Now that everyone is talking about Pantone horoscopes can I get on my soapbox about how much I’ve hated their colors of the year for the past couple of years?

placing kalshi bets on which layer of hell i end up in

I’m kinda obsessed

You know how they say the best things come in threes?

some twink in DC is devastated right now

As I write this I know there’s a fa… Queen out there jerking off on a Eames Lounge chair. Am I jealous, yes!

i wish bsky had a “sfw mode” quick toggle

cool announcement you got there! i noticed you didn't credit an artist for this clearly custom art....who made it? :)

Whoever designed SoundCloud’s web and desktop app I’m begging yall to make it responsive

this is always code for "gay, not queer"

Doing the fitnessgram pacer test between locking in and crashing out

How many projects is too many projects (asking for a friend)

Can I be so nerdy about the trend of artists using unique capitalization and punctuation in song titles to stand out on streaming services because they no longer have control over fonts/colors like they did when music was primarily on cassettes / cds

I’m back to cause chaos and be horny on main

Y’all aren’t ready for my boiler room set* *I put on a hyperpop playlist while I work at my standing desk

Good morning, happy Thursday! Blast Slayyyter in the office today to scare the straights.

Blasting Kesha’s latest album on loop and absolutely goofin today

Raquelle did you mean cuntlicious or cunttastic

Today’s mood

reaching new lows (highs?) of submitting job apps while in the office 🙃

Two whole years dating my favorite doofus 🥺 @palmerpink.bsky.social

I need opinions from the little gay people in my phone: what quip or quote do you really wanna see on a shirt that you can never seem to find

“Come cuddle”, I say to a moot in another continent

I don’t wanna jinx anything but the interview went so well omg

The nerves are nerving ‼️‼️

I have an interview tomorrow and I’m supposed to hear back about another job by tomorrow afternoon send good vibes

nothing witty i’m just thirst trapping again 🤭

I need better weather so I can wear this shirt more

spiral moon, crashout rising

seated for There Will Be Blood with the ever gorgeous @bauhaus99.bsky.social 🥰🥰

Been working on my portfolio all day and almost forgot to make a hump day post

Just had my final session with my therapist before he leaves for a new job and now I’m sobbing but I have to go back to work like I’m fine I hate capitalism

Fuck it we’re applying for a bunch of new jobs with multiple curated portfolios

Working on my portfolio is murdering me

And I made that flan from scratch‼️😮‍💨

Violets are Blue 💙 Roses are Red ♥️ Don't hold your dick while you piss 💦 Hold my head instead 🤤

Should I get another piercing to feel something

I will be going feral over my hot man as a birthday treat (this is no different than any other day) 🤭😘

who wants to tie me up for my birthday 🥺👉👈

I either need a 45lb weighted blanket or to be tied and suspended and left there for half an hour

Kinda crazy how I went from “pleasure to have in class” to “wild corporate bitch in the office”

I promise I can do math 15 just has the vibes of being an honorary even number

The muppets were once again perfect and we have resubscribed to stanning forever

Watched the new Muppet Show episode and I really enjoyed it! The humor felt like the original show. And Sabrina Carpenter was absolutely perfect for it. She achieved the dream so many of us queers hope for, to perform with Miss Piggy.

And I will be mentioning the muppets on all of my work calls today

Just need to get through this work day so I can go home and watch The Muppet Show

It’s @palmerpink.bsky.social birthday today ‼️‼️ happy tophie day to all who celebrate 💜😘

i love music and boners and i hate the police