It’s @palmerpink.bsky.social birthday today ‼️‼️ happy tophie day to all who celebrate 💜😘

i love music and boners and i hate the police

cool does anyone know how i’m supposed to feel today

🎵 skinny dippin with your cock out🎶 🎶it's my favorite hog now we ain't gotta tell no one🎵 🎵 A never ending midnight CUUUUUUUuUUuuUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUUUUMM🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

someone said it was #humpday

If there’s ever a day I’m not doing The Absolute Most please know that’s not me and I’ve been replaced by a clone

Is 2026 the year I hone my furry porn drawing skills

Can we bring back snow days please?? I don’t wanna work I wanna binge watch a show and drink hot chocolate and not be responsible for stakeholders and deliverables

I hate AI so much Desperately need this slop to stop poking its way into my job

Philadelphia Parking Authority is officially working with ICE to provide parking for their vehicles in our city. If you are as pissed off by that as I am, please feel free to contact Bill Wasser, the communications coordinator at 215-683-9616 or email him at [email protected]

Striving to be a deli with a pickle bar in a world full of corporate slop bowls

You’ll never hear me complaining about being pit height

Loooove soup

happy #fcf from me and my weights

The Celsius x Wellbutrin x puppyboy speedcore playlist flow state I’m about to hit should be studied

Gay audacity is kicking into overdrive !!!

New year, new toys (heavier ones are on the way 🤭)

Missed the memo that it’s the “first day on earth” convention at the grocery store today

Happy Amy’s Baking Company season to those who celebrate

The fact that I have to not only show up to work but actively lock in feels homophobic

I hate adobe so much it’s unreal

I love my cutie pie 🥺😘

My secret is that I’m always overstimulated and that’s why my music taste is like that

Did I apply to take on a new project? Yes Do I have time for this new project? Maybe (if I sacrifice sleep) Is this what it feels like to girlboss too close to the sun

Genuinely upset and disappointed with Pantone’s 2026 color of the year choice

Thanksgiving wouldn’t be complete without my brother crashing out while trying to fix my grandma’s dvr 🥴

It’s giving thanks

(Done in that one anti-piracy psa font) you wouldn’t down a load

Kinda obsessed with @projecthedron.bsky.social call to power card art 👀 (pics to come)

back at #paxunplugged with @bauhaus99.bsky.social for more board gaaaaames 🥰🥰🥰 who else is here?? ❤️

@bauhaus99.bsky.social and I made it to #Pax Unplugged, did you??

Drunkenly crocheting on the way home from the bar is underrated

gm gays

My office outfits are inspired by a desire to strike mild fear into the hearts of my boomer coworkers about what my pronouns are

Too much caffeine and noise cancelling headphones in the office is such a good combo

Gotta love any day when we get new Carly Rae Jepsen music.

I am the greatest gift to productivity and there’s nothing me and me cold brew can’t do in a 2 hour turn around

Changing of the guard (swapping out which crochet project I put in my work bag for my commute)

I think it’s very valid and noble and brave to crash out over a picture of a bagel actually

i’m getting older, my body’s changing, and i wish someone would apologize for it because tell me why the weather shifted and then BOOM instant back pain

My train has been 2 minutes away for 5 minutes now…. I didn’t go to school for math but that doesn’t seem right

Id be unstoppable if small talk didnt make me want to remove each individual capillary from my body

Starting the day with a hardstyle remix of the Macarena just to feel something

"let people enjoy things" no, let people hate on things. if I wanna hate on an unethical billionaire with a maga boyfriend, that's my prerogative. block me if you don't like that boo.

How many of my 5 projects do we think I can get done tonight

I’m so vulnerable I share my feelings and my nipples

Update: great jam band performing to a room of the fiestiest saltines you’ve ever seen

When I wear earplugs at concerts and still think it’s loud like how are the rest of yall surviving

National Parks Service announcing fat bear week as if I’m not already appreciating each and every fat bear I see

just clean enough