Your man sends you a good morning text. My man sends me this (immediately after a good morning text). He's perfect

And Venezuela and Cuba, if I'm reading this correctly. Can someone start sanctioning him and his people already

If anyone needs yet another sad yet hopeful slice of life anime about grief and unlikely human connection, Journal With Witch is DELIGHTFUL Crunchyroll is releasing it this season, the first three episodes are out and I am HOOKED

Should've known how today was gonna go when my boss messaged me "Got a minute?" on teams when we had an hour long 1 on 1 scheduled not 10 minutes later...

These new isekai titles are getting out of hand

pseudoephedrine would be a lovely name for a baby girl

Tried out a higher ponytail for the gym today and ended up with the Single Anime Hair™

If I were a little creature I would scurry into my burrow at the smallest sign of danger. What was that?? Hehehe missed me I’m in my burrow now

Just remembered that the album Plans by Death Cab for Cutie exists. We're getting that GOOD indie melancholy today, hell yeah.

Me, too, traffic cone. Me, too.

Okay Nintendo, now we need a Radiant Dawn remaster that can transfer save data over from the NSO Path of Radiance for the boosts and extra content. I'll wait right here

Social media can make it feel like the bad things happening in one place are happening everywhere. But do your part to let *this* feel like it’s happening everywhere too.

The correct time to end the workday is 3pm. We as humans have gone so far astray.

Good's murder is a litmus test for American media. If they act like there are two valid perspectives on whether it was justified, they're bullshit and you need to turn them off. This isn't just an opinion, responsible journalists all over the world are reporting this as a murder, plain and simple.

Doctor's orders are to de-cubify myself in 2026, so we're in cardio hell until further notice

If Democratic voters want a Democratic Party that fights, some are going to have to vote against their current representatives during the primaries. Don’t expect a leopard to change its spots. Look at who their funders are and act accordingly.

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

An Animorphs adaptation with a budget would cover this.

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Sometimes I get paid to spend multiple days over multiple weeks explaining to a CEO why all 40+ of his employees using home-grade operating systems instead of business-grade ones is a bad thing. 😮‍💨

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Its that time of year where I find out my employer still isn't adequately withholding federal taxes from my paychecks so I owe multiple thousands of dollars to the governmenttttt

Anyone who has read Copaganda knows that we are in the crucial early moments of virality after an extra-judicial police murder. It's extremely important for ICE that the media plays along with the idea that what happened is contested and there are multiple perspectives.

Grappling with the implications that my knee jerk reaction to this crossword clue was "T. S." and not "Missy"

I went through the past 7 years of significant Ohio headlines. I put them all in one place. Just by reading the headlines all next to each other, year-by-year, it tells a story. And what a story. It really is worth checking out. It gives a great sense of how things have gone in Ohio since 2019.

man it's so awesome that state force can apparently only ever be deployed against people protesting cruelty and never against the ones causing the cruelty

Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis. Say bad things are bad.

My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”

I would give anything to get that people-grabby tool from Rollercoaster Tycoon so I can use it to pluck Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem up and drop them into a punk festival mosh pit

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK

this has become a very important video to me

The first two hours this morning

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

The Chicago protest against the U.S. attack on Venezuela has stepped off to march through the downtown area. Hundreds have joined the march.

What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind

It’s so sad that I expect zero sitting members of congress to have a statement 1/100th as forceful as this

In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine

happy birthday to horses

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani

PLEASE help out my friend if you can

New Year's resolution: Gonna mix it up, try something new, stunt on the skyline a little less dipshit, more cumclown

The median American has $8,000 in savings in the bank. In other words, this is like giving the median American an opportunity to make a massive, scandalous crime go away for a fine of $240.

Haircuts with long hair are just "Exactly the same but do it different please"

I give the Mormons a lot of shit (deservedly) but the Tabernacle Choir's Christmas albums sure do slap