Rules for thee, not for me. It’s not about hypocrisy anymore, he created a criminal organization with a weaponized Justice Department. Who’s gonna stop him? Probably no one…..

This dog perfectly captures my vibe at work this month and I blame Arsenal for that (but also love Arsenal for that, don't stop now, one more) 🔴⚪

An FBI agent told me to my face once that there were so many moving pieces, that I would likely end up with more charges than my trafficker. Full disclosure, this is the america ive always known.

He's completely incompetent, even apart from being deranged.

He couldn’t go to his son’s wedding because it was very important he get rolled by Iran again this weekend.

Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.

Reparations just aren’t feasible unless you’re a felon...

Every American should be disgusted by this.

Can't wait for this scene in the new movie

Castle killing them on turnovers!

There is not a single insurrectionists MFer who beat a cop that should get a penny of our money. Not one. And the people making this decision will all be appointed by Blanche and will meet in secret. This is an impeachable offense by Blanche.

I'm not a plumber. But I'm pretty sure that's not how sinks work.

"Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite. All of which are American dreams."

How is nobody demanding trumps resignation?

VAN HOLLEN: An individual who was pardoned by Trump went on to molest 2 children, & he tried to buy their silence by saying he would give them funds from your slush fund. Can you commit to not making that person eligible for a payout? BLANCHE: You're obviously lying V: I am reporting what he said

Like, come on 😱😱😱 #NBA

Trump is a coward and a traitor to our nation.

Victor Wembanyama That is all

Trump looks so weak and Xi is not amused.

Me vs Charlie…

Trump one month before the 2024 election: “Think of it - within one year you’re gonna have electric bills and energy bills and gasoline for your cars is going to be 50% cheaper than it is right now. That’s a big thing.”

🔥 @chelseahandler.bsky.social : “Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran… Or do you tough-talking pussies only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?”

Take a look at my book nook.

Thursday Friends #11 @allie-froglegs.bsky.social @gentlem.bsky.social @lilmudda.bsky.social @comance1.bsky.social @kelvin1.bsky.social @harrypothead.bsky.social @pbmiller63.bsky.social @onefabulousrascal.bsky.social @pmoose.bsky.social @oneday.bsky.social @sarahgaines.bsky.social

Senile Satan: “We have more than double (the missiles and weapons) than when the war started.

Sad thing is, I expect most Americans to not know about this.

🤣🤣🤣🤮

This is how the United States Department of Justice writes now.

Accurate and Very Well Said….

After EVERY school shooting it's always "too soon" to get a national conversation about guns going. 30 mins after the incident on Saturday ALL they want to talk about is a fucking bulletproof ball room. To protect ONE person. I find this odd.

Perfect

Real... You can't make this Sh*t Up..🤡

Sunset on Earth from space, captured by NASA

Smoke break on the set of "The Empire Strikes Back."

Isn’t that the truth.

DAMN, SON! Reinventing how a thousand year old instrument is played!

Some of the conflicts Trump has claimed to solve are ongoing or never escalated to military violence in the first place.

Settee down everyone, it's not that funny

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Truth. #Caturday

Fascinating paragraph from Scott Alexander, where he admits he’s the dog that caught the car

"We need a doctor, fast!" 😂

Antisemitism is structurally necessary for Elon Musk's politics, because he wants to brand himself as the insurgent populist fighting the elite, but as the world's wealthiest person, he needs a definition of "elite" that is not strictly rooted in wealth or corporate ownership.

Wet towel in space: NASA astronaut demonstrates how surface tension forms a perfect water sphere in microgravity at the ISS

The Pope is weak on crime!

"It's supposed to be me as a doctor making people better, and I do make people better" Reality:

Found it again. trump approved apparently 😂 #auspol #USpol