Blasting Kesha’s latest album on loop and absolutely goofin today

Raquelle did you mean cuntlicious or cunttastic

Today’s mood

reaching new lows (highs?) of submitting job apps while in the office 🙃

Two whole years dating my favorite doofus 🥺 @palmerpink.bsky.social

I need opinions from the little gay people in my phone: what quip or quote do you really wanna see on a shirt that you can never seem to find

“Come cuddle”, I say to a moot in another continent

I don’t wanna jinx anything but the interview went so well omg

The nerves are nerving ‼️‼️

I have an interview tomorrow and I’m supposed to hear back about another job by tomorrow afternoon send good vibes

nothing witty i’m just thirst trapping again 🤭

I need better weather so I can wear this shirt more

spiral moon, crashout rising

seated for There Will Be Blood with the ever gorgeous @bauhaus99.bsky.social 🥰🥰

Been working on my portfolio all day and almost forgot to make a hump day post

Just had my final session with my therapist before he leaves for a new job and now I’m sobbing but I have to go back to work like I’m fine I hate capitalism

Fuck it we’re applying for a bunch of new jobs with multiple curated portfolios

Working on my portfolio is murdering me

And I made that flan from scratch‼️😮‍💨

Violets are Blue 💙 Roses are Red ♥️ Don't hold your dick while you piss 💦 Hold my head instead 🤤

Should I get another piercing to feel something

I will be going feral over my hot man as a birthday treat (this is no different than any other day) 🤭😘

who wants to tie me up for my birthday 🥺👉👈

I either need a 45lb weighted blanket or to be tied and suspended and left there for half an hour

Kinda crazy how I went from “pleasure to have in class” to “wild corporate bitch in the office”

I promise I can do math 15 just has the vibes of being an honorary even number

The muppets were once again perfect and we have resubscribed to stanning forever

Watched the new Muppet Show episode and I really enjoyed it! The humor felt like the original show. And Sabrina Carpenter was absolutely perfect for it. She achieved the dream so many of us queers hope for, to perform with Miss Piggy.

And I will be mentioning the muppets on all of my work calls today

Just need to get through this work day so I can go home and watch The Muppet Show

It’s @palmerpink.bsky.social birthday today ‼️‼️ happy tophie day to all who celebrate 💜😘

i love music and boners and i hate the police

cool does anyone know how i’m supposed to feel today

🎵 skinny dippin with your cock out🎶 🎶it's my favorite hog now we ain't gotta tell no one🎵 🎵 A never ending midnight CUUUUUUUuUUuuUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUUUUMM🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

someone said it was #humpday

If there’s ever a day I’m not doing The Absolute Most please know that’s not me and I’ve been replaced by a clone

Is 2026 the year I hone my furry porn drawing skills

Can we bring back snow days please?? I don’t wanna work I wanna binge watch a show and drink hot chocolate and not be responsible for stakeholders and deliverables

I hate AI so much Desperately need this slop to stop poking its way into my job

Philadelphia Parking Authority is officially working with ICE to provide parking for their vehicles in our city. If you are as pissed off by that as I am, please feel free to contact Bill Wasser, the communications coordinator at 215-683-9616 or email him at [email protected]

Striving to be a deli with a pickle bar in a world full of corporate slop bowls

You’ll never hear me complaining about being pit height

Loooove soup

happy #fcf from me and my weights

The Celsius x Wellbutrin x puppyboy speedcore playlist flow state I’m about to hit should be studied

Gay audacity is kicking into overdrive !!!

New year, new toys (heavier ones are on the way 🤭)

Missed the memo that it’s the “first day on earth” convention at the grocery store today

Happy Amy’s Baking Company season to those who celebrate