Chris Ello watching a Padres win.

I think the fact that the president can make up a bullshit pretext about crime, activate various states' national guard units and invade a major city with basically minimal pushback of any kind reflects very poorly on Americans generally

I am all for dumping prospects to maximize this window before everything goes bad. I thought we’d get a lot more for de vries than a reliever and a #6 SP but it def makes us better this year which is what matters. At the same time, any thoughts of a window being extended should be gone. This is it.

apologies to Gavin Newsom but this man is officially our new Governor

Coming to theaters this summer

N W O 4 Life

How much did he drink?

The Padres have accomplished something never thought possible. I miss Jason Heyward.

We Interviewed Weird Al But It Turned Out To Be Nardwuar So We Just Interviewed Him About Weird Al thehardtimes.net/blog/we-inte...

This is true

“hey guys WHATS up, cody tiktok here to bring you new and exciting updates from around the WORLD. here in el salvador they’ve invented this new thing called Indentured Servitude and i dunno, seems pretty sick to me. would y’all want this where you live?? 🤯”

Well @masefinally gets his wish

one of the most important moments in television

I only get to watch a couple games a week so I still had fun

been watching nothing but skate videos for the last week

List five famous people you’ve met but one is a lie Sebastian Bach Tony Gwynn Adam Jones (TOOL) Ron Jeremy Paul Sheer

Back to back games with the kid. No better way to spend my off days.

First game of the year. They’re definitely losing

Exactly 3 people cheered for Gruep before the game

First Padres game will be Tuesday night. The way I’m gonna violate a Randy Jones sausage

@coreyastewart.bsky.social I missed hugging you today. I hope you know that Sex was there in spirit

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I’ve been pretty good at not really giving a flying fuck about what the Padres do the last couple years. However this Yuli signing has pissed me off. What the fuck?

Everyone watching Elon Musk in 2025

Farewell to Biff Wiff (Gary Crotty). We got hip to him through I Think You Should Leave and fell in love with his characters. I even had him do a Cameo for the Babies! Rest well, Shirt Brother…

How fun that this could be about literally anything these days

Pivetta? Okay

This is actually just a list of all the girls Jake Peavy got oral sex from in the Gaslamp in 2006

Me, 6 songs into the Postal Service album

Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance

“Who are you rooting for in the Super Bowl?”

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

@theleemoriarty.bsky.social what are we thinking for KDot’s half time set??

What’s the best way to handle some little shithead kid hitting my daughter at school (TK)?

Gotta replace Profar but I feel like I could still get some use out of this

Its crazy how Cowboy Dan is at least 10x better than every other Modest Mouse song

No words should be minced about the evil in this. Fuck this shit.

Daughter just tossed Mr. Bill across the room and yelled “oh noooo!” Please send my father of the year award by mail

Loving all the love for Doechii this year. Absolutely deserved

Finally made it on a weekend so she could feed giraffes

Can we please stop calling them tariffs and call them what they are: a Trump Tax. Messaging is essential in times like these. #TrumpTax

If Kurt Cobain was still alive people would be so obnoxious about him. I know this because they’re still really annoying about him and he’s been dead for 30 years