Logging On

logging in

I deserve more sleep and pampering but they gave me another boulder and banished me to the hill again

The proper work / life balance is no work and 100% life.

Coworker: All rested and rejuvenated from the weekend? Me:

see I wasn't made for any of this shit either but here we are still

You'd think we would know all about this guy's entire existence from the news by now...... Kinda odd.

I have seen nothing on here about the dude killed at maralago

Some say life is a simulation but I say life is a stage and we are but the many players or some shit like that

The old world is dying. Good it fuckin sucks. The new world is being born. Holy shit someone get me a drill and a metal coat hanger

tfw you need to be nourished and replenished

Orphné Achéron

Hey do you mind if I imagine your hands desperately sliding around my body, your hot breath on my neck, and your involuntary moans in my ear??

i am disgustingly self aware there's nothing you can tell me that i haven't spent weeks reflecting on

that quote that I can’t find in my archive about meeting someone and knowing immediately that, if it is a thing, your souls already met and that you belong as friends, lovers or a secret third thing that only souls that connect and have met before know

perhaps not physically, but spiritually, i am wearing the hannibal lecter restraint mask

ai commercials. weight loss drug commercials. sports betting commercials. shut the fuck up.

They want me for my solemn yet tender acts of service and aura of barely-leashed violent intent

[ Jerk off motion ]

Cannot wait to see Puscifer in two months and also I'm getting some new ink next weekend and did you guys hear about the aliens that super crazy whoa

You need to arm yourself

This is what they took from you

it’s friday yall

in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.

The people calling you an extremist are raping children

An unprecedented ethical morass you say ?!?

OMG

Trying not to murder is a daily fuckin battle

They're building detention centers for us.

New vegan protein shake just dropped

Bob Pepper

I know it is a privilege to feel things deeply, but what the fuck.

I actually fuckin hate the phrase gaslighting everyone is using it... Like da fuck

Gaslight yourself like an automatic reflex

good morning to my girls drowning in unspeakable yearning

Normal ain't nothing but a setting on the washing machine

The truth is that it gets much darker

Visualize yourself as the blank canvas and the paint. The brush and the amateur artist doing bumps of ketamine to escape reality.

I am both the highway and the deer left hit on the side of the road. I am the bloody bumper and the regretful driver. I am the vulture circling and the new dawn on the horizon.

[ The police beating and dragging me away from a succulent Chinese meal ] but guys chill out the Dow Jones is over fifty thousand like wtf

Changing shape, amen

Don't you dare go hollow