Offering just fruit also has a delightful effect on kids' faces I find

Reminder: another way to say “research conducted without ethics approval” is “unethical research”

Goats milk cottage cheese: rather nice

Jhc what a stupid thing to do. Trump hates his country

Dutch intelligence suspends sharing arrangements with the US after concluding that high level intel was routinely being shared by the White House with their friends in the Kremlin. www.volkskrant.nl/binnenland/n...

Strangely drawn to this work

There was a goth clothes shop in Barnsley called Pentangle. It was shite

This week's theme was London from a Window. Hope you enjoyed it! Take a look at the timeline over the last week for full details of these and the rest of the featured pieces.

Leon aioli with a slice of beef is good food for when you've slept all afternoon and don't want your actual dinner.

This is true. Does not apply to lorne

One of my absolute favourites and I still have it

Rewatching Killing Eve. The first series was something else. Then it jumped the shark.

Have been asleep for a few hours. What did you orrible lot get up to when I wasn't looking?

Alastair Sim, born today in Edinburgh in 1900. As Miss Fritton in The Belles Of St Trinians (1954). "In other schools girls are sent out quite unprepared into a merciless world, but when our girls leave here, it is the merciless world which has to be prepared."

Wondering if he'll pop up in a Puzza Hut ad to earn some money. Pizza Hut. A no sweat evening out.

Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████

I've had Jerusalem artichoke. Or gas tubers, as they're otherwise called.

A bin fire at binn farm?

Legs and feet. Perhaps

Well, Aleister Crowley wrote a poem foreseeing it, so that's something

My guilty secret is watching MAFSUK. TF someone finally got it through to Dean. Poor lad.

He's a patsy

What a day. What, another day? I think my brain splintered at about 3pm today and you all probably heard it where you are. Wish I'd bought a cork rocking horse.

My life. Nutshell. Wriggling like a bastard

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I ❤️ Viz

"We've agreed joint IP"

Such a difficult day tomorrow, giving bad news on jobs when the landscape out there is bleak.

Burn them ALL

Oh for the days when an extraordinary vegetable was enough to bring the visitors flocking

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No!

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Hobbies are the Beetlejuice and Jack Skellingtons of the raptor world

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

Presenting Chappell Bone. Yes she will wear this for the rest of October.

Omg. Anyone could have told them that

Is there something that rugby does to you?

Seatown is also quite unique feeling.

Made up name. Seems to be a wanky no cooking chef critic walking hairy chest. Great.

Cullen beach is just epic

Genuine Ecky Thump hat #Goodies

Watched Carrie. Haven't seen it for about 30 years and it's quite a different film to what I remember.

History repeats.

I'm all in a Huf

Pupdate

Would watch that fight

In honour of #patriciaroutledge #richarddddddd #itspronouncedCEEFO

Same for the vets that do it

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