Melania must have been given a raise, she’s with him a lot lately 😳

Has Tylenol filed suit yet?

We’re going outside to pee so we can go to bed ( well Gus will Pee I’ll just watch) goodnight 😴love you guys so much!!!!!!!!!

we should start saying “thank you for your service” to people who are clearly not in the military but are actually doing something important like waiters, nurses, cleaning staff, that guy at mcdonalds operating the ice machine

Yes. This.

4week old baby swimming between mama and his older sister today in the San Juan’s ❤️

I won’t be able to watch Jimmy Kimmel tonight because Sinclair owns our local station 🤬 you guys will have to tell me what he says

What the hell is wrong with Trump! Did you hear his speech at the UN?

I’m so sick of all the asinine crap Coming from our White House

Sunset on the water with Mt. Baker in the background 😍😍

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

My puff pastry wasn’t good🫩 Butter all over the tray and the texture is gummy. I’ll be stocking up on frozen store bought! I don’t have time for this crap 😂😂❤️

Can I watch dancing with the stars tonight now?

Jimmy should have told CBS to kiss his butt!!

👏👏👏👏👏👏 jimmy’s coming back ! We did it !!

Turns out it’s harder to grate frozen butter than I thought 🤪

I’m going to try homemade puff pastry today😳 any tips?

Well now that the memorial service is over, maybe we can get back to more important matters. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

This looks like a good buy 🤔 but I don’t know Willy?😂

I talked to my neighbor the other day and was surprised they voted for Trump😳 they seem normal😂 they are so sorry now, only wanted the prices to go down and immigration . He fooled them good😢😢😢😢😢💙

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Did Trump really come out to fireworks at the Kirk memorial? 🤬🤬 what an arrogant ass!!!💙💙

MPEACH THE PEDOPHILE! IMPEACH THE Draft Dodger! IMPEACH THE Rapist! IMPEACH THE Racist! IMPEACH THE Child Molester! IMPEACH THE Thief! IMPEACH THE KKKommunist Whore! IMPEACH THE KKKriminal! IMPEACH THE Pervert! IMPEACH THE Shit Stain! IMPEACH 34 time felon traitor!

😔😔😔😔

We won’t. Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein,

Can anyone explain to me why some black people support Trump? I’m not meaning to be disrespectful but I would like to understand 😢💙

How’s this for a toy in my haunted mansion child’s play room?

My back hurts so much this morning there is no way I can vacuum or make the bed 😢 but I can make some delicious cream cheese danish 🤪

What happened to separation of church and state ? Is that gone too? This clown should be excommunicated

So .. who’s watching Charlie Kirk’s memorial today? … hello.. anyone? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I’ll be busy picking up dog poop in the yard. ( smells better)

Trump is talking

Says one lier to another!

Donald Trump was born a female. A black Jewish female. Prove that wrong! Candice

That bitch is the middle is the wife of our secretary of transportation Sean Duffy, met on a reality show, the real world . Both republican nominees morons,

After he stuck his head in the fryer one too many times! Oh shite! I’m cracking up at my own joke!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They say Biden’s staff thinks Kamala didn’t do enough to win? What more could they woman have done in the short time they gave her to do it?? I think she worked her butt off and should be our president today. Can you imagine what you could be doing today if she were president ? Makes me cry 😢