This new Zenless beta is actually insane I am going to lose my shit you're gonna hear about me on the news omg omg OH MY GOD

Finally, level 90 Dehya

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

"who radicalized you" Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.

Another amazing cloverpit run, and I finally unlocked all drawers

Got the gremlins

I'm not a new yorker, but congrats to all who are

on cohost we called this "poster's delight"

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

Zohran has ended his victory speech by summoning and entrapping the spirit of Andrew Cuomo in a Greater Soul Gem. The translucent former governor's mouth hangs open in a pained howl as he writhes within the jewel, but makes no sound.

Had to share this from twitter just because

Worked the polls today and I'm absolutely pooped. At least I get a free $150 or so

always remember: no nut november is the online nazi chastity month, locktober is the real chastity month.

we put together a megathread of onion articles on one of americas favorite now dead war criminals, some real gems in here

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

Looking through old issues of the Black Panther Party newspaper, found an all-time classic headline.

New dehya build is going well. This is my project for the week

I GOT HIM

RAYMOND IS HERE WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

ICE has apparently been spotted in my city and has already started kidnapping people, I hope everyone can stay safe. Fuck ICE Fuck MAGA Fuck nazis

lucia gotten pog

interior design where you're just randomly pressing buttons for yellow gold, white marble, and crystal chandelier to remind everyone you're very rich

Barely any kids or families this Halloween. I do like eating candy, but I didn't need this much extra

Current thoughts on the acnh update after calming down a bit

I apparently missed the release of the new katamari game 😭

AND FULLY CUSTOMIZABLE DREAM ISLANDS

ACNH IS GETTING A HOTEL??????

Best game so far

Cloverpit is my new crack holy shit

fuck gavin newsom

Proud of the Python Software Foundation for doing the right thing and standing up for their people, even when it’s hard. Especially when it’s hard.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

Read this if you're wondering how Code of Conduct teams go wrong. It's hard, and not a job/team to be taken lightly. This is an A+ explanation everyone should read and boost. infosec.exchange/@david_chisn...

my first thought every time someone calls this website dead or says that the algorithm is bad

I have learned that Luna has joined the Freedesktop Discord. People expressed feeling unsafe, but the admin shut down discussion immediately. Luna has been sharing screenshots where an unknown FDo CoC team member discusses banning me with her, and states that they have "a plan" [to deal with me].

Definitely around 8 or so, 7 on a good day

Without any irony watching all broadcasting and internet traffic become funneled through 5 Billionaires and 3 Corporations: "China has shut down all its news in favor of those in power"

There’s a non-zero amount of individuals inside the Democratic Party at this present moment saying “what we need are Nazis but for Democracy”

Got the water lady

(🔞) >wake up extremely horny >try to satisfy it for nearly an hour >body refuses to finish >still extremely horny >god I hate being hypersexual >mfw

AWS (Antifa Web Services) doing the #NoPings protest today

Oh they’re really protecting the pedophiles this is bad

Nook Inc. Reviewing Blathers Museum Exhibits to Ensure They Align with Tom Nook’s Vision of Island History hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

i like no kings cuz it makes a bunch of different types of annoying people mad

This will be Momo 10 years after osu completion

It's pretty ridiculous that we're legally not allowed to crack Asmongold over the head on sight. That should be a key part of the next election.

calling the most normie lib protest against trump a “hate rally against america” and calling participants “antifa, marxists, etc” will not work as intended at all lol