The Government should drastically cut tax on alcohol in pubs and restaurants and pay for it by hiking taxes on alcohol for off sales. Social drinking is more of a social good than private drinking.

As it’s #IWD26 seems appropriate this message should be heard loud and clear

Draw me like one of your French cats

"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to go to the US to side with Donald Trump against his own country. What did I say Roy?" "You said he's a treacherous self-serving sack of shit"

Mad. Mad. Mad. Mental. Fucking loony. And bombing the fuck out of everybody in the name of the god they don't even believe in or abide by. Cunts.

An observation test for your inner 8-year-old. Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes? From Treasure magazine, 1965 Official answers coming soon (Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)

Ron and Tammy Swanson

And the one they don't mention is Cox

#Handcuffed is rather good. First episode demonstrates that aristocratic inbreeding does not create intelligence. Sir Francis Fulford even makes an appearance to really hammer home the stupidity of landed gentry.

Fountains of Markwayne

Oh

I've had to read this headline several times now and I'm still struggling

Miners, on both sides.

Mr and Mrs Sleigh's son, Robert.

Ian Nairn, my style icon. A prodigious and deadly love of beer is also involved.

Happy birthday Forth Bridge

I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

Want!

It would mean the lobbying by big US tech firms had succeeded, and the protests of the UK's creatives had been ignored. People's work is not the government's to give away. If you're in the UK and you care about creatives and the creative industries, please write to your MP! /end

My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down and it’s difficult to see. He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now he’s struggling to find work. Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work. www.mathew-owen.co.uk

something, something, ring of bright water

This person should never be allowed a pork pie again. The heresy. Next, they'll be saying all mince is the same and such nonsense as that

This pizza house is for very well spoken people

He makes such a lovely squeeee noise just like Sweep when we've come back from leaving him for, oh, 1 minute

Poor boy #ConeOfShame

Poor Taid, Mam said you had to sit like that after stealing the G string from my harp #GirlsOwnCC #StDavidsDay

Entering week 3 of amusing a 6 month old puppy who's on bed rest. He's currently a blur hoofing around the house in a giant zoomie

BP is made from dried blood

Snooze room. Time to do some reading before the rampage recommences

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

"Can my dog say hello to yours?" "No" *confused face* "But he's friendly"*** "No, she's not " *** dc al coda

Binge watching Jules & Greg Wild Swim 3rd series. Great vibes

Pulp poetry.

Wonder what he wants

Congratulations 🎊

Oh I like this

Someone drove into me at the weekend, no damage to my car and no-one injured but other driver's car front bumper split in two by my tow bar. I'm not claiming anything but their insurers have been spamming me every minute, every day wanting me to make a claim + a hire car. Admiral. Get fucked.

Good analogy

Today's mood

"The men implicated in the Epstein files reinforces that I spend half my life explaining to men that their simplified, optimistic view of other men doesn’t line up with the experience of women and girls trying to dodge sexual harassment, assault and abuse attempts." - Leslie Morgan Steiner

Found some ancient texts on my phone and had to reshare.

Omg ❤️

Good. Finally

Anyone want to see an outtake from my Pepto-Bismol Diarrhoea video of The Damned's Eloise? WELL OK THEN #totp

This.

When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody: