If Elon wasn't already in Epstein's books his name would materialize there retroactively like Back to the Future

Moebius

It's quite lovely.

I've been laying in bed eating snicker doodles and watching documentaries all morning

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

I've recently discovered that a 7/16 wrench makes the perfect bookmark

Working and unhappy about it

Art by Emanuele Taglietti 💀🎄

I could really use eight maids a milking or however that song goes

You will be haunted by three spirits...

I saw mommy blinded by consumerism

Art by Joyce Lee

the tension between the need to open the wound to keep it clean and the drive to make it dirty and to pretend it's closed

All I want for Christmas is to live deliciously

Four Tops implies the existence of Four Bottoms

no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking Zoltar

Bill Mayer

Normie: what's wrong bro Me: this song is holding me together Normie: which song? Me: all of them

I don't if it was the black mold in my crawlspace or a divine revelation but a little birdie told me balance demands blood

hate it when the green lion devours the sun

What Christmas gift should I get for that special someone in my life? ( The black mold in my crawlspace)

Osmar Schindler: Germanic warrior with helmet (1902) #art #man #male

it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams

Writing is like gasping for air.

Real hoes don’t use AI

Arkadiusz Danovski

What's the matter babe? You've barely touched the consequences of your own actions.

if u have a crush on me u have to tell me or ill kill msyelf in front of u

who cares if I’m toxic and irredeemable and told u I was gonna kill myself if u leave me that was just a joke silly

I get labels on art with slight cleavage but if you go to the discover tab you will occasionally see dudes just straight up showing off their dicks and twice I've seen weirdos in diapers like wtf

They didn't they wrap me in ribbons and leave me in the woods as a gift to the fairies and gnomes?

👈🏻Top 1% of listeners to the low hum of The Eternal Monument

Your honor it's called the fog of war if you have snorted three and a half grams of Colombian booger sugar and eaten four Xanax bars and to be specific I mean the green ones that reeallllyy fuck you up you'd completely understand

Ozzy and I have one day of separation between our birthdays no wonder I feel such a deep connection with him. I hope to see you on the other side my friend

I hope district 7 in Tennessee doesn't vote for that evil fuckin shitheel