New @oxide.computer application FAQ just dropped

quick question does being raptured count as PTO or sick leave

I need to know where the people love London are putting their Stuff And Things

As evidence of how increasingly close I am to a full mental breakdown, I a) New Yorker style swore at someone who cut in the queue for a taxi at St. Pancras today, and b) phoned in a noise complaint on a busker

I have a sneaking suspicion the flat in London is a walkup. My knee is busted, my suitcases are heavy and I have 3 shoulder bags now, this will be.. this will be

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

We might have just upgraded to a top 5 overall

Did I miss a dysopia update on the US

I know it's not the worst day of my life, but it does feel like it's the worst day of my life

Hello darkness my old friend (stress hives)

Finally, I am old enough to have no idea what the toxic Internet bred subculture of the week is. I am cringe but I am free and I have never heard of groypers until this latest news cycle

Today in Kleinanzeigen murders: the person who wanted to pick up my iron for free, showed up 45 minutes early and then got mad when I wasn't home

I really don't like that we're like, 75%+ chance headed for a world war

Thanks to Ukrainian strikes, Russia has lost 20% refinery capacity so far. At 50% they’ll have difficulties supplying the front. Ukraine is taking on Moscow’s economic war machine. Europe can do the same: Take down the shadow fleet in the Baltic & stop buying all Russian energy.

Ok, ok but just hear me out for a second becauseeeee

AI and politics have hampered the movement to sustain the security of open source software -- and yet I remain hopeful that EU's Cyber Resilience Act will encourage more companies to participate in safeguarding the building blocks of our digital commons. www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/open-so...

I am going to miss living in a generally sane country

I have a lot, but think about this one often

I'm still thinking about this because if *one more* thing happens in the European theater w.r.t Russia, I genuinely think we're cooked

"Work email. It was beautiful. Because when your bedtime reading was an email from your best friend about her new bunny’s adorable hijinks, you were never interrupted by an after-hours request that you hop into a meeting at sunrise."

Listen it's interesting that the antivaxxer got shot but I'm more concerned with Poland envoking article 4 because one of these two events feels very prelude to war-y

Heard a talking head calling this "one wall too far" and it's like we've all lost the plot on Banksy and uh, street art in general

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

I'm going to murder the general public of eBay Kleinanzeigen people before the week is out

The tensions between me and my favorite store in Paris is, at this point, so thick you could cut it with a butter knife. I'm refusing to go to their online store just so I have the pleasure of looking at Stuff And Things in person, unspoiled

I've been trying to sell this RAM for 3 weeks and you know who was a) not a cheap bastard about it, and b) actually showed up and was c) fucking polite? A GIRL. Gamer guys are literally the worst, I'm so happy my RAM went to a girlypop

I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live

Hear me out: what if I didn't get out of bed and go to the gym today

I think about Taemin's Move choreography minimum twice a year, also a giant frog is there

I'm going to use this thread to catalog me learning German

If you're in #Berlin and want RAM let me know. I also have a mini-ATX tower, a micro-ITX motherboard, an 850W gold modular PSU, and an Intel Core i5 processor. I might want actual money for some of these but like. Save me from the Kleinanzeigen rando's and I'll give you a good price RT for reach

"sell your old computer parts for spare cash!!" I have never known such contestation as dealing with the 50 people who have tried to buy 2 sticks of DDR4 RAM from me, all of whom have aggressively low balled, flaked out, and otherwise been insufferable to deal with

I knew when I saw pictures of Margot Robbie as Cathy in Wuthering Heights it was simply not going to be the bisexual disaster movie that Wuthering Heights deserves, but the ad campaign for this movie is not inspiring

My entire career in technical writing summed up in one comic

Terrifying text to get from a friend

Sure London is great but Berlin is such a supportive hangover city

It's giving that time they dragged Catherine Middleton out amidst cancer treatments to show people she was still alive and kicking

trump booked himself a remote cabin with no devices and is going to have a proper go at middlemarch

melania constantly refreshing the tl

God works in mysterious ways

real furry con hotel shared experience vibes here tonight huh

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

I would like to thank Haley Williams' new solo album and the same novel I've read 10 times for getting me through the rolling crashout that is this move

I love everyone's little substacks but I am just sitting here waiting for it to go the way that Medium did, unfortunately

If you’re trans and in the US and wondering how to leave, TWE has lots of helpful info — transworldexpress.org

If your booking system only generates .ics invites I have a huge bone to pick with you Sincerely, Waiting for a call that I don't have the invite link to because the autogen .ics file was autogen'd wrong and is corrupt, and also I use Google Calendar and it doesn't like .ics in general

I just had a horrible afternoon, stress ate a burger and then sipped a milkshake through a paper straw to top off the awfulness, AMA

🥲 the guy who potentially wanted to buy my fridge, washer-dryer, dishwasher and standing desk disappeared on me