8647. NOW!!!

Watching Trump get challenged and subsequent meltdown on Meet the Press was heartwarming.

Brooklyn Dad Defiant on Twitter this morning: "I'm telling you right now, if trump doesn't find some common sense and stay the f*ck away from the Garden for Game 3, New York Knicks fans will boo so loudly, you will hear it from space. New York will NEVER forgive him if he jinxes the Knicks."

Knicks fans waited 52 years for another championship. Trump waited 52 minutes before finding a way to make it about himself. Thousands of New Yorkers will deal with chaotic traffic, road closures, and a security circus so America’s most attention-starved politician can enjoy another photo op.

We stand with Albania! 🇦🇱 #SheShed

Scott Pelley gave an impassioned speech a year ago that’s worth watching today. Kudos to him and other 60 Minutes correspondents and staff for defending the media and our democracy.

Our president is a Rapist. #epsteinfiles #epstein #trumpepstein

Dear #Iran 🇮🇷 … out of curiosity, wondering if you were invited to the 80th birthday bash of the Pedophile of the United States? Gonna be a big deal to appease a senile old fool at the expense of American taxpayers! Thought maybe he might’ve asked you to host the drone show to light his cake?

The Strait of Hormuz, which Iran owns thanks to Trump, is 270 times as long as the reflecting pool.

Tell Congress: Impeach Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts

I'm posting this video every day so we NEVER forget what insurrectionist Donald Trump did on J6 Instead of accepting defeat and honoring the peaceful transfer of power, Trump unleashed a deadly mob on the U.S. Capitol in a last-ditch attempt to stay in power THIS is what an insurrection looks like

This MOFO and his entire criminal enterprise that USED TO be referred to as the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT is robbing Americans blind, raping and pillaging America’s coffers for their own personal use. Remove this f*cker… NOW! #8647 apple.news/A5lthNgDjTY-...

Upon being fired by CBS, 60 Minutes anchor Scott Pelley reveals that Bari Weiss is an incompetent liar who kowtows to Trump So, in sum Nothing we didn't already know

Can we, the people, file a class action lawsuit against the President and the GOP Congress? For not doing their job! I bet we can. Anybody know a good lawyer? #FuckTrump

Trump is so unaware of what is happening in his Congress that he just endorsed Tom Kean Jr; you know, the guy who hasn't been seen since March. In Trump's endorsement he says Keen will 'never let you down.' He's already missed over 100 votes in Congress.

Fuck @cbsnews.com

Because we all know this criminal enterprise will do JUST THE OPPOSITE the second America blinks.

I’m not sure why, but I don’t trust Todd Blanche’s word that the criminal slush fund is dead. Let’s still get some legislation. Let’s make Republicans vote on that. Then see if Trump vetoes it.

The Pedophile protectors on #SCOTUS also need to be arrested and executed for treason. apple.news/AQxm1yLORSXi...

There ARE no sane republicans who did this. Only GREDDY RAPEPUBLICANS who were more concerned with self preservation than the country they swore to protect.

Been on a total rage this evening at this regime and its conspirators. If I have offended anyone other than the worthless, Federal motherfuckers who DESERVE to be trashed by America and history forever (and YES, that includes EVERY MAGA and RAPEPUBLICAN who supports these pedophiles), I apologize.

But bully all means, you stupid Wall Street ignorants… keep believing a deal is imminent. So fucking stupid. 🙄 apple.news/AJ4Ss9Z6MSBC...

Fact.

Ken Paxton could be in big trouble, seems like a lot of Texans have had enough!!!

Get out and vote today in California, Iowa, New Jersey, New Mexico, Montana, and South Dakota! 🗳️

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So is hanging for treason. #justSayin And here’s a question: are Rapepublicans who are intentionally turning a blind eye and putting their careers ahead of country ALSO guilty of treason? 🤔🤔🤔

The Blade nails it!!

Once a con man, always a con man. www.npr.org/2026/06/02/n...

The dumbest regime in American History with ZERO INTELLIGENCE wants the right to sensor ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE models… You can’t make this shit up… apple.news/Ac4cDOn8USFW...

I’m so sick of this career criminal.

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And based on THIS, James Comey’s charges should be dismissed IMMEDIATELY.

Didn’t think about this at first… but he’s spot on. We all know ”the man” (and I use the term loosely). He truly believes that settlement is HIS. If he can’t share it with the people he wants to pay in advance for the next insurrection, he’ll line his pockets with it.

Fuhrer Fuchnozzle just HATES it when he realizes he could actually be convicted of outright corruption… apple.news/Aokcw0JJnTm6...

Man oh man, these MAGA motherfuckers, they’ll do anything to get rich quick while trying to suppress freedom of speech. Pathetic anti-American fuckstains. apple.news/AcIwB6ZXoQsO...

Join the rest of the free world, Iran! Even true American patriots (no, not the MAGA pussies) don’t trust this administration. #fuckTheFeds apple.news/AuPS7E4EuSH6...

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Former US Marine and Gulf conflict veteran Kenneth O'Keefe visited the graves of children lost in the February 28 incident in Minab, Iran, that hit Shajareh Tayyebeh Elementary School. Around 120 children were among those who passed away.

The Justice Department tried to erase the history of Jan 6. We restored if. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...

Governing (whining) by ‘truth’ still. What a sad pathetic orange blob. No, your name is not going on everything, n Obama said that you will never step foot in the Obama Presidential Center (nor will your name ever be on it) either. No one likes you. Take a gd hint n go cry some more, loser…

If you work for ANY company that has enabled this nation’s fashy federal fuckers to infiltrate it, it’s more important than ever that you unionize to protect yourselves from the criminal shit that will inevitably go down.

Everything he touches turns to … DEHYDRATED PEE??! 😂🤣😂🤣 apple.news/AP2EximNbTfC...

Celebrating this nation’s 250th birthday, while under control of a hostile authoritarian anti-American group of incompetent criminals and pedophiles amounts to the same thing as going to your son or daughter’s funeral and dancing on their casket. I’ll celebrate by finding a #NoKings rally, thanks.

FUCK #ICE !!!! FUCK ICE IN MASSACHUSETTS !! FUCK EVERY WORTHLESS, PILE OF SHIT INDIVIDUAL WHO WORKS FOR THIS ORGANIZATION. EVERY DAMN ONE!!! ZERO EXCEPTIONS.

BREAKING: A Russian attack drone has struck a residential building in Galați, Romania, according to reports from the scene. Romania is a NATO member state. Initial reports indicate multiple people were injured.

So sorry, #Knicks fans… Looks like “the Trump effect” has already begun… #HeKillsEverythingHePissesOn #HeKillsEverythingHeTouches apple.news/A6-6kbhoAT6W...

TACO is in FULL PANIC MELTDOWN mode… he’ll bribe them with just about ANYTHING to be able to lie to the American public that he ended a war HE started… and that it was a better deal than Obama’s… What a worthless, incompetent POS he is… Seriously!

Seven of Nine have already cancelled. BWAHAHA!