i asked this of my canadian followers yesterday, and i’ll ask again today. can you please sign this petition? it is a petition through the house of commons, not a third party, and the more eyes (and signatures) they have on it, the better.

The emperor was sitting in his bed when the assassin came in through the window. "Welcome, old friend." "Wait," the assassin wheezed. The emperor waited for him to catch his breath. "I'm too old for this," the assassin said at last. 1/3 #ShortStory

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

Mr. Beast should take up boxing.

Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers Me:

The real breakthrough of the year isn’t AI. It’s the explosive growth of renewable energy.

I'm just waiting for this guy to get sacked.

I’m convinced that this map is reflecting reality perfectly.

The University of Arkansas spent $36,000 on balloons last year. After seeing what they got, we think it was worth every penny. In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG. www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...

Nancy Pelosi moved heaven and earth to get Henry Cuellar installed and keep Jessica Cisneros out. He was one of the three (D) defectors here. Everyone who ever stuck up for either of them is a dog's dick with a separate, smaller dog's dick for a brain

dan boi-oi-oi-oingggg

as the hosts hint that they would like to be invited to watch the movie at the white house, one asks "is there a movie theater in the white house?" no, dumbass, there is not. It was in the east wing.

APP: Please update this free app UPDATED APP: Please pay to keep using this app

Forget all this. The President has no fucking authority to declare war on anyone. International law is great. It's important. But this shit is illegal as a matter of AMERICAN law

Your feet are the foundation of your entire body, they control how you move through the world, and their health translates upwards to everything above - ankles, knees, hips, and spine, affecting your balance and posture. I've taken this for granted until recently.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

youtu.be/AkE6w2CRxaw?... I'm quite certain i'd have predicted yes at this point.

As someone who's been a chatroom moderator, I actually a related, but noncentered issue here. It's a serious problem when a moderation team imposes situations on the denizens over their express wishes. You lose trust between the moderation team, and in this case it outright kills the community.

“.. The US economy is in a hiring recession. Almost no jobs have been added since April. “Wage gains are slowing. “710,000 more people are unemployed now versus November 2024.” @byheatherlong.bsky.social

not the 1980s, just Queens NY in 2025 on film

Surprise, we preserved Sega Channel Like all of Sega Channel

Postal birds! 🐦✉️

We all know people who tried the damndest to get sober, who managed for a while, who relapsed, even though the cost was unimaginable. We can't judge, and we can't condemn. We can only express the deepest sympathy for those who struggle, and for those who fail, and for all those who pay the price.

Scrolling through the comments on that truth social post

@akivamcohen.bsky.social It's a shit day, but I hope you manage to find some light in it anyway. Happy Hanukah.

One pundit said something about another pundit, so now we must talk about the pundits. Here are some geese feet I saw today.

Big Fruit is responsible for toilet clog-ism.

✅ @handle.invalid has been verified by @bsky.app.

100 years old today.

As we wait for the @fallout.bethesdastudios.com season 2 premiere December 17th, I share another song I sang as Magnolia in Fallout 4: “I’m the One You’re Looking For.” John Jarvis and Kerry Marx were my brilliant songwriting partners, and this track is deceptively simple…

Online age verification isn't the same as a quick ID flash: it's surveillance. These systems collect your data and undermine your ability to anonymously access and discuss sensitive topics online. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

🚨 URGENT!!!!!! Congress is trying to ram through 18 massive censorship/surveillance laws TODAY 🚨 CALL THESE REPS NOW and tell them —NO to KOSA —NO to Section 230 reform —NO to age verification laws —NO to the SCREEN Act —NO to digital ID laws (App Store Accountability Act) badinternetbills.com

NYC MTA just announced it’s banning alcohol on all trains and platforms because it’s about to be SantaCon LOL 🫠

so after being bedridden for 16months due to a hernia, I've finally got my surgery! now I'm bedridden for recovery, which is at least a great improvement. I'm still broke though, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much! ko-fi.com/fooneturing

brilliant youtu.be/HNEsiI9yBGM?...

Whoa, there is a Chumba Wumba tree en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroca...

Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported? Noem: We have not deported military veterans. Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.

“CBS Newsmax” has a nice ring to it we’re going with that from now on to describe the Bari Weiss era

Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups. This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

i've been whammed

PocketMage PDA is a clamshell handheld with an E Ink display, thumb keyboard, and clamshell design #Diy, #Esp32, #OpenHardware, #Pda, #PocketmagePda

Lander going after Rep Dan Goldman in NY-10 *BRAD LANDER TO LAUNCH HOUSE BID AS SOON AS WEDNESDAY: POLITICO

Signed, "Yours, turning up the bunsen burner flame under the stoppered test tube full of my regards"