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I just want to say thank you to all the breedable twinks that follow me. If I could get all of you pregnant and then skip out on child support and any parental responsibilities for 18 years until emailing our child “happy birthday” six months after they turn 18, I would.

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.

Anyway, the trick to looking big even when you’re feeling incredibly small is to find the tiniest lil beater you can possibly squeeze in to, pop a few of the threads while you’re putting it on, and then go hit arms.

Deigned to measure my arms again with a good pump… and oh boy we setting new personal records over here

Some of the lists yall are putting me on….

Has been incredibly difficult to eat enough on this bulk, accepting any rotisserie chickens you guys have to spare

How do I get paid just to keep getting bigger, that’s the question I keep asking.

Shoulder Day

Chest Day

A guy in the gym right now is wearing SUCH a good cologne but I can’t even begin to describe it correctly. Masc sour skittles? Musky lavender and citron, maybe.

no joke Seattle: check your fucking ballots to make sure they were counted!! there are a Bunch of incomplete or invalid ballots in our age range right now, and it's a quick check to see if yours went through okay. it's not too late to fix it! info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...

Am I a Dorito yet, mom?

Really could use someone sucking on my tits rn tbh

Friendly reminder I’m also over on (and also slightly more political on) IG @intheshadowofyggdrasil

Rest day today (and DND) but here’s my “I woke up like this” post

Have been some kind of sick/congested for like a month with the up and down of the weather here recently. Having a hard time eating. Pray for me. Pray for my gains. 😂

Shoulder Day

Love trying to plan a wedding in the middle of Republicans systemically trying to strip every right they can from people.

Arms

Bluesky rn

New York CITTAAAAYYYY

Chest Day

Anyway, Seattlites, we voted for Katie Wilson and hope that if you haven’t returned your ballot yet—today is the last day!—that you will, too. Local elections may not have all the excitement of a national one, but they’re so, so important.

Oof I am SORE

Dick down!

Man buns per capita are reaching critical limits in Seattle, I fear

Back Day

Someone come grind on it while I run dnd

Goals 🥵🥵

All of my bluesky feed is gym, gay, or Zohran Mamdani. (Not complaining)

Just know that if we are mutuals and you’re posting tits or ass, I am looking so so so disrespectfully. But I’m keeping it to myself, mostly.

Lighting hitting my upper chest JUST RIGHT tho

Chest Day, anyone?

Clark Kent-style guy at my gym with some absolutely massive pecs. A lil taste would fix me 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Weapons was good. Maybe I wanted one more element or scene in there but a movie leaving you wanting a lil more is better than giving you too much

Shoulder Day why not

Leg Day

Meh arm day. Still did the work.

In these dark times, we’ve all got to be barebacking our friends more.

Back Day

Chest Day

Rest day while I’m still trying to get over this junk in my lungs, so enjoy the back pics again

Waking up like

Watching Pumping Iron (again) tonight and wow Paul Grant really stuck out to me. Incredible shape.

Shoulders

Government used to be normal. Like, I went to school for polisci. I cannot believe we are where we are. It’s shameful.

One thing about bulking is I will absolutely be jacking off three times a day again. 🫠🫠🫠

It’s arms