My boss trying to reschedule our weekly 1x1 to 4pm today?? The last Friday before Pride Month???

The intro to Immaterial by Sophie is what it sounds like as my morning coffee hits my bloodstream

Oh y'know, just breaking my own heart and listening to Muna. The usual Wednesday activities 😅

🌵☀️🐎

Frantically trying to stop Sex Machine by Regina Hardon from playing as my coworker bursts into my office without knocking

there's a feature in windows 11 that pulls out all your teeth and hair. on by default

Weighed in at 211 lbs at the gym today, that's officially 9 lbs down since getting back into the gym consistently at the start of April and 27 lbs down since this time last year. My clothes from 2023 are starting to fit again and it feels great 🥹😁 we're doing it!

EXT. ALLEY - NIGHT REBA corners a THIEF against a grimy brick wall. It glistens in the moonlight. He cowers, his eyes bloodshot with fear. REBA You think you’re a survivor? She raises her gun to his temple. Cocks it. A sly smile. REBA A-Reba-derci, motherfu— BANG!

Oh the Farmer's Market is happening a block away

There must be some kind of handsome dad convention on the sidewalk in front of the gym today or something, the view from this treadmill is GREAT

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

little hats for dogs

Finally figured out how to use French Combs for a half-up hairdo this morning. She's officially caught up to the 90s

and yet one of these does not appear on the guardians 100 best novels of all time list. INTERESTING

he doesnt know what a CV is and i envy him for it

Totally Nanamaxxing in my new bonnet, robe, and house slipper combo. Just absolutely MeeMawgging the other girls

The lighting at the chest press machine is so good but the mirror is so far away

when people say "the dems ARE getting better, though", you gotta ask "on which issues? be specific." cuz surveillance and privacy issues have not been one of them! they just keepg etting worse!

Obama if he came out as nonbinary: uhh let me be queer

“All your faves are using GenAI” Soon as I find out they’re not a fave anymore. Flaw in your logic.

Gonna tell my kids this was slayyyter

Unfortunately it seems like our upstairs neighbors are not only "shoes on in the house" people, they're also modern girl bosses who love them some high heels

Did a double-take in the grocery store this morning

Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time

Fox MCCLOUD (Scottish) Peppy O’HARE (Irish) Falco LOMBARDI (Italian) Slippy TOAD (Frog)

Riolu likes his trains

Category is: White Jesus gets a little fruity with it

The scale has paused at 217 for the past few weeks but my body looks and feels better every day so I'm gonna just ignore that for a while 🤷

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

I’m starting to think that some of these kind, grainy gentlemen on grindr are lying about their willingness to help me financially

Trust the fungus.

Want to know something you can do in the wake of the VRA ruling? Call your state representatives and yell at them to pass the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact, so that all of our votes for president actually MATTER EQUALLY. www.nationalpopularvote.com

We can be glib, but the fact is the Supreme Court destroyed the America the Civil Rights Movement built today. And I have no confidence whatsoever that the Dems will react w/ urgency to curb the return of Jim Crow voting. It is a dark day. And requires serious reflection on what is to be done.

Got curious and looked at the map on deflock.org when I shouldn't have 😭 My neighborhood is clear, but there are some parts of my regular work day and gym routines where it is physically impossible for me to avoid these stupid cameras

unrelenting

Hey so it turns out being vulnerable and expressing your feelings out loud to people who care about you is actually incredibly rewarding, even when it's difficult??? Is anyone else experiencing this????

Why is cancelling a gym membership like completing the three trials from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

it’s a great day to remind yourself why you should hate bezos and amazon w a burning religious conviction

palantir should be viewed as the enemy of modern society

*Extremely Midwest voice* It'd actually be really nice out if it weren't for the wind

i love her

gay guys LOVE songs