starting to feel things up in here

Alone at the orgy because being seen overstimulates you and being wanted makes you wary of a trick or trap and while you want to join in you know you can't handle the possibility of rejection now of all times, so you stay aloof and look hot and wish you had your phone

And so i quit the police department and got myself a steady job and though she tried her best to help me She could steal but she could not rob

Alone at the orgy because being seen overstimulates you and being wanted makes you wary of a trick or trap and while you want to join in you know you can't handle the possibility of rejection now of all times, so you stay aloof and look hot and wish you had your phone

i'm really hoping whatever fucking ancient golgothan demon possessed my crackhead ass neighbors to take a sawzall to their drywall at fucking 10am just outright kills them before they do it again

starting to feel things up in here

i like how most animal catching animations in Death Stranding 2 are slightly off camera and mostly ambiguous, like you're really just shooing a critter into a shoe box Then you catch a kangaroo and it's like "NO, SAM IS IN A FIGHT FOR HIS FUCKING LIFE, PRESS X TO DDT THIS ROO BEFORE IT GETS YOU."

What have I unleashed with that pic oh my god. There's actually dozens of us

Gotta redraw this with cow now. Any excuse for cow

Gotta redraw this with cow now. Any excuse for cow

i don't really care if i get drenched

Oh, Flock is putting it's cameras in childrens gymnasiums Every action, every thought of this admin and every company tagging along with it is just salivating at the thought of access to and isolation of children while inflicting terrorism on the rest of the world We're terrorists

i don't know what to put here, listen to Veil of Shadows by Gunship

i'm trying to headcanon out Mads' voice and i'm stuck somewhere between Lauren Mayberry, lead singer of Chvrches, and Matt Berry, who became a vampire to drink blood and fuck forever. It's an impossible choice, really.

Alright I have obtained wealth beyond your comprehension This is now my lucky fiver, left as part of a tip by some Inuit people in town. Like the witches hexing Kirk, this is the pivot point upon which things change for the better

i don't know what to put here, listen to Veil of Shadows by Gunship

JUST IN: Liberals have won a decisive victory for the Wisconsin supreme court race tonight. Chris Taylor will join the supreme court, flipping a conservative-held seat. This expands liberals' majority on the court to 5-2. Why it matters: boltsmag.org/wisconsin-su...

"Why don't Americans ________?" For the same reason the Russians don't. Or people from any other country where a corrupt government routinely murders citizens.

I'm real big on "who a person was in their past cannot unmake who they are now." Michael Vick is a crazy huge advocate for animal rights now But fuck man i might just write off every republican voter forever. The evil in you that lead to this. Up against the wall with the cops and politicians

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

i've been awake for like 3 hours and already need to go back to sleep

i should reline this, but for now: Butts Fun fact, this butt still exists even after your bot LLM crashes

If i were better at visualizing things this would probably have gone WAY smoother

wait, one more thing. I have a diglet

cow butt in a bottle, cast into the sea of vibe coding

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

i don't think a single image exists of me posed normally as cow wiiiiiiiiiiiiip

i don't think a single image exists of me posed normally as cow wiiiiiiiiiiiiip

Mouse. She smol. #furryart #nsfw #wip

also like how Death Stranding 1 was this very avante garde but very tight experience, where every huge delivery was meant to be a kind of milestone, facilitated by stuff that made traversal a little bit easier and then sometimes combat happened

I'm starting to think AI bros only humanize their LLMs with names and stupid little voices because it's the closest they can get to owning a person again. Making it do all the pathetic make-work they'd pawn off on parents who don't love them and butlers who demand dignity and wages

I will repost every single joke dunking on AI and 'vibescoding' because they're all funny. Every single one of them.

wait, one more thing. I have a diglet

i've been awake for like 3 hours and already need to go back to sleep

i should reline this, but for now: Butts Fun fact, this butt still exists even after your bot LLM crashes

cow butt in a bottle, cast into the sea of vibe coding

i have chronic tinnitus, have ever since i was young because when my father took us to watch the top fuel dragsters, only the good son got hear-pro So you cannot imagine my fury that i can hear my NEIGHBORS smoke detector chirping

This is how it ends. Trapped on my bathroom floor because I wanted to stretch for a second before my shower and now I can't lever myself back up because my back hurts too much To be undone in indignity She waits for her moment to strike

I MESSED UP, THEY'RE BIGGER OH GOD WHAT DO I DO, HEL-

when you said no pickles

Nope, nevermind, not a fan, don't like. This doesn't feel good in my brain at all

Nope, nevermind, not a fan, don't like. This doesn't feel good in my brain at all

we need to eat linus sebastien

I MESSED UP, THEY'RE BIGGER OH GOD WHAT DO I DO, HEL-

when you said no pickles

adhd really kicking my ass this week, first sibling ideas, now i'm wondering what mads would look like flat chested. So naturally i open in less than 12 hours and just got out of work

Paige is overjoyed to participate in her jail's work-release program