my mental health if yall sent me armpit pics

I need a nap who wants to join

I’m so close to bleaching my hair a getting a mustache

I think I should take on a few more projects for funsies

Not wight now daddy, kitten needs hew non-vewbal time

I love telling people that I intentionally made my signature look like a dick

Hobbies include: gulping water at 11pm like a toddler

this is the formal request to send nudes - the dms are open 👀🤭

Mildly feral today

I wanna start writing letters bc I have too much of a love for stamps and fun handwriting and I don’t put that to good enough use

Every time I leave the house my goal is to be the most casually eccentric person in at least one space I enter and I think that says everything you need to know about me

when did we as a community stop saying “cummies” i think we should bring that back

Spotify shuffle my playlist and don’t start with the same song for the 20th time in a row challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

How I feel walking into the office with freshly pierced nipples

Gotta make sure this video of Jazell Barbie Royale circulates on here once a month like it did on X

The Renn faire fit progress 👀

I don’t make mush-room for puns 😘

Do I teach myself GarageBand just to make a mashup of Sleazy and Boy Crazy?

Dusting off the factory reset menty b playlist 😎

Getting my nipples pierced next weekend stay tuned for so many pics because I won’t be able to shut up about them

And I’ve always said this

Need to shove my face into the sweatiest pit imaginable

New gay guy party game called Search Party: blindfold a player spin them around and they have to identify other players by pit

when people ask me what’s wrong:

Crocheting a waistband for a jockstrap while wearing a crop top and blasting Charli xcx in my headphones on the metro… sorry to all the straight people going to work hope yall enjoyed the show

i need more coffee but at least part of me is awake

I should start using Miss piggy quotes as daily affirmations

If you dissociated at the bar tonight raise your hand 🙋

this meeting could’ve been a raise

Chaps saga final chapter

I’m calling to warn you that the vocal stim you just introduced will not be going away anytime soon and I’m gonna make it everyone’s problem

Getting pulled in and bitten is awakening something in me whoops

Sometimes I run all my Adobe apps at once and tell myself it’s like when the power rangers make the megazord just to feel something

why did i sleep on overalls for so long omg

Not the netflix boyband movie to getting into kpop pipeline!!

We’re trusting the process

Welcome to day number 3 of me playing Kesha’s new deluxe album on repeat all day

Convincing myself that I’m a crafting legend right now

PREORDER ISSUE 5 TODAY!! Bearit.org

lore update: i’m back

just a couple of cuties about to see the Hunter S. Thompson musical 🎵🥰🎶 @bauhaus99.bsky.social

fun fact: the first time I met @bauhaus99.bsky.social was as bystanders at a porn shoot, but we were too busy talking about Oxford commas and spreadsheets on the sidelines to be horned up by the model 🤣

We are so excited to celebrate this anniversary showcasing our full US staff!! Checkout this amazing photoshoot by @jay_adam_photography with a beautiful letter from our designer and now model, @bauhaus99.bsky.social ! Preorder your copy now in our website!

Kesha and cock day

I don’t need to go to Vegas, I go to Dunkin regularly and that’s basically the same level of gambling

To to the all the boys I got to paint & glow this month, I hope you all have the gayest pride ever!! 🌈❤️‍🔥💦 #gayass #gaybutts #gaynsfw #gaypride #gayart #gaydrawing #gaypainting @beauju76.bsky.social @dillanfotos.bsky.social @shardoflife.bsky.social @bauhaus99.bsky.social @dodgy1.bsky.social

some silly baseball times at Nationals Park with @bauhaus99.bsky.social and friends 🥰