...

Psychopaths shoveling babies onto the trolley tracks lest they seewoke...

America literally starving kids in Africa to keep this man alive It's a trolley problem with psychopaths at the switch

DNA isn't a blueprint, it is RNAs college notebook complete with doodles in the margins.

Wilder Lawless is the perfect PG13 Bond Girl name.

Age verification? My parents still said they had to go to Kresge's.

Age verification? My grade school sound system

well that’s very specific

When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:

Molumbo

Unserious literature: Naming all of your female characters after fruit. Serious literature: Naming all of your female characters after fruit in Russian.

just choked on my beverage

Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center

oof, i hope they don't kill him off in the first season

I just thought everyone should see this

The guys who side with ICE are unlikely to save the Titanic

Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

Look folks, there is no inherently neutral way to cover and discuss politics. Treating all proposals, no matter how vile, as just one of many competing policy proposals is a tacit endorsement. The media and commentariat absolutely has agency.

internalize this, now.

“When I first heard they’d found a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my arse.” —source unknown

@piatpod.bsky.social Beautiful diatribe today, Noah!

#OTD in 1905, Baroness Orczy's 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘗𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘭 opened in London's West End (novel published later in 1905). Origin of the #superhero trope--creating the archetype of the "hero with a secret identity," a concept central to modern superhero fiction. A precursor to Zorro, Batman & more. #booksky