My favorite part of the USA vs Berlin game last night is how the USA came out to a non-binary gender reveal.

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there who don’t refer to taking care of their own children when their mom is busy as “babysitting.”

jeans = 👖 genes = 🧬 Gene =

Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."

until we replace all the christopher columbus statues with this true italian american icon, we will never be a proper country.

So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.

Thanks to @americastestkitchen.com for the decorating tip! Marshmallow flowers are our go-to birthday cake decorations. #baking #marshmallows

The perfect time for a burrito is always.

when you ask someone how they're doing and they say "can't complain" ???? girl I can

This is the first activity I do in math class

if english is your second language, please don't apologize if you can't speak it perfectly. it's a garbage language with inconsistent rules that make no sense and honestly it's a fucking miracle any of us can speak it at all. you're doing amazing, sweetie.

A math "trick" that can make subtraction easier:

Dear parents: You see all this stupidity going around? Please read to your kids. Let them see you reading. Keep books around. Buy them books if you can. Show them how cool the library is. Tell them book banning is bad. Make reading part of their lives. It helps make good people.

It's only Wednesday. Jesus.

if they’re brainstorming how to get people to have more babies I have some ideas: - paid parental leave - universal healthcare - affordable childcare - work on climate change - do literally anything about gun violence - free tacos for life when you have a second baby, bottomless guac with a third

Don’t you dare call my baby geriatric

Teacher math is knowing 100% how many students you have but you make 3 more copies just in case.

Happy pi day! Here's a fun connection between pi day and the first five square numbers:

looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing

@crk1116.bsky.social @badomen16.bsky.social

Please speak up protect our children. 💚

A fun math trick and why it works #math #ITeachMath #EduSky youtube.com/shorts/lJ4q6...

CONOZCA SUS DERECHOS: Dígale a sus hijos de que si la migra llega a sus escuelas, no tienen que responder a las preguntas - incluso si un adulto les dice que está bien hablar.

Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.

As we move into the holidays, please remember: READING FOR PLEASURE has the biggest impact of any factor on children's life chances. So never stop sharing books with kids, talking about books, making books central to everything you do. Never stop changing their lives! #literacy #EduSky #books

I’m CATMAN

I don't know how, but Bluesky has decided that 75% of my feed should be pictures of cats. I am down with this.