On this week's show, Remake-ril has us chatting about Zack Snyder's feature debut, the 2004 remake of DAWN OF THE DEAD! Out now wherever you get pods and commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Every baby boomer alive today has killed at least 2 hitchhikers.

On this month's W❤️M, Remake-ril kicks off with us talking about Scorsese's Infernal Affairs remake, The Departed! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

"This is a food bill for this guy - he’s going to eat like a king!" "I think you mean ‘meal ticket.’" (Andrew) "I don’t know things!" -My Best Friend's Wedding

Being a podcaster means reading an American rage quit the show over our "far left politics" and reading a European rage quit the show due to our "population's majority view" on the same day.

Thanks everyone who came to our shows in Los Angeles, Minneapolis, and Chicago. Not sure when the next time we'll be on the road again but you made it a blast.

We're closing out this massive week with this month's patron-curated Gleep Glossary where we learned all about the Death Star gunner, Tenn Graneet! Dude has the highest body count in the galaxy by FAR! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On a special W❤️M, we're welcoming Matt & Tyler from Radio Silence on to chat about the super-fun John Dahl thriller, JOY RIDE! Out now wherever you get pods and AD-FREE on Patreon! And don't forget to check out their new movie, READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME—early shows tomorrow & opening wide Friday!

Really glad @whmpodcast.bsky.social was able to get to Minneapolis! Gonna head back home to buy my own Pizza Hut pizza and play Goldeneye to cap off this incredible night!

watching TIME COP, a movie that begins with a guy going in time to steal confederate gold after he mows down a group of rebel soldiers with automatic weapons yeah this movie is Cinema

Scrubs revival should interject some The Pitt style gore that goes unremarked on

Listener request month means I'm forced to watch...

Still trips me out there is a We Hate Movies x Timberwolves event.

after this music video they had to rush her to the ai hospital to pump gigabytes of e-cum out of her "stomach"

Check out the replay of this month's raucous Mail Bag on YouTube or catch the audio version, out now wherever you get pods! Also, catch us on the road in Minneapolis and Chicago in just over a week! MINNEAPOLIS on 3/20 - Conan the Barbarian '82 CHICAGO on 3/22 - Big '88 🎟️ www.whmpodcast.com/tour

I expect the Gleep Glossary will cover the story of this important opera one day @szyszka.bsky.social

I know what you’re thinking: my favorite movie-based comedy podcast NEVER talks about Jerry Orbach’s eye donation! Could I interest you in the movie-based comedy show that always does? Try We Hate Movies today. www.whmpodcast.com

Listener Request Month continues on the show this week as we chat about the big-budget studio catastrophe, Supernova! Holy moly, this is a wild one, folks! Available wherever you get pods and commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemoives

Literally can't believe I have to constantly spell this out to people: me giving Steve and Chris a hard time during VHS Trailer Games is 1) a bit 2) has always been a bit.

"Who introduced the martial arts to the Eastern European block?!" (Steve) "The Silk Road!" -Gymkata

"I think the biggest problem with being an Italian vampire is that you can’t eat garlic." -Twilight: Breaking Dawnmentary Part 2

On our listener-requested We ❤️ Movies this month, we're chatting about one of the all-timers, it's the great CLERKS! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

We're kicking off Listener Request Month 2026 with a totally bonkers episode on Disney's 2002 animatronic nightmare, The Country Bears! Available wherever you get pods and COMMERCIAL-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

We're stoked to be partnering with the Minnesota Timberwolves to present a screening of An American WereWOLF in London! If you're in Minneapolis for our Conan '82 show on 3/20, get in on the fun the night before! First step to acquiring tix is signing up for an email at TIMBERWOLVES.COM/WHM!

You can just say things.

We're closing out the week with our next syncable commentary track and for this one, "White Guy Karate" Month spills over to the commentary as we talk over JCVD in KICKBOXER! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This month's Star Trek chat show is out now and we're talking about the TOS TAS episode "The Jihad" and the TNG episode "Darmok"! Available on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

We're closing out "White Guy Karate" Month with a total banger all about Steven Seagal's OUT FOR JUSTICE! Available wherever you get pods and COMMERCIAL-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Took a stab at fixing the Sun Crusher...

It's gleepin time

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

On this week's show, we're tackling a DTV JCVD flick where he plays a long-haired serial killer named The Torch, it's REPLICANT! Out now wherever you get pods and commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

FUCK IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Going to see Nine Inch Nails, I'll be the guy screaming "play the Mank score" at the stage.

On the latest Once In A Lifetime, we're chatting about the comically dreadful FATAL DEFENSE, a "White Guy Karate" Month-adjacent self defense thriller! Out now, exclusively on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this month's MELR0210 our West Beverly friends are enjoying summer vacation post-graduation, meanwhile the folks at Melrose Place are stabbing backs and stealing babies! And you can catch up on all the hilarious drama right now over on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Had such a blast joining the WHM gang to talk one of my favorite Scott Adkins films

"Jimmy Smits in this movie, looks like every time he’s there, he’s on his way to meet someone for casual sex." -Revenge of the Sithmentary

An all time great episode of @whmpodcast.bsky.social about Bloodsport today

I mean...sure, I guess. It's helped me figure a lot of things out...

Come say HELLO All "preferred" "vip" what have you named seats get a meet and greet after.

Searching the Epstein Files for "fandango" and shaking my head at this guy only going to blockbusters

We're jump-kicking off White Guy Karate Month with a convo around a legitimately great ninja-related banger, THE HUNTED with Christopher Lambert! Out now wherever you get your pods, inlcuding COMMERCIAL-FREE on Patreon! Eh-he-he-he-he! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this special edition of The Nexus, we're chatting all about the huge TNG two-parter, "Redemption"! Worf, Picard, the Klingon Civil War, respawned actors, buxom Klingon warriors, a guy being racist to a robot, it's all here! Out now on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

The wait is over! The next edition of our modern horror chat show, Scaredy Cats is here! This one's all about the most excellent 28 Years Later (contains no Bone Temple talk)! Out now, exclusively on our Patreon in video and audio formats! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

We're closing out a month of talking about movies from last year with an episode on the big-budgeted Lifetime-style rom-dram, Regretting You! Out now wherever you get pods and commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies