That man was sexting one of his campaign workers a month after the ink dried on filing for candidacy last year. You think he was about to get to DC with more authority, more protection, and more pools of women and be an upright citizen? Do we have our thinking caps on?

You knew this was coming.

My son, just now: “Well, at least the US went the farthest of any team that calls it ‘soccer.’”

Graham Platner will def be at the next J6 taking a dump on something lol

lol

Ken Klippenstein should never live this down.

Donald Trump is once again openly bragging about his own corruption.

Student Loan Payments going up, Americans had a guy wiping them out. But y’all let people influence you to call him Genocide Joe and to start spreading misinformation and lies about his health. Good luck with those payments in this economy.

I fuckin hate the Internet.

Mexico vs. England is the most lopsided cuisine matchup you could make

I love that someone asked this plain and simple question. The act of shuttering the agenc, AND the slash and burn way it was carried out, brought about biblical levels of death and suffering and intentionally so.

Awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Props to the hero doing the captioning 🏆

Crowd at the Obama Presidential Center grand opening on Juneteenth weekend the week before lol

I prefer him in this form

Well... would you look at that. After all those made-up lies about mail-in ballots, the Supreme Court just rejected this administration's latest attempt to silence voters. Y'all need to stop trying to suppress votes and start trying to earn them.

The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers. www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUn...

Today, I’m proud to sign landmark legislation expanding on my administration’s work to make Illinois a safe, empowering, and inclusive place for the LGBTQ+ community. With my signature, we are a few steps closer to a state where all can live their lives without fear of hate.

ok now metaphors are just humping the shark.

You know who else has never assimilated? Everyone who keeps flying that fucking Confederate flag.

Maybe Vance doesn't know this part of history because it's in one of the books his administration has banned. The difference between the Watergate era and now is that back then, Republicans actually did something about a law-breaking president. Today, they only roll over for their cult leader.

It’s time to take back Texas. Let’s win this.

Hollywood has *always* run on the exploitation of unpaid labour and misery (casting couches, child/animal abuse, interns working 20 hour shifts) The use of genAI is theft. It’s theft from the creatives that CEOs want to replace because it pads their bottom lines. kotaku.com/a24s-bad-exc...

You know who shouldn’t have air conditioning? Christians. Every time you use air conditioning you’re saying God made a mistake when He set the temperature.

The District of Columbia has settled a lawsuit by a protester who said he was detained and handcuffed for following National Guard troops around the city while playing Darth Vader’s theme song from “Star Wars.”

Trump: "Abileruaiyii"

While the U.S. bans some brands of EVs and adds protectionist tariffs, BYD documents 12 min charging at -22C for ~1000km range for city driving. Which legacy US automakers can compete on a level field? What about the free market? 🧪💡🔌☀️💨💧🔋 insideevs.com/news/797182/...

lmfao he has no fuckin idea passports are for citizens to travel abroad. 😂

Went looking for the 300 foot “slit” or “slits” in the reflecting pool Trump keeps lying about. Didn’t find any of that. But did find plenty of signs the paint on the bottom of the pool has simply disintegrated. My latest pool report.

Rep. John Rose: "If we don't have secure elections, then we'll see events like what happened in 2020 happen again and again" (He means Republicans losing ... )

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It was Biggie, not Diddy. Oh my god he is such a dork and a loser.

I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.

Getting away with literal murder and massive corruption is amazing you guys!

Happy pride to this guy

😂

"If you had a knife, you can't even cut the Reflecting Pool. So strong."

The Pentagon has requested an additional $80 billion to continue fighting Trump's Iran War. This is more than Trump's entire budget proposal for the Department of Education.

If President Biden had announced he didn't know what he was signing, an enraged Jake Tapper would have smashed through the Oval Office wall like the Kool-Aid pitcher.

😹 come on now who is writing this season

Has Khanna ever publicly apologized for cheering on the creation of DOGE and saying Democrats should work with Musk

“.. it’s a waste of my taxpayer dollars,” said Wes Ledyard, of Shelby, Mich. “I’ve been here before and I didn’t see anything wrong with it the first time I came.” @wsj.com www.wsj.com/us-news/pres...

“'Measles running rampant, public health destroyed, a trillion dollars ripped from Medicaid, inadequate physician payment, stupid immigration rules,' Fryhofer told AMA members in promising to call out Kennedy and the Trump administration on all of it."

Wait there's more than one strait in contention? Or is it that difficult to count to one?

I just LOL 'd at the notion that anyone in this administration would ever decide their position is no longer tenable.