Alls fair review Entourage for girls where every character is Ari Gold but also you're having a stroke while watching it.

Limited tickets left for @whmpodcast.bsky.social 15th anniversary show in Brooklyn on Saturday, December 6th! We're talking TOTAL RECALL (the good one with Arnold.) www.whmpodcast.com/tour

This week on the show, We ❤️ Movies Month continues with our fantastically fun show from the Oxford Comedy Festival where we went long on the masterful horror classic, HELLRAISER! Out now, wherever you get pods and AD-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On a special edition of our Star Trek chat show, The Nexus that we're releasing for We ❤️ Movies Month, we're covering one of the absolute best Trek films ever made, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country! Out now, exclusively on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Here's an hour of me telling a sold out crowd in Oxford the old EU history of Darth Vader. audioboom.com/posts/880841...

TVs should have 8 HDMI ports

On this month's MELR0210, we're taking a stand to demand that West Beverly let DONNA MARTIN GRADUATE! Also, more on that Melrose Place baby kidnapping, all on this edition of our 1990's SoCal-set TV recap show, MELR0210! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

We ❤️ Movies Month continues this week on the show as we discuss one of the biggest films of all time, Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight (2008)! Out now, wherever you get pods and AD-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Fuck yes

Watched avatar 2 and my tv died

Rewatched Scream VI earlier and it's good to know that Jenna Ortega's character has impeccable taste in podcasts with her @whmpodcast.bsky.social poster.

On-Screen Live returns today at 12 noon Eastern as we crack open another Secret Movie case file. Plus reviews of Bugonia and IT: Welcome to Derry. All of this and much more youtube.com/watch?v=Qx0T...

9 o'clock pm is probably the perfect time?

There IS an On-Screen Live tomorrow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx0T...

One Battle After Another (1942)

Make sure to check out our newest installment of the Leprechaun saga over on @whmpodcast.bsky.social!

Today's the day. WHM's first Scaredy Cats video podcast episode (also available as audio) has launched for top top tier patrons. We're covering BARBARIAN (2022) and will be back quarterly to discuss more modern horror. www.patreon.com/posts/scared...

Just in time for Halloween, we're premiering our new show, SCAREDY CATS this Wednesday with a most excellent chat about Zach Cregger's BARBARIAN! You're not gonna want to miss this one, y'all. Here's a little teaser clip to wet your whistle 'til Wednesday! youtu.be/MpnSuGIJHxI?...

On this week's show, the Halloween Spooktacular rolls into Remake Town as we discuss the 2001 "extreme" head-scratcher, THIR13EN GHOSTS! Out now, wherever you get podcasts or COMMERCIAL-FREE on our Patreon! -- www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

One of my favorite parts of the Halloween season is the We Hate Movies gang doing their annual Spooktacular. Check it out if you like scary movies, jokes, and profanity.

On this month's Gleep Glossary, we're learning all about a real intergalactic jerk, Warmaster Tsavong Lah! www.patreon.com/posts/gleep-...

If this hat offends you, I'll help you pack. Going LIVE at 8 PM Eastern TONIGHT for our monthly @whmpodcast.bsky.social After Dark hangout Q&A Chill sesh for Top Tier patrons. Patreon.com/WeHateMovies Shoot questions in the chat, on Patreon, or even here 👇🏻

Sticks and stones: I can break your bones Me: I think you mean may

On this month's super-sized edition of MELR0210, Donna's getting drunk at the prom on 90210, meanwhile Operation Baby Fraud is in full swing on Melrose Place! You can hear our outrageous breakdown of both shows now, exclusively on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Robert Zombie's Halloween movies stink.

"There aren’t enough fat murderers. I know we had John Wayne Gacy, and that was a big deal for fat murderers." -Van Helsing

Thanks to We Hate Movies, Columbus Day is forever BRAINSCAN DAY to me 😆

Reminder that there's no @whmpodcast.bsky.social OSL this week.

We're going head-first into the scary season with an all-new episode on the outrageous Stephen King adaptation, NEEDFUL THINGS! Out now, wherever you get pods, including commercial-free on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On the all-new Once In A Lifetime, we're chatting about the Lifetime Movie-adjacent made-for-TV film, THE HAUNTED! That's right, it's a janky adaptation of an Ed & Lorraine Warren case, so it's a made-for-TV Conjuring film! Yikes! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Seeing a new movie in its second weekend is the new counter culture.

Whenever I go to an Oktoberfest thing I approach any guy wearing lederhosen and say "oh yeah? what unit? what unit?" and accuse them of stolen valor.

TRUMP: The Yuuzhan Vong stir in the Unknown Regions, folks. They’re bringing Chazrachs and they’re dropping Moons on Chewbacca. We love Chewbacca, don’t we? We do, we do. Good guy. Chewie. Dead. The Vong. Voong. Gotta be tough on the Vong.

The hardest moment of my esteemed professional career has been recording a Gleep Glossary on a Yuuzhan Vong.

Free-roaming skeletons, broken space rocks values, and good luck Greedos are just the beginning of our revisit of CREEPSHOW’s 2nd tale, THE LONESOME DEATH OF JORDY VERRILL with @szyszka.bsky.social on Kill By Kill!! 🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/0XYw... 🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...

"Maybe Saxon gets killed in the third movie and, ‘I met Jesus, and now I’m a good…dream guy. I give you good dreams!’" -Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

Don't forget On Screen Live is back to our regularly scheduled show today at 12 pm Eastern. I debut this year's cheapest Halloween costume as we review One Battle After Another. Plus a Scott Eastwood Secret Movie. All of this and much more! www.youtube.com/live/Fn-eH6Y...

Don't forget On Screen Live is back to our regularly scheduled show today at 12 pm Eastern. I debut this year's cheapest Halloween costume as we review One Battle After Another. Plus a Scott Eastwood Secret Movie. All of this and much more! www.youtube.com/live/Fn-eH6Y...

"I just realized I wrote a ‘Yo Mama’ joke in my notes: ‘Yo mama so fat, she eat like she shai hulud.’ The sandworm guy. You get it?...A Fremen should probably be delivering this material." -Dune (2021)

After 3 years, I've finally finished my @whmpodcast.bsky.social portraits. @szyszka.bsky.social @jupinwhm.bsky.social @crabin.bsky.social #art #oilpainting #podcasts

We're kicking off our beloved horror season with a W❤️M on one of Horror's all-timers, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE! One of the most unsettling and influential horror films ever made and we're talking all about it! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

I'm a TRONhead. Long live cyberyuppie!

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

🚨 New York 🚨 I will be showing my personal 16mm print of Plan 9 from Outer Space, and signing copies of my hit book Ed Wood: Made in Hollywood USA, at @Metrograph Thurs, Oct 9, 7pm Tix: metrograph.com/film/?vista_...

There Will Be OSL. Today at 12 noon ET we're talking New York Film Festival with reviews of the new Kelly Reichardt, Richard Linklater, Luca Guadagnino, Noah Baumbach, and more. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWQf...

On this month's edition of our Star Trek chat show, The Nexus, we're talking about the pretty good TOS TAS episode, “The Ambergris Element” and a TNG that's sexy and gross in equal measure, "The Host." Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Love to go to press screenings at film festivals cause you never know what shit the letterboxd pigs will pull this time. Today a guy next to me started eating olives that stunk up the place.

JUST ANNOUNCED! We Hate Movies 15 Year Anniversary Show on TOTAL RECALL at The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY. Saturday, December 6th! Tickets: www.ticketmaster.com/event/300062...

"I once saw Richard Kind in the wild, in his natural habitat - the Upper West Side. I caught eyes with him, and he caught eyes with me, and he knew that I knew who he was. It was like a deer seeing you before it runs away." -The Happening