One of the fastest Votes Of Confidence in history

Dear god there are so many people that should be taken before Dolly. I am more than happy to draft a list!

Thank fuck we didn't win the recruiting battle for Arch.

What in the fuck is going on with Texas and PSU?

No good deed goes unpunished.

NC trip Sunday it mostly planned, I think I have my packing list done...I think.

happy swiftie day to all those who observe. i'm happy for you

Goddammit, I just figured out how you sell bidets to men.

Today I have added Timot and Timmothie as new ways to spell my name. Thank you security and customer service for your creativity.

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

Three teams have zero turnovers through Week 5.

Having auto-pays everywhere means you miss some things when a card gets reset. Sometimes that thing is the water. fml

In light of today’s absolutely fucking deranged “I’m in a war movie” speeches by Trump and Hegseth, I give you the plaque at West Point.

Just put on a horror movie so @glitterburrito.bsky.social would be proud of me for once.

Remember: The entire Flamin' Hot Cheetos story is a completely made up lie.

New: Last night in the Senate, Ted Cruz blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.

Over a two-year period, prosecutors across 16 states charged more than 400 people with pregnancy-related crimes, with most of the charges originating in states with near or total abortion bans, according to a new report released Tuesday.

#Imelda #Humberto

Who or what site are we following for gov't shutdown news these days?

I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log. This tells me two things: 1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day. (212) 486-4430

UGAtok never disappoints after losing to Bama

Being a Georgia fan seems painful.

Well that was neat. Roll Tide

It’s not every day the $10,000,000 lap dance comes up in conversations, but it is some days.

PLEASE SOMEONE tell him about Atlantis. Demand we have all Atlantis material declassified and released.

TFW Life imitates Art in New Orleans Instead of 911, just dial 01189998819991197253 youtu.be/uhzruJ0BzoI?...

Autism is a natural divergence from neurotypicality. It's normal & not the tragedy these clowns are making it out to be. Transness is a natural divergence from cisnormativity. It's normal & not the tragedy these clowns are making it out to be. Just deal with people being different than you.

They low down, they dirty, they some snitches.

Super Baseball 2020 (SNES) is only 6 years late!

The “I’m a man I’m 40” rant was 18 years ago yesterday. Assuming he had some seniors on that team who were 22, they’d be 40 today.

Whether they're blaming vaccines and Tylenol, or selling dubious "remedies," what they're really doing is promoting the perception that families (and especially mothers) can prevent and treat Autism. And thus also the perception that people with Autism and their families don't need social support.

“When we spoke to executives, they would often say the internal tool was very successful,” said Challapally. “But when we spoke to employees, we found zero usage.” This must be the Rapture because I am dyingggg

If you own a trumpet you could do something SO funny right now.

If you don’t get got in the Rapture today, that’s ok. You have plenty of time to catch up on all the lore and content still to go. 1,007 years until the main event, actually. See below

The amount of abject disdain Dabo and Pearl get on bluesky from the general sports populace is proof positive that we built a solid community here.

How is MPLS?

Me: Why the fuck did I keep these? Oh, wait…fuck.

every time i rag on myself for being gullible in the past i try to remember that falling for a low-stakes prank and voting for a convicted con artist to kill us all are very different things and i feel a little better

tom homan:

Obviously I need more coffee.

They learned naught from the book of Brodie Croyle.

MY LORD INDIANA, THOSE PLAYERS HAVE FAMILIES!

Maybe y'all shouldn't have hired a garbage human to coach?

LOLburn

That was the makeup PI right there.

Definitely pass interference, but also HILARIOUS it wasn't called.

You know what's great? Never Daboing

Today's Bye-Week Accomplishments: -Got up early to grab a Michter's Barrel Proof Rye at bourbon drop. -SINGLE trip to the hardware store for supplies -Rebuilt/mounted toilet from the wax up. -Stripped the purple Krew of Hermes metal cups -Harvested the banana trees -Roasting a spatchcocked chicken