Is anyone taking bets on whether Trump ambushes King Charles like he did Zelensky? I’m thinking he’ll at least attack Keirs Starmer right to Charles’ face.

Tonight’s correspondents dinner should be candy for late night tv hosts.

Has Trumps Adderall and coke supply run out? He seems to sleep on the job non stop. If they’re keeping him artificially up it’s failing and it’s going to kill him. Maybe that bottle of champagne will get popped sooner than I thought?

So, minutes before Trump says the strait is open, a huge series of stocks get traded. It happens every time. Trump leaks what he’s going to say and people in the Whitehouse message certain people to move stock. How odd!!

The world sees him as a plague on all of us.

Too bad Kash Patel got fired tomorrow.

Can we expect to see J. Edgar Boozer in the Stanley Cup winners dressing room?

Aside from posting crap has the orange turd been seen in public?

Did J. Edgar Boozer show up for work today?

I had to look twice to find the women.

It’s should come as no surprise when Warsh gets confirmed the interest rate will come down. Bondi ignoring a subpoena and ignoring contempt charges is no surprise. Todd Blanche closing the Epstein files, no surprise. Maxwell getting a pardon will not be a surprise.

I don’t drink! Prove it.

Trump referred to himself as brilliant. I just about nosed my coffee. That’s some funny s**t!

All that’s going on sure has moved those pesky Epstein files out of the news. Hey Blanche!! What’s the hold up?

For the win.

🇨🇦🇺🇸 Howard Buttlick is mad Canada doesn’t stock US liquor. Unlike Trump constantly insulting us Canada quietly, without a big movement, simply boycotts US goods and travel to the US, till Trumps gone. We all did it on our own. We all look for where it’s made. If it says US we put it back.🇨🇦🇺🇸

For those keeping track, if that’s even possible!! Trump extended his own ceasefire on his side. Iran doesn’t give a shit what Trump says or does.

Congrats Virginia!!

True to his name, TACO racks up another loss. Donny “Two Weeks” extended the ceasefire. The man child is now focused on Cuba. In the real world he would suffer a major coronary any minute.

I love that Iran said what everyone should have said years ago. Quit trying to communicate via social.

No Republican is able to answer any direct question. They answer with “what about”? Thats not an answer.

So, Trump went into Iran, messed everything up, grew disinterested with it and essentially left it in Hegseth’s drunk hands and is now going after Cuba. This is after, Venezuela, Greenland, and Canada. Really?

The litmus test for everyone should be, can they say “Trump lost” anything?. If they can’t there’s a fealty to Trump and their eagerness to become a clapping seal behind him.

Bannon is right. Trump will get impeached again if democrats win. What he fails to mention is, he should be impeached.

What Trump can’t comprehend is, when the sun shines solar panels augment energy, when it’s windy, wind turbines augment energy. What he does understand is, he gets a lot of phone calls from his oil company buddies angry at the mention of solar and wind power.

Warsh refused to say Trump lost the 2020 election. That is telling. Trump demands that no one in his grip ever says he lost anything, nor says Joe Biden beat him. He’s a sock puppet.

All the humanitarian crises in the world, strife in Gaza, Putin’s war with Ukraine in its fifth year, Venezuela, and threatening to take Greenland by force. Trump had to start another war!! That alone should get him committed. Along with his failures at running the country and corruption.

No one can watch the footage of Kash Patel in the USA hockey team dressing room and not think he’s a frat boy binge drinker. All that’s missing is the hose into his mouth from a keg.

The Trump liquor cabinet.

Kash Patel filed a defamation law suit?! Binge drinker says what? Another one of Trumps liquor cabinet bites the dust.

So, essentially Trump sent JD on a plane ride. Iran isn’t attending. They’re currently busy planning revenge for seizing their ship.

How bad is it that Trump says the negotiations are resuming Monday and Iran says they’re not and I believe Iran over Trump!! How bad is that!

Trump is shrewd. He ripped up the Obama no nukes deal. Since Trump started the war Iran now insists it is entitled to have enriched uranium. And closed the otherwise open Strait of Hormuz. Brilliant Donald, brilliant. Trump, what a pud.

The must see TV of the decade will be Trump reading passages from the bible. This will be epic. Pope Leo will enjoy it.

The stock market’s main effect on regular people is consumer confidence. When it fluctuates wildly people are frightened by “what if?” Buddies of Trump do trades en masse 20 minutes ahead of things he does that have impact on supply shortages. #Crookedcult.

Patel appears on TV to prove he’s not drunk. Okay. I’m in a dilemma. Inversely they should get Trump off TV as he’s proving he’s insane. But, I also encourage him to keep talking to prove how bad he is.

Why is it only normal people see how fucked up Trump is? Seriously. Most of the world thinks he’s insane.

To be in Trumps cabinet I’m guessing the only way to get through the day is drinking straight scotch or pop huge amounts of Xanax. I can truly sympathize with that.

Trump has destabilized the globe. That is a fact. He started a baseless war. That is a fact. He had no plan for this war. That is obvious. Yet despite terrible prices on everything, people do his bidding and follow him. Cult.

Trump, Iran closed the strait again which will cause turmoil on Wall Street, Brent crude oil prices will go back over $100 a barrel and your oligarch buddies are going to lose money. You might want to stay away from windows.

Trumps a tough negotiator. After 45 days and a cost of over 45 billion, he walked away with less than what you had and claims victory and he ended a war. Shrewd Donald, shrewd.

Hegseth looks like he’s wearing his high school grad suit.

I’m still laughing that Hegseth recited Pulp Fiction as gospel. 🤣 could have been worse I guess? He could have recited the lyrics to Losing my Region by REM.

Karo-Lyin Leavitt. “The president has been very clear on this.” Me: no he hasn’t. Leavitt “I think what the president meant to say” Me: no. He meant what he said and now you’re sane washing it.

Also, once the democrats are in control they will have to build bulwark's so this can never happen again. Call it the Trump amendment wherein NOTHING can be done without congress approval.

🇨🇦🇺🇸There is hope for the USA and its relationships with the world. It will only happen with 2 terms or more of democrats to reset an anxious world. Then it's up to the USA to prosecute Trump and his sycophants to the grave. Emphasis grave.🇨🇦🇺🇸

There will still be a hole in the ground next to the Whitehouse when Trump leaves office, hopefully soon, perhaps aided by paramedics. Trumps Golden Arches will come down if they are ever erected. His name will come off everything and the Gulf of Mexico will get it's name back.

With Trumps spat with Pope Leo he's found the epitome of the one guy that he can't muscle around. Trump has a pittance of a following with MAGA compared to Leo's 1.4 billion devout Catholics. Leo will continue to punch back without fear.

I see Trump is claiming to have ended 10 wars. Could he name them? And, if he's including Iran it's the same as an arsonist putting out his own fire. He started the war, killed people and got the Hormuz Strait closed and it cost the American taxpayers billions of dollars. And its not over yet.

I'm back. Is everything working? Or is it like Trump? Golfing and going to UFC in Vegas.