Spooky Lindy
@spookylindy.bsky.social
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Eating junk and watching rubbish
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Ken Jennings
about 18 hours ago
The āprosecute the former regime at every levelā candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Fighting his natural instinct to ruin the Christmas tree
about 2 months ago
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Final pumpkin lineup for Halloween
2 months ago
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Carved two pumpkins tonight, two more tomorrow
2 months ago
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I need two people!
3 months ago
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Itās been awhile since this idiot made an appearance on here.
6 months ago
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OMG he did the thing Iāve helped docs at my job analyze, they sent me LISTS of AI generated citations for me to verify and they were all fake omg lolol
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7 months ago
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I love The Devilās Playground Iām literally too stupid to understand even the directions of the games they play, I will watch 200 seasons
8 months ago
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn
9 months ago
Do beekeepers next
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Exact same re: AI medical literature citations. Not a one was real.
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9 months ago
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If Elmo is leaving and Peteās getting fired do I have to send my 5 bullet point email in tomorrow or can we please chill the fuck out for ONE DAY
9 months ago
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Leah Litman
9 months ago
Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me?? Am I the one thatās insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?
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It tickles me to no end that guy constantly blathering on about meritocracy and lowering military standards is the worst anyone has ever been at their job in the history of being employed
9 months ago
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J. D.
9 months ago
Interrupted my wife while she was on the phone to deliver this news like Walter Cronkite announcing that JFK had died.
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My airpods 2nd gen are dying, i got the airpods 4 and they were horrible, what wireless earbuds are you all using. Wearing just for watching movies and garbage on my ipad, i have separate exercise headphones
9 months ago
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Blue sky nice ghost
9 months ago
I love drawing my signature with a mouse. Like here is my important tax form. As you can tell from my signature, I am a very small child
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Iāve been quality checking AI generated citations for a doctor I work with and every single one of them has been factually inaccurate (as in they do not exist at all)
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10 months ago
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Mark Harris
10 months ago
Vance: I think we should throw Hegseth under the bus for this Atlantic mess. Waltz: šš¤£š Rubio: OK SM: Totally agree. Vance: Steve, can you convey this plan to POTUS? Vance: Steve? Hello? SM: This is Shirley MacLaine
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Wake up babe, a new 30-50 items scenario just dropped
10 months ago
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Rob DenBleyker
10 months ago
white house says the economy is trans and must be abolished
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The Onion
10 months ago
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Wonāt Be Upsetting Anymore
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Wonāt Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTONāAddressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-to-make-measles-deaths-so-common-they-wont-be-upsetting-anymore/
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Rob DenBleyker
11 months ago
this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
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Meredith Rose
11 months ago
Dear Manager: 1. I drank a whiskey drink 2. I drank a vodka drink 3. I drank a lager drink 4. I drank a cider drink 5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times, and the songs that remind me of the better times
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Tiffanyāøāø
11 months ago
DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
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After making tens of thousands of people end teleworking, tells all federal employees to check their email on a Saturday WHICH WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO WHEN WE ARENāT TELEWORKING
11 months ago
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George Wallace
11 months ago
Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.
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The Onion
11 months ago
JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case
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The Beekeeper is only $5 to buy on the Apple Store, it will be the best $5 you spend for the rest of your life whether you live until tomorrow or 2085
11 months ago
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Pleasantly Oafish
11 months ago
if they made like 17 more Beekeeper movies where Jason Statham just systematically murdered a different category of scammer in every movie it would be the biggest and most successful film franchise on the planet
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being the best hater around in front of the largest audience on earth wearing the cutest flare jeans, 10/10 stuff, Kendrick should win Best Picture at the Oscars
11 months ago
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jourdain searles
11 months ago
I think more people should hive this flick a try.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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āThe Burialā Review: Jamie Foxx and Tommy Lee Jones in a Satisfyingly Old-School Courtroom Drama
The stars headline Maggie Betts' film about a man who goes up against a corporate titan in order to hold on to his family's funeral home.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-reviews/the-burial-review-jamie-foxx-tommy-lee-jones-1235588876/
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Sara
11 months ago
Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
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Blue sky nice ghost
12 months ago
I died and am now trapped in a Ghostwriter scenario
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Mark Harris
12 months ago
If I think maybe the movie has already started, your logo is too elaborate.
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He is baby
about 1 year ago
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Successfully got my parents peacock promo activated through their xfinity account and when I say that was advanced level interneting, there is NO WAY they would have ever gotten it done
about 1 year ago
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My poor dog had to wait 6.5 years and cross the rainbow bridge before I got him tattooed. my dumb cat moved into my house and doesnāt even have a job and yet here we are
about 1 year ago
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Since this cat moved in I have not known peace
about 1 year ago
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vineyille
about 1 year ago
Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
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Completely forgot that I listened only to the Challengers soundtrack and nothing else for many weeks
about 1 year ago
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Eric Szyszka
about 1 year ago
If I'm going into your "spotify", it's gotta be unwrapped. I don't use those anymore.
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Disney needs to pay whatever Lin-Manuel Miranda wants for Moana 3
about 1 year ago
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Trying to decide who would win in a fight: Jack, the absolutely shredded snowman who comes to life from a magic scarf or Chip, a nutcracker turned real live boy who barges into a womanās life during her busiest work season
about 1 year ago
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Space Oddity
about 1 year ago
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I am open for commissions* this holiday season *will draw for free and/or Little Debbies because I like coloring
about 1 year ago
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Gary had his first ever hairball (since moving in with us today) and I was NOT PREPARED for that Exorcist demon ass looking thing
about 1 year ago
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I initially deactivated over at the other place but I donāt like how it makes two factor authentication turn off automatically for 30 days before deleting the account so Iāll just lock it and not post anymore I guess.
about 1 year ago
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My mom is sick of me
about 1 year ago
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Coworker Update: still lazy, still smells like fish
about 1 year ago
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Definitely a āput the tree up earlyā day
about 1 year ago
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