Listen to the episode and come on out to Las Vegas! Ive been trying to collab with other Star Trek shows and they've all told me to go fuck myself so we need your help! Tell your friends!

We're going to Las Vegas! @whmpodcast.bsky.social live shows: August 6: Star Trek: Wrath of Khan August 7: Star Trek: Generations August 8: Star Trek: First Contact 🎟️ www.whmpodcast.com/tour

They're all me with a voice modulator

lots of boofing talk in the We Hate Movies Jackass 2 commentary for you boofing fans

We're closing out the first half of the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a wild talk about the Dwayne Johnson / Paul Giamatti earthquake spectacular, SAN ANDREAS! Out now wherever you get pods, including commercial-free on Patreon! Hit our 🔗 🌴 now to sign up!

"The Emperor's coming HERE?!" - We're closing out this week with a new Star Wars Gleep Glossary where we're honoring Michael Pennington, the actor who portrayed Moff Jerjerrod in Return of the Jedi! Click through our 🔗 🌴 now to sign up! Instantly unlock 90 other Star Wars Gleep Glossary episodes!

Have you heard the good word? We're back. Are you listening?

Had to pause the episode to dig out this VHS.

On this week's show, we're chatting about the totally insane Chuck Norris-partnered-with-a-dog movie, TOP DOG! Available everywhere, including commercial-free on our Patreon! Follow our 🔗 🌴 to sign up now! Instantly unlock hundreds of hours of exclusive bonus shows & commentaries!

"Fear of Flying": Marge begins therapy to identify what causes her flying anxiety, but Homer is afraid it'll tear their marriage apart. Our guest: @szyszka.bsky.social from @whmpodcast.bsky.social. talkingsimpsons.libsyn.com/talking-simp...

Drew a picture to commemorate 10 years since the first time I saw @whmpodcast.bsky.social live! Thank you for your popcorn, fellas 🫡

My son watches this cop show, TJ Lazer.

We take an interest in Marge’s mental health on our newest @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social, and @whmpodcast.bsky.social’s @szyszka.bsky.social joins us for this anxious journey! We analyze the classic episode “Fear of Flying”—listen early & ad-free on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/talkingsimps...

Our Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues this week with a chat about one of Spielberg's grimmest visions: 2005's War of the Worlds! Available wherever you get pods, including commercial-free on Patreon! Hit the 🔗 in bio now to sign up & be sure to snag your 🎟️ to our 3-night residency in Vegas!

On this week's On-Screen Live stream, we reviewed the Mando & Grogu movie, the final season of The Boys, A24's Backrooms & more! Watch the replay on YouTube or snag the audio-only cut, out now wherever you get pods!

On this month's We ❤️ Movies, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza has us chatting about the Steven Spielberg-directed, wrong-man thriller, MINORITY REPORT! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

My @whmpodcast.bsky.social pals are celebrating the 10 years of their Star Trek-centric spin-off The Nexus by attending this year’s #STLV - which, by the way, will be huge since it’s the 60th anniversary of Star Trek itself! I had the honor to do the poster. #startrek

We're wrapping up this unofficial Star Wars Month with a big, honking episode on the one that crashed the plane into the mountain, THE RISE OF SKYWALKER! Out now wherever you get pods, including commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Even if you just sign up for a month, you should do that for this episode which has a sequence so funny that I struggled to breathe on the train home last night.

On this month's Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're learning all about the galaxy's more prolific sperm donor, Jango Fett! Out now, over on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

And if you’re out west this August, check out @whmpodcast.bsky.social at STLV taking their hysterical podcast to warp speed! Ticket info at www.whmpodcast.com/tour for those who want to make it so!

This week, Brian is joined by the always hilarious @szyszka.bsky.social of @whmpodcast.bsky.social to climb to the mountaintop of low-budget DIE HARD ripoffs. Thanks to the Notorious T.I.G, this is a CRACKERJACK of an episode! RsKT now my little sweet-bags! www.spreaker.com/episode/crac...

On this week's WHM we're chatting about the satirical self-aware slasher sequel, Urban Legends: Final Cut! Out now wherever you get podcasts, and commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

"This was a huge movie, man - this was like Borat for Baby Boomers." -Forrest Gump

This week on the program, we're talking about the sexy, sword-heavy, romantic adventure, First Knight! Out now wherever you get pods, including completely commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Posting Star Wars content on TikTok and IG Reels really helps remind you how many people are mentally unwell.

Happy May the Fourth, y'all! We're dropping our W❤️M ep a few days early this month to sync up with beloved Star Wars Day, so head on over to the Patreon to snag this month's ep on THE FORCE AWAKENS! May the Fourth be with you all! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This week on the program, we're chatting about the beloved Fashion World workplace dramedy, The Devil Wears Prada! Meryl! Anne! Blunt! The Tooch! The Mentalist! Vince! They're all here! Available now wherever you get pods, including COMMERCIAL-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

My Glossary? Gleeped. Had to add this and THE NEW ESSENTIAL GUIDE TO WEAPONS AND EQUIPMENT to my collection so I can follow along while @szyszka.bsky.social reads every month

@uwebollocks.bsky.social's Soundtracker podcast has a fun episode on Barbwire featuring We Hate Movies' hosts @szyszka.bsky.social & @crabin.bsky.social

We're closing out Remake-ril with a super-fun episode on the total failure that was the 2014 RoboCop! Out now wherever you get podcasts and COMMERCIAL-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

I have it on good authority that this photo was taken on November 22 1963 Dealey Plaza Dallas Texas

This week on our Remake-ril WHM show, we're chatting about the ridiculous Hollywood remake, CITY OF ANGELS! Available wherever you get podcasts and commercial-free on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

We're closing out the week with a Gleep Glossary episode all about the mysterious "Darth" "Sidious"! Out now, only on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Happy 4/20! If you're looking for some fun viewing options, check out this playlist of rock-solid eps where we break down some 4/20-friendly films. Who knows? We may SPARK some inspiration for you?! And remember, y'all, please enjoy (the eps AND the weed) responsibly! audioboom.com/playlists/46...

"I can tell you for a fact that Dengar is hunting kids - why else does he have a diaper on his head?" -The Wizard

His genetic experiments? They're fine!

Deeply unsettling image

"You want to know the most excited I got for this movie? Seeing the little hobo in the Caravan Pictures logo!" (Andrew) "What’s that guy’s deal?! What was he getting up to? Stealing pies and fiddles?" "But from Old Hollywood - he stole a pie from Fatty Arbuckle." (Andrew) -A Low Down Dirty Shame

The latest Once In A Lifetime episode is also getting in on the Remake-ril fun as we chat about Rob Lowe's hilarious 2018 remake of THE BAD SEED! Out now, exclusively on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this week's show, Remake-ril has us chatting about Zack Snyder's feature debut, the 2004 remake of DAWN OF THE DEAD! Out now wherever you get pods and commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Every baby boomer alive today has killed at least 2 hitchhikers.

On this month's W❤️M, Remake-ril kicks off with us talking about Scorsese's Infernal Affairs remake, The Departed! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

"This is a food bill for this guy - he’s going to eat like a king!" "I think you mean ‘meal ticket.’" (Andrew) "I don’t know things!" -My Best Friend's Wedding

Being a podcaster means reading an American rage quit the show over our "far left politics" and reading a European rage quit the show due to our "population's majority view" on the same day.

Thanks everyone who came to our shows in Los Angeles, Minneapolis, and Chicago. Not sure when the next time we'll be on the road again but you made it a blast.

We're closing out this massive week with this month's patron-curated Gleep Glossary where we learned all about the Death Star gunner, Tenn Graneet! Dude has the highest body count in the galaxy by FAR! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On a special W❤️M, we're welcoming Matt & Tyler from Radio Silence on to chat about the super-fun John Dahl thriller, JOY RIDE! Out now wherever you get pods and AD-FREE on Patreon! And don't forget to check out their new movie, READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME—early shows tomorrow & opening wide Friday!

Really glad @whmpodcast.bsky.social was able to get to Minneapolis! Gonna head back home to buy my own Pizza Hut pizza and play Goldeneye to cap off this incredible night!

watching TIME COP, a movie that begins with a guy going in time to steal confederate gold after he mows down a group of rebel soldiers with automatic weapons yeah this movie is Cinema