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Reintroduction thread: Name: Bauhaus Pronouns: He/They Location: DC Interests: crochet, board games, baking, graphic design, crafts, muppets, data visualization Vocation: print graphic designer
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over 1 year ago
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Blasting Kesha’s latest album on loop and absolutely goofin today
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Raquelle did you mean cuntlicious or cunttastic
14 days ago
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Today’s mood
14 days ago
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reaching new lows (highs?) of submitting job apps while in the office 🙃
20 days ago
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about 1 month ago
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Two whole years dating my favorite doofus 🥺
@palmerpink.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
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I need opinions from the little gay people in my phone: what quip or quote do you really wanna see on a shirt that you can never seem to find
about 1 month ago
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nacho likes airplanes 🔜 FWA
about 1 month ago
“Come cuddle”, I say to a moot in another continent
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I don’t wanna jinx anything but the interview went so well omg
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about 1 month ago
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The nerves are nerving ‼️‼️
about 1 month ago
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I have an interview tomorrow and I’m supposed to hear back about another job by tomorrow afternoon send good vibes
about 1 month ago
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nothing witty i’m just thirst trapping again 🤭
about 1 month ago
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I need better weather so I can wear this shirt more
about 2 months ago
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🌿
about 2 months ago
spiral moon, crashout rising
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tophie
about 2 months ago
seated for There Will Be Blood with the ever gorgeous
@bauhaus99.bsky.social
🥰🥰
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Been working on my portfolio all day and almost forgot to make a hump day post
about 2 months ago
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Just had my final session with my therapist before he leaves for a new job and now I’m sobbing but I have to go back to work like I’m fine I hate capitalism
about 2 months ago
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Fuck it we’re applying for a bunch of new jobs with multiple curated portfolios
about 2 months ago
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Working on my portfolio is murdering me
about 2 months ago
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And I made that flan from scratch‼️😮💨
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about 2 months ago
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UnabashedlyBi 💙 💜 💖
about 2 months ago
Violets are Blue 💙 Roses are Red ♥️ Don't hold your dick while you piss 💦 Hold my head instead 🤤
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Should I get another piercing to feel something
2 months ago
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I will be going feral over my hot man as a birthday treat (this is no different than any other day) 🤭😘
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2 months ago
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who wants to tie me up for my birthday 🥺👉👈
2 months ago
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I either need a 45lb weighted blanket or to be tied and suspended and left there for half an hour
2 months ago
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Kinda crazy how I went from “pleasure to have in class” to “wild corporate bitch in the office”
2 months ago
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I promise I can do math 15 just has the vibes of being an honorary even number
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2 months ago
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The muppets were once again perfect and we have resubscribed to stanning forever
2 months ago
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🌺 Spiff 🌺
2 months ago
Watched the new Muppet Show episode and I really enjoyed it! The humor felt like the original show. And Sabrina Carpenter was absolutely perfect for it. She achieved the dream so many of us queers hope for, to perform with Miss Piggy.
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And I will be mentioning the muppets on all of my work calls today
2 months ago
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J. - Cheers Queers
2 months ago
Just need to get through this work day so I can go home and watch The Muppet Show
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It’s
@palmerpink.bsky.social
birthday today ‼️‼️ happy tophie day to all who celebrate 💜😘
3 months ago
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hogzilla 💕💕
3 months ago
i love music and boners and i hate the police
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hogzilla 💕💕
3 months ago
cool does anyone know how i’m supposed to feel today
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💙🐮💙
3 months ago
🎵 skinny dippin with your cock out🎶 🎶it's my favorite hog now we ain't gotta tell no one🎵 🎵 A never ending midnight CUUUUUUUuUUuuUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUUUUMM🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
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someone said it was
#humpday
3 months ago
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If there’s ever a day I’m not doing The Absolute Most please know that’s not me and I’ve been replaced by a clone
3 months ago
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Is 2026 the year I hone my furry porn drawing skills
3 months ago
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Can we bring back snow days please?? I don’t wanna work I wanna binge watch a show and drink hot chocolate and not be responsible for stakeholders and deliverables
3 months ago
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I hate AI so much Desperately need this slop to stop poking its way into my job
3 months ago
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Hulked out nerd
3 months ago
Philadelphia Parking Authority is officially working with ICE to provide parking for their vehicles in our city. If you are as pissed off by that as I am, please feel free to contact Bill Wasser, the communications coordinator at 215-683-9616 or email him at
[email protected]
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Striving to be a deli with a pickle bar in a world full of corporate slop bowls
3 months ago
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You’ll never hear me complaining about being pit height
3 months ago
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Brady
3 months ago
Loooove soup
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happy
#fcf
from me and my weights
3 months ago
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The Celsius x Wellbutrin x puppyboy speedcore playlist flow state I’m about to hit should be studied
3 months ago
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Gay audacity is kicking into overdrive !!!
3 months ago
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New year, new toys (heavier ones are on the way 🤭)
3 months ago
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Missed the memo that it’s the “first day on earth” convention at the grocery store today
4 months ago
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Happy Amy’s Baking Company season to those who celebrate
4 months ago
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