A happy new year specifically to the guys who post howto videos for specific home appliances on youtube

I also have a pile of todos that I've been putting off so wish me luck in waking up early enough to take my ADHD meds and plow through them tomorrow ... And then run u_u

I have unfortunately mentally committed to getting back to exercising before the calendar year is out, and I went and bought trail runners and winter running gear yesterday so prepare for me to start complaining about it in approximately an hour

My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail

I've done my duty at Christmas dinner (I've aggressively convinced someone to play Clair Obscur: Expedition 33)

Repeats to self, manically, while staring out at the cold, windy, gray weather: community means sometimes you have to inconvenience yourself, community means sometimes you have to inconvenience yourself

So I finally got my NHS registration and it's addressed to a "Mr. Celeste Horgan" and now I'm wondering how to correct them politely

"average person knows 3 sex offenders" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person knows 0 sex offenders. Journalism Georg, who lives in cave & is pals with 10,000 sex offenders and enjoys their dinner parties and their funny anecdotes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted"

Hello this message is for my mom, who doesn't use Bluesky and lives on another continent: I *know* there's food at home in the fridge but there isn't a club sandwich in the fridge and I want a club sandwich instead of anything in the completely full fridge Thx

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

It's that time of year again (time for Time Out to ruin your favorite city and/or neighborhood)

This is a good rage-read if you know anything about a) video games and b) type foundries

There are few feelings as transcendent as getting the tracking number for a pair of boots you've been looking at for month and finding the last one in your size in the country

No but they're literally casting their shadows on the light? Also notice the symbols of the white house: the furniture, the flags. All cut off and severed in the frame. These people are concerned with placing themselves at the center of the frame, severing American democracy in the process.

My sister sent me a link and I had to buy a shirt to wear to work for the holiday season:

This is also reminder to my Canadian bank and also my Canadian phone number to PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME USE AN AUTHENTICATOR APP

This is your reminder to cycle all your passwords and update your 2FAs, particularly if they're linked to a phone number

The movies Reiner directed, from A Few Good Men to The Princess Bride, weren't just good — they were people's favorites, the types of films people come back to again and again. n.pr/48L9Y0s

After years of a MacBook pro and office monitors with small color spaces and slow refresh rates I've upgraded to a high refresh rate HDR monitor and I feel like this is what those shrimp that see all those colors must feel like

I know the Amazon guy will eventually get here, but he was supposed to get here at 12:45 and now it's 14:30 and the grocery stores close at 17h so like

The soul yearns for a private twitter (there's drama about half Asians and full Asians and white people and who is allowed to side eye who at the Asian supermarket on TikTok)

Am I the only one getting random ripples of Cloudflare acting up over the past 2-3 weeks? I assume this is instability related to the outage they had a minute ago

posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely? hey.paris/posts/appleid/

OH: "oh my God that's Mario! So are you hooking up with Mario or Luigi?!"

Hear me out: what if I just didn't go to sleep and stayed up all night

Co-working space, but really it's all of the people in North London whose backyards face each other on this street, illuminated against the pitch dark by their glowing windows and laptop screens because everyone's WFH because it's winter

Hear me out: what if I just didn't go to sleep and stayed up all night

Barn's burnt down Now I can see the moon

I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:

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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee

I think, more than ever, these words from Mr. Rogers hold as true as the day he spoke them.

Just posted this to a bunch of group chats, AMA

@eha.sh I feel like at some point you shared a chilli recipe with me, and if so can I have it again? I thought I saved it but I didn't.

I cable declutter too close to the sun (I needed a USB B to USB A and didn't have one)

We as a society are not ready to talk about the utter purgatory that is Pickpocket-Resistant Work Bags That Can Fit A 15" Laptop

Alex Cocotas might just be the best living Anglophone writer about Berlin and its outcroppings thebaffler.com/salvos/break...

I just learned that RAM prices have spiked into the mid and high 100s and suddenly I'm glad I did that extremely impractical PC rebuild over the summer

"you know you're on the right path when the path disappears" whewwww

I would love to know why my upstairs neighbor feels the need to rhythmically tap 3-5 times at sporadic increments whenever he's home

If you're in Berlin today, I'm doing my first ever market with my glass - at #Weddingmarkt Christmas Market on Leopoldplatz - from 11:00 - 19:00! (i'm... a lil terrified, but I did make a bunch of cute mini vases so....)

I feel like I'm about to cough my right eyeball out of its socket

So it's kind of impractical bc I have nowhere to put it rn but what if I rebuilt my PC just to Feel Something

Of all the countries I've lived in the UK might take the cake for "most frustrating country to access healthcare in"

Need to be based in the Bay Area due to frequent events that you’ll participate in. Should have experience using tools like Claude Code, Cursor, etc and want to educate and share all of that with others! Don’t need official experience as a Developer Advocate! www.tigerdata.com/careers/5290...

I have been trying to cough up one (1) slug of mucus from my left lung for 3 days and that shit is so lodged in that idk what to do

I love when your body stores up it's stress tears and releases them on a random Saturday

I like my new job 🥰

🖼️ David Ladmore

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