Maybe the Padres will lose enough that people will stop going to Petco Park and we can have an actual Tony Gwynn Opening Day

"You're really gonna DIE for Trans Rights?" Nick Fucking Gage: "Someone is." 🤼

I’m everywhere

Thanks Padres Twitter Bot!

Took @619sports.bsky.social to and from the SDFC game tonight

Barely listening to a game, mostly doom scrolling, and hearing "Now batting, Nick Castellanos..."

Fighting wokeness

Listen I love Peter Seidler as much as the next guy but I’ll never forgive him for the next 7 (!?!?) seasons of Manny Machado

Being a real Padres fan means you don’t care if they win or lose because you know it doesn’t matter anyway

Going to be really funny when the Padres eventually tie this game up and make it go on even longer

Bye Matt Waldron. Sorry that happened to your butthole

When I realize there’s still 160 Padres games left to watch

Padres Opening Day 2026

Would be cool as hell if they all just beat the shit out of Walker Buehler when he shows up to camp

AJ Preller extension? I’m unmoved. Can’t bring myself to care either way anymore.

Welcome Back, Friarhood

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There’s a corgi in the Puppy Bowl named Chappel Bone

Opening Day tickets acquired

tigers right now

Asking Wayne Partello the important questions on TikTok @hjpreller.bsky.social

Sugar Bowl? RFK Jr is going to lose his shit

Merry Christmas, Bubbie.

Mamdani saw TK and Ariel and went, you know what, I could do that.

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Rest in Peace Randy

Conservatives wanted Trump to be the next Ronald Reagan and instead today we found out he’s actually continuing Nancy Reagan’s legacy

Chris Ello watching a Padres win.

I think the fact that the president can make up a bullshit pretext about crime, activate various states' national guard units and invade a major city with basically minimal pushback of any kind reflects very poorly on Americans generally

I am all for dumping prospects to maximize this window before everything goes bad. I thought we’d get a lot more for de vries than a reliever and a #6 SP but it def makes us better this year which is what matters. At the same time, any thoughts of a window being extended should be gone. This is it.

apologies to Gavin Newsom but this man is officially our new Governor

Coming to theaters this summer

N W O 4 Life

How much did he drink?

The Padres have accomplished something never thought possible. I miss Jason Heyward.

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This is true

“hey guys WHATS up, cody tiktok here to bring you new and exciting updates from around the WORLD. here in el salvador they’ve invented this new thing called Indentured Servitude and i dunno, seems pretty sick to me. would y’all want this where you live?? 🤯”

Well @masefinally gets his wish

one of the most important moments in television

I only get to watch a couple games a week so I still had fun

been watching nothing but skate videos for the last week

List five famous people you’ve met but one is a lie Sebastian Bach Tony Gwynn Adam Jones (TOOL) Ron Jeremy Paul Sheer

Back to back games with the kid. No better way to spend my off days.

First game of the year. They’re definitely losing

Exactly 3 people cheered for Gruep before the game