We're wrapping up this unofficial Star Wars Month with a big, honking episode on the one that crashed the plane into the mountain, THE RISE OF SKYWALKER! Out now wherever you get pods, including commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Even if you just sign up for a month, you should do that for this episode which has a sequence so funny that I struggled to breathe on the train home last night.

On this month's Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're learning all about the galaxy's more prolific sperm donor, Jango Fett! Out now, over on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

And if you’re out west this August, check out @whmpodcast.bsky.social at STLV taking their hysterical podcast to warp speed! Ticket info at www.whmpodcast.com/tour for those who want to make it so!

This week, Brian is joined by the always hilarious @szyszka.bsky.social of @whmpodcast.bsky.social to climb to the mountaintop of low-budget DIE HARD ripoffs. Thanks to the Notorious T.I.G, this is a CRACKERJACK of an episode! RsKT now my little sweet-bags! www.spreaker.com/episode/crac...

On this week's WHM we're chatting about the satirical self-aware slasher sequel, Urban Legends: Final Cut! Out now wherever you get podcasts, and commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

"This was a huge movie, man - this was like Borat for Baby Boomers." -Forrest Gump

This week on the program, we're talking about the sexy, sword-heavy, romantic adventure, First Knight! Out now wherever you get pods, including completely commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Posting Star Wars content on TikTok and IG Reels really helps remind you how many people are mentally unwell.

Happy May the Fourth, y'all! We're dropping our W❤️M ep a few days early this month to sync up with beloved Star Wars Day, so head on over to the Patreon to snag this month's ep on THE FORCE AWAKENS! May the Fourth be with you all! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This week on the program, we're chatting about the beloved Fashion World workplace dramedy, The Devil Wears Prada! Meryl! Anne! Blunt! The Tooch! The Mentalist! Vince! They're all here! Available now wherever you get pods, including COMMERCIAL-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

My Glossary? Gleeped. Had to add this and THE NEW ESSENTIAL GUIDE TO WEAPONS AND EQUIPMENT to my collection so I can follow along while @szyszka.bsky.social reads every month

@uwebollocks.bsky.social's Soundtracker podcast has a fun episode on Barbwire featuring We Hate Movies' hosts @szyszka.bsky.social & @crabin.bsky.social

We're closing out Remake-ril with a super-fun episode on the total failure that was the 2014 RoboCop! Out now wherever you get podcasts and COMMERCIAL-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

I have it on good authority that this photo was taken on November 22 1963 Dealey Plaza Dallas Texas

This week on our Remake-ril WHM show, we're chatting about the ridiculous Hollywood remake, CITY OF ANGELS! Available wherever you get podcasts and commercial-free on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

We're closing out the week with a Gleep Glossary episode all about the mysterious "Darth" "Sidious"! Out now, only on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Happy 4/20! If you're looking for some fun viewing options, check out this playlist of rock-solid eps where we break down some 4/20-friendly films. Who knows? We may SPARK some inspiration for you?! And remember, y'all, please enjoy (the eps AND the weed) responsibly! audioboom.com/playlists/46...

"I can tell you for a fact that Dengar is hunting kids - why else does he have a diaper on his head?" -The Wizard

His genetic experiments? They're fine!

Deeply unsettling image

"You want to know the most excited I got for this movie? Seeing the little hobo in the Caravan Pictures logo!" (Andrew) "What’s that guy’s deal?! What was he getting up to? Stealing pies and fiddles?" "But from Old Hollywood - he stole a pie from Fatty Arbuckle." (Andrew) -A Low Down Dirty Shame

The latest Once In A Lifetime episode is also getting in on the Remake-ril fun as we chat about Rob Lowe's hilarious 2018 remake of THE BAD SEED! Out now, exclusively on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this week's show, Remake-ril has us chatting about Zack Snyder's feature debut, the 2004 remake of DAWN OF THE DEAD! Out now wherever you get pods and commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Every baby boomer alive today has killed at least 2 hitchhikers.

On this month's W❤️M, Remake-ril kicks off with us talking about Scorsese's Infernal Affairs remake, The Departed! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

"This is a food bill for this guy - he’s going to eat like a king!" "I think you mean ‘meal ticket.’" (Andrew) "I don’t know things!" -My Best Friend's Wedding

Being a podcaster means reading an American rage quit the show over our "far left politics" and reading a European rage quit the show due to our "population's majority view" on the same day.

Thanks everyone who came to our shows in Los Angeles, Minneapolis, and Chicago. Not sure when the next time we'll be on the road again but you made it a blast.

We're closing out this massive week with this month's patron-curated Gleep Glossary where we learned all about the Death Star gunner, Tenn Graneet! Dude has the highest body count in the galaxy by FAR! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On a special W❤️M, we're welcoming Matt & Tyler from Radio Silence on to chat about the super-fun John Dahl thriller, JOY RIDE! Out now wherever you get pods and AD-FREE on Patreon! And don't forget to check out their new movie, READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME—early shows tomorrow & opening wide Friday!

Really glad @whmpodcast.bsky.social was able to get to Minneapolis! Gonna head back home to buy my own Pizza Hut pizza and play Goldeneye to cap off this incredible night!

watching TIME COP, a movie that begins with a guy going in time to steal confederate gold after he mows down a group of rebel soldiers with automatic weapons yeah this movie is Cinema

Scrubs revival should interject some The Pitt style gore that goes unremarked on

Listener request month means I'm forced to watch...

Still trips me out there is a We Hate Movies x Timberwolves event.

after this music video they had to rush her to the ai hospital to pump gigabytes of e-cum out of her "stomach"

Check out the replay of this month's raucous Mail Bag on YouTube or catch the audio version, out now wherever you get pods! Also, catch us on the road in Minneapolis and Chicago in just over a week! MINNEAPOLIS on 3/20 - Conan the Barbarian '82 CHICAGO on 3/22 - Big '88 🎟️ www.whmpodcast.com/tour

I expect the Gleep Glossary will cover the story of this important opera one day @szyszka.bsky.social

I know what you’re thinking: my favorite movie-based comedy podcast NEVER talks about Jerry Orbach’s eye donation! Could I interest you in the movie-based comedy show that always does? Try We Hate Movies today. www.whmpodcast.com

Listener Request Month continues on the show this week as we chat about the big-budget studio catastrophe, Supernova! Holy moly, this is a wild one, folks! Available wherever you get pods and commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemoives

Literally can't believe I have to constantly spell this out to people: me giving Steve and Chris a hard time during VHS Trailer Games is 1) a bit 2) has always been a bit.

"Who introduced the martial arts to the Eastern European block?!" (Steve) "The Silk Road!" -Gymkata

"I think the biggest problem with being an Italian vampire is that you can’t eat garlic." -Twilight: Breaking Dawnmentary Part 2

On our listener-requested We ❤️ Movies this month, we're chatting about one of the all-timers, it's the great CLERKS! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

We're kicking off Listener Request Month 2026 with a totally bonkers episode on Disney's 2002 animatronic nightmare, The Country Bears! Available wherever you get pods and COMMERCIAL-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

We're stoked to be partnering with the Minnesota Timberwolves to present a screening of An American WereWOLF in London! If you're in Minneapolis for our Conan '82 show on 3/20, get in on the fun the night before! First step to acquiring tix is signing up for an email at TIMBERWOLVES.COM/WHM!

You can just say things.

We're closing out the week with our next syncable commentary track and for this one, "White Guy Karate" Month spills over to the commentary as we talk over JCVD in KICKBOXER! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This month's Star Trek chat show is out now and we're talking about the TOS TAS episode "The Jihad" and the TNG episode "Darmok"! Available on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies