No but for real hope you guys have a good valentines day. i got a hot date at applebees with their 1.99 margaritas later tonight lmao

If nobody wants you this Valentine’s Day… You’re wrong. The Air Force does.

Watching all of my friends and coworkers really really get into magic and I’m resisting the urge to delve balls deep into another expensive hobby… It’s hard. It’s so hard.

My new headcanon for Stella is that she’s a functional alcoholic like myself. And she also likes to partake in tequila. Like myself.

Did you guys know that I’m a massive daft punk fan. When I was picking a name for my Delphox OC Stella and Ninetales OC Octavia, I based them off of the characters from the Daft Punk Anime. Crazy to think that was nearly a decade ago…

Dude so my mom my house saw all of my Vulpii merchandis. And she asked “why does she look like a turkey” I have never been more disgusted and devastated at such a revelation.

I don’t need to seek validation from a world that crucified a perfect man.

I know you guys don’t like/gawk over my non fetish/smut stuff. I can see the metrics. But I enjoy drawing non-porn stuff the most tbh. I feel like it’s healing my soul. And I like that.

Little doodle for @niveusaurum.bsky.social I love thalia So much.

Lavender.

I always feel weird sharing my warmup sketches, but maybe somepony will enjoy them.

I’ve spent a significant more time this year drawing art for myself and more importantly my friends vs drawing for commission/random requests And it’s made me significantly happier

Speaking of juice kegs. Cherry, Glowie. I’m begging you two, get some more juicy art. -your friend g

It's pay day.💰

Remember, once you're infected with this condition - your best chance is to be as delicious and useful as possible, else your production is going to make your flavour a short run! But do well and they'll keep you creaking and leaking for the rest of your days!!

Good girls make the best Juice Kegs.

I’ve got a bunch of new goodies up on my Patreon. If you like *thicc* Grass types, check it out! www.patreon.com/garuda_six

Oh Daisy…. My sweet little Daisy…

Today is such a perfect day. I literally CANNOT stop winning. Praying that you guys are also having a lovely day.

(Sung to the tune of Daisy Bell) Daisy Daisy... give me your answer do... It's not crazy... to think your belly can hold two~

Oh Daisy…. My sweet little Daisy…

Just set a new PR at the gym, and my favorite bench was available?! I just can’t stop winning today!!!

NOTHING CAN HURT ME 99% OF GAMBLERS QUIT BEFORE THEY HIT BIG NOT ME MOTHERFUCKER I CANT STOP WINNING

I CAME INTO WORK AND I FORGOT I BOUGHT A SQUARE WITH ANOTHER SQUADRON YA BOY WON THE FINAL SQUARE BIG MONEY WERE BACK UP BAYBEEEEEERER

Follow me for great financial advice.

The random spheres bully a poor helpless jiggly person once again 😱 Tiny doodle project I wasn't feeling so I just added jiggle physics and paint and said good enough

Bro is entirely about the dopamine hit, I wish I was this real. (I have barred myself from playing gacha games because of this, I lkke being no broke)

Stella mentality going strong into the off-season let's gooooooooooo!

WERE BACK UP AND LOCKED IN YOU CANT HURT ME ANYMORE

LOCKED THE FUCK IN, BOYS 2027 IS OUR YEAR

Gambling isn't about winning. It's definitely now about losing. It isn't about the money. Or the glory. It's not about the risk. It's about the HOPE. It's the only beacon of HOPE I have on this bitch of an earth these days. That's why we play.

Me

MY FUCKING KNEES

For no reason in particular I’m gonna be opening up come commissions tomorrow to recoup some cash.

MY KNEES

CATCH THE BALL. #go_pats

What the fuck is this shit man I’m gonna suck start my shotgun if this keeps up #go_pats

If the patriots don’t win DaftKings is gonna come to my house and break my knee caps #go_pats

WIP - She’s got something she wants to show you.

Whatever you do, don’t give it to her.

I really can’t believe I have to say this, but if you’re under 18 don’t fucking talk to me.

Whatever you do, don’t give it to her.

These guys aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed…

These guys aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed…

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Helping with making the colors interesting for @powdypowpow.bsky.social character. Starry sky blues.

WIP - Poolside Phox

WIP - Poolside Phox

This comment just made my whole month. seriously.