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Ngl, this has been stressing me out the whole day and im not even in the areas where the retaliations are happening… Espero que todos los que anden en estas zonas y sus familias estén a salvo

Chingen a su madre todos los putos del CJNG

I love not being able to get insurance through my work, so by default i don't get a tax refund. Extra fun that i now owe 90 bucks

god fucking dammit, The Nice Guys, not good guys. I used to be able to remember things

Now and forever.

Alright well, looks like i'm choosing food over resident evil this month great cap to spending all day doing literally nothing but blowing my nose and eating soup

I watch like...maybe 2 or 3 movies a year, and one of those is usually watching The Mummy again But i'm still proud to talk about my favorite movies any time because it's bonkers shit like Drive, Pig (2021), The Good Guys, Nobody. I appear to have a type.

just realized this is also the only known evidence of Harpers one and only weakness: Women

i wish there was a way to trial headphones, i want to try the Ananda or Arya now that hifiman's lost their minds and cut the price but they're still such an investment. I probably shouldn't be bothering, knowing my luck the second i spend money i'm just gonna break a leg

Pass it along, let's see your pfp in its full sized glory my facial expressions have two modes, bored and alarming

Heyyy im selling my ipad pro for like 250ish, its 128 gigs, apple-pen incl, blcok incl. i rarely use it now and haven’t touched it since early 2024.

"cop a squat loser, i'm already the terrifying monkey"

gatito

gatito

Can we take like 110% of the effort used to attack gooseworx and vivziepop and direct it all at scott cawthon, who donated $50,000 to mitch mcconnell, a dana-carvey-costume-turned-sentient who ran UNOPPOSED for his seat? also what the fuck with harrassing showrunners over fan canon.

I became an artist for two reasons; To draw women and to fuck forever

we are all just gods in hot dog car

hifiman bananda

"cop a squat loser, i'm already the terrifying monkey"

Little wip, spent so long messing with this pose i don't even remember what i initially wanted to draw her doing. probably something awesome

i feel like this rising tide of people calling everything vaguely woman shaped "goonbailt" is directly proportional to the rising wave of puritanism. People have no outlet anymore, see a fully dressed woman and have an aneurysm in their war room, crying "she only exists to tempt me" like Frollo

What, i can't enjoy a delicious beverage on the FLOOR anymore? You're lucky i'm stuck down here or you'd be in trouble

i'm trying to remember a tutorial i saw on turning tone into color forever ago but i still had to finagle it. Luckily my color choices were fairly easy

Hey artist! quote with your red art! i'm so desaturated until i'm suddenly NOT

There's a japanese thing i can't remember at this horrid hour, but it resonates. I hate when something breaks because it feels like i let it down. It's not the milk's fault i didn't get to it in time and now it won't be made into sauce like i promised toy story is a nightmare for me

there isn't a whole lot i get exposed to in the world that spoils me for other varieties of said thing. Graphics and tech are cool, i just want smooth frame rates. I grew up on 1ply toilet paper. Prison stuff. Planar magnetics have ruined me for other headphones holy shit

was talking to partner about this and dissociation and it reminded me of this comic I made years ago.

Hnnmgh

I crave Da noodl

Hey artist! quote with your red art! What red art do i even have...? I can't tell which ones are red <_<

As the Trump Regime collapses, I'm making a direct appeal to men who are a part of rightwing extremist groups in my next video, with an offer to try to help get them out Will be up after I catch some sleep for the night, join me for the premier @ 09:00 PST youtu.be/qjjavYqf9NE

Hey artist! quote with your red art! i'm so desaturated until i'm suddenly NOT

Hey artist! quote with your red art! I fucking love using red and orange,,,,

going back to a display tablet is way harder than i expected, what the hell, i thought the change was supposed to be difficult in the other direction or i'm just weird.

i'm trying to remember a tutorial i saw on turning tone into color forever ago but i still had to finagle it. Luckily my color choices were fairly easy

"healer" back it with the totally normal, helpful potion that's gonna fix all your woes

this feels weird looking down to draw again

alright i'm done, i forgot my own horns

Sometimes i even surprise myself

You look like a good Joe

it's my vacation, i get to touch up and reupload all my favorites.

i had some pretty good stuff secreted away on here, i can definitely see where i was starting to learn

of course this is what i make first

flashback to that time i was in a pathfinder game with @gizenzirin.bsky.social who made quite possibly the worst genie i've ever heard of. She didn't even let me use the horns as handlebars

alright i'm done, i forgot my own horns

flashback to that time i was in a pathfinder game with @gizenzirin.bsky.social who made quite possibly the worst genie i've ever heard of. She didn't even let me use the horns as handlebars

of course this is what i make first