He still wouldn’t win one🤪

How about “Quid Pro Bros.”

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

Okay, who did this? 😂

Watching splashdown at a local Mexican restaurant. Congratulations, Artemis crew and NASA!

This is the actual ad that came up this morning after viewing the POSOTUS' post.

Tomorrow. April Fool’s is cancelled Because quite frankly, we’ve had enough of fucking fools.

Every day we stray further away from God’s light.

They canceled his citizenship interview and he drove in the winning run to beat the US. Eugenio Suarez is a gem.

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This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Turns out penguins do have knees. They're just not where you think they ought to be. (Can you tell I'm trying to distract you from our collective sense of impending doom by putting out the most random content imaginable?!)

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/

Damn you to hell, @nytimes.com!

I still can't get rid of these annoying Copilot ads!

I guess I can't find out when my package is arriving...

I keep getting these annoying ads when I play Wordle, how do I get rid of them?

I keep getting these annoying ads when I play Wordle, how do I get rid of them?

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.

☠️😭

"nearly half..." ??? it's an open book test. www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

Updating my LEGO White House

Sharing this 102 year old WW2 Vet who is fighting fascism a second time.

The world joined us and said, “No Kings.”

Stephen Miller looks like the villain in a movie about tax audits.

Coming this Christmas - the Stephen Miller Baby Doll that cries when it sees diversity and screams when it detects empathy.

The GOP health care for immigrants lie is an old one. Here’s me six years ago:

As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway

Live webcam of #WarRavagedPortland www.camscape.com/webcam/pione...

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my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

actual lmao

Witch King is on sale right now in ebook for 2.99US across various ebook retailers (I don't know if this applies to other countries.) bookshop.org/p/books/witc...

Just 24 arrests. The Metropolitan Police have said they will make "further arrests in the coming days and weeks" following Far Right violence at the “Unite the Kingdom” march. Last weekend the Met arrested 890 people for holding cardboard placards and peacefully protesting against genocide.

You do not in fact have to praise the guy who said homeless people should be murdered with lethal injections and then apologized four days later to save his job. Let's get a grip here.

Fatality.

Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.

Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

8/15/2025- The Alaska Summit www.timesfreepress.com/news/2025/au...

Think about all the tech bros who caved immediately

Ok this is my laugh for the night.

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