Decided that I'm going to steal my wife's grandfather, he's mine now, she can't have him back.

This was my "Is there a doctor of philosophy on the plane?" moment.

Can one of my mutuals please hit me up if they ever happen to find themselves at the National Archives in Kew? You don't have to be planning a trip at the moment, just a "in case you're there at some point please send me a message" sort of thing

InterfaceX26, a steam sale with over 150 fakeOS like games, is now live and I edited the trailer for the event! interfacex.net www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7Tm...

Well. Can't deny it anymore when my wife accuses my ancestors of murdering people, thanks zeit.de

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

I’m sure there’s someone who has worded it better than me but the idea of MARVEL, a universe born from comics has no problem laying off their ENTIRE team of visual artists …

Gold price shooting up and scavengers melting down perfectly good Swiss watches as a result might be the way I get myself a fancy watch that would be affordable and offend unreasonable collectors.

Started doin Polish on Duolingo and I'm very annoyed at my parents for not learning it as a child because it's difficult

Remember when we used to joke about a toaster running NetBSD? Now the office coffee machine runs Android and your dishwasher is part of a botnet because some embedded device company hasn't updated their pet Linux kernel since 2015.

Turns out that I'm the kind of weirdo who'll hold his breath when playing a VR shooter

Turns out that trying to rust steel wool with hydrogen peroxide is a lot more exothermic than I anticipated

I have a documentation joke but I forgot to write it down

If you're a current undergraduate/recent STEM or economics grad in the UK who is looking for work and you're into trains, I have incredibly specific good news. The Rail Safety + Standards Board is hiring for 2x 13 month contracts working on cool research.

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Love how KCD let's me become an alcoholic degenerate gambler, how did I not discover this game earlier?

could a depressed person do this? (Lays on the couch with my cat)

Do you escape reality by hunting dragons when not appreciating the beauty of nature or do you appreciate the beauty of nature between committing various crimes as a TB infected cowboy or do you appreciate the beauty of nature between gruesome battles as the bastard son of bohemian nobility?

so far Claude has given me one delusion and it's that I, your manager's manager, could contribute to this code base

I knew I loved Denmark. First the coffee and cardamon buns. Now the ability to copyright myself to protect against deep fakes.

Happy 30th birthday to Pokémon. Without it, the greatest Werner Herzog quote of all time would not exist.

Staring at the SIEM, pretending to be one of the cool kids.

URGENT : un couple d'amis cherche un appart à louer sur Nantes, loyer max 850€, idéalement 2 chambres. Monsieur est en CDI, madame est indé mais ils ont un garant avec gros revenus. Jamais aucun soucis de paiement, c'est leur proprio qui revend leur appart et les met dehors.

Gender pay gap doubles at Canva, NextDC, AWS ia.acs.org.au/article/2026...

My phone appears to have made my lock screen just be random stock images so now I have this image of a lady scared of pastrys

From the French equivalent of The Onion Seeking revenge, Dubai parachutes 3000 influencers on Tehran.

Some guy: "You know what this brandy is missing? Custard."

Discovered that France can be like the UK by going "Oi 'ave you got a loicense for that air rifle?" but then go "Black powder revolvers? Zose are children's toys for 'istorical reenactment, vente libre a partir de 18 ans!"

The Pedo Wars were a series of armed conflicts fought by the United States in the early 21st century as a means to distract from the fact that their president was a pedo.

You put the boom-boom into my heart You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts Jitterbug into my brain Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same

The notion that Muslim women have all been forced to vote for a gay jew due to extremist patriarchical practice fuelled by fundemental religious belief is properly funny, isn't it?

Now is not the time to ask whether our president is a violent pedophile rapist, not when america is at war, have you liberals no shame

Scored a bunch of free food grade buckets for project purposes but now I have to figure out how to dispose of 15kg of expired cashew butter

Reform is arguing that the dangerous extreme Muslims forced their wives and daughters to....vote for.....a white working class woman who believes in trans rights. Sounds great to me, my crying chums.

Trope doing rounds in Reform circles that Hannah Spencer is a "fake plumber" because those people can't imagine that a Green politician might be anything other than the sum of their horrid prejudices. If it were a lie she'd have been playing the longest of long games... because here she is in 2013.

Listen to @bloodwork.show

Sucks for them because there is no account setup associated with Linux.

Happy Friday! Lots of folks in tech are looking for work right now, so here's a thread of some tech for good (or at least, hopefully not explicitly evil) roles I found around the web.

I love this in Tallaght University Hospital. One day all hospitals will have libraries for bored patients and their families. All credit to South Dublin Libraries. That’s the kind of innovation we like to see.

Stock images look like AI in part because AI is trained on stock images, and in part because a stock image is trying to be as generic as possible. And AI is a statistics machine, and will also produce incredibly generic images

Five year old has started insulting people by calling them Maréchal Petain, I should discipline him but it shows a lot of creativity.

Weird youtube rabbit hole has me watching some old guy in Alabama fishing for catfish. Makes a change from cold and rainy Belgium.

I realise I've said for a while that eating the rich could lead to prion diseases, I must caution everyone that the risk is greatly increased by the rich already having eaten people. I must insist on ensuring they remain several steps removed from our food chain. Please dispose responsibly.

Thinking about how some professions can be both first and last names yet others aren't. You can have little Coopers, Tailors, Chandlers or Fishers but calling your child Butcher is considered weird.

On the one hand it's probably theft, on the other hand I discovered an abandoned garage with really cool ceiling work lamps on an abandoned industrial estate when driving around aimlessly after dropping the kids. I did not try to take the lights but I would be lying if I claimed I wasn't tempted.

YES! YES!

At the same time the Epstein Files are reinforcing how protected sexual abusers really are, Neil Gaiman is using the nightmarish sexual violence allegations against him to market his next book. His DARVO defense is the first selling point. Rape culture is everywhere and unavoidable.

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