it's okay to get your friends really pregnant as retaliation if they make fun of you for anything trivially small

public transport

it's so funny how people will be like "oh you know how it was back in [year], everyone was making edgy offensive jokes filled with slurs back then" and the year keeps moving forward based on when the people making these comments were in middle/high school

Its awesome finding images you don’t remember making in your photo library after a few years cause like what the fuck could I have possibly made this for

I like when people draw the final fantasy 14 catgirls fat and/or really pregnant

Attack and forcefem God

Mass Vore is legitmately Super Hot. I need to get better at drawing it because like. Seeing some dragon beached ontop of a textured, subtly bulging belly that looks filled to the brim, throat bulging with the next pile or prey, and actively grabbing More destroys my neurons. Lile fuck yet. EAT.

Being a fat fur is like: I wanna be so huge so fat but also working out and feeling healthy feels rly good... 🥀

i don’t think “i’m pro all kink except the disgusting yucky things i’m not into” is a productive position to hold nor is it a defensible one

the things that come to life at 3am

YOOOOO. YOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Yum

Stolen from Tumblr ueeheehee

What happens if you set your Switch's system date back to November 21, 2004...(if only!)

"this character can't be trans because the author wasn't explicitly trying to create a trans woman" neither were my parents, how'd that work out for them?

the dick fandom is dying let the world know if you're a real dickhead chat

Muscles don't grow while being strained to the limit, they grow in the rest periods between

Whatcha say ma boy? You wanna know what's in this coffin? Now I says I says Heaven or hell

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

beeg cat's beautiful face #RaorArt

It's not smoke. It's like, some other shit.

I'm fucking crying #tomodachilife

One two punch stickers on my way out of work today.

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

to CREATE is to CONNECT

people's tomodachi life islands be like

If they’re going to make Mako reactors then we have no choice but to form Avalanche

I offer an expansion:

considering the unofficial mascots of bluesky to be nanao misaki and moon child

poker night at the bluesky (google balls is the dealer)

🐯🤔

I could use some furry yuri

it's 2026. your inflatable anthro girlfriend, tears in her eyes, hands you a dim polaroid of her in a sultry pose and asks you to come home safe. you stick it in your bible. the next day you report to base and get on a plane to tehran.

What luck! Another post specifically made for me. :)

I like tutorials actually. My Adhd ass enjoys when a game paces out introducing gameplay elements to me while also setting the tone of the story. Is part of why I'm usually so put off by gacha/f2p games I think. You often get thrown into a menu with like 50 tabs when most arent relvent yet.

There were like 20,000 games released on Steam last year Hundreds more console exclusives You can play whatever you want You don't HAVE to play anything ❤️

have a cold and blacked out last night immediately after drawing this

Had to add my favorite celebrity, @smoothcoke.bsky.social, to my Tomodachi Life island. #tomodachilife #tomodachilifelivingthedream

anti-wellness checkpoint: i'm throwing water at your face. punching and wrestling you. have you eaten any gold foil today? your cell phone notifications miss you. your emails miss you. try starting an argument with your dad