Simon William Cree
@piratesprogress.bsky.social
📤 2026
📥 890
📝 3558
You can't just attack me because I'm a beautiful woman. He/Him. 🏴
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Rob Zacny
about 9 hours ago
I want it on the record that I didn’t know
@josephcox.bsky.social
was being excluded and I was surprised when I showed up to the 404 Marathon podcast and he wasn’t there. I asked Emanuel, “hey didn’t Joe and Gault want to do this?” and he just said their takes bored him.
youtu.be/K4U4mWObX84?...
loading . . .
Is the Best Game of the Year a Failure?
YouTube video by 404 Media
https://youtu.be/K4U4mWObX84?is=adwYCveLeJ65xBor
5
93
4
The funniest thing that could have happened.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 9 hours ago
0
0
0
Finished Tip Toe tonight. I think my generous interpretation is that this clearly isn't for queer people, it's for what Russell identifies as the imagined straight person watching it and that's where its problems stem from.
about 11 hours ago
1
3
0
Everyone else on Team Avatar looks like they're in their 20s now, and Aang still looks like a big bald baby.
about 11 hours ago
1
0
0
Is this the Burnham Bounce?
add a skeleton here at some point
about 16 hours ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Sinan Kose
about 17 hours ago
*whispers* George Galloway Clacton by-election candidate
1
28
2
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Mark Grimshaw
about 18 hours ago
Serious questions should be asked as to how the supposedly non-biased BBC can justify airing a broadcast completely operated by Reform UK themselves. Nigel Farage should not been given complete editorial control of what is being aired on our national public service broadcaster.
add a skeleton here at some point
7
260
95
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Allan Faulds
about 18 hours ago
Anyway I don't think it should be allowed to stand down then stand in the by-election. Banning it could be legally tricky but it's a silly, self-absorbed thing to allow to happen, and therefore we shouldn't.
3
31
3
The BBC journalists immediately started talking about that bullshit pub story in grave tones, saying "questions need to be asked of the Home Secretary." You broadcast him calling you a cunt on your own channel and you still act this credulous. Where is your dignity.
about 18 hours ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Sinan Kose
about 18 hours ago
I hate to play the hits, but whoever at the BBC decided this needed to be broadcast should be jailed. Because this is just propaganda on behalf of Reform that'll go unanswered.
12
602
131
John Swinney, it's time to stand your first English candidate.
about 18 hours ago
0
0
0
It's real stupid hours in England my friends, the most ridiculous of times.
about 18 hours ago
0
0
0
Men can't wear watches anymore, because of woke.
about 18 hours ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Tom Usher
about 18 hours ago
It's mental when you actually listen to Farage talk out loud, just an utterly foul, entitled sounding dickhead. And yet by far the most popular politician in the UK
24
297
47
If you genuinely believe 50 people attacked him in a village pub and it never made the news then I have magic beans to sell you.
about 18 hours ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Simon William Cree
AJ McKenna
about 18 hours ago
Only two flags Nigel? You French cunt.
0
12
2
"Making money is not a crime." Yes it is.
about 18 hours ago
1
2
0
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Gordo!
about 18 hours ago
thank you for your attention on this matter
add a skeleton here at some point
0
11
3
Imagine if he does resign and all it took was one (1) bad interview on the BBC and one (1) doorstepping by Sky News.
about 19 hours ago
0
4
1
You can just commit any crime you like, and as long as you wear a t-shirt that says, "I was very naughty" on it then you can run for every office in the land.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 19 hours ago
0
0
1
Imagine if Farage did resign though lol.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 19 hours ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Mallory Moore
1 day ago
Yeah make him cry like a baby. That's what the people need.
add a skeleton here at some point
1
87
11
reposted by
Simon William Cree
headfallsoff
1 day ago
BARRET: our cause is lost. shinra will bring the world to ruin. we fought for nothing TIFA: the one man i care about is lying about everything and also tried to kill me AERITH: i'm dead. mayyybe??? CLOUD: i love murder and potentially not existing RED XIII: been getting into queen's blood lately
9
782
140
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Allan Faulds
1 day ago
How is American politics managing to fit "President demands and receives favourable sporting outcome", "Senator may or may not be in a vegetative state and his wife has just flown abroad" and "Nazi tattoo Senate candidate is, indeed, completely vile and likely abuser" all in one period? Dire
1
40
14
You ever finish a book and it's so good you're bummed out afterwards.
1 day ago
0
1
1
You can't help but laugh. They completely lied about all the money OpenAI was going to invest. They just opened a Word document, typed in the biggest number they could think and called it a day.
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
2
1
0
The movies are dead, they've killed the movies.
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Podcasting is Praxis
2 days ago
"Fair play" for a minister to tell *schoolchildren* that today sucks but you have a lifetime of misery to look forward to
add a skeleton here at some point
3
78
17
"How do they penalise him for a game that hasn't been played yet" might be the greatest thing said about football ever.
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
0
0
0
Trump killing Fifa might be the funniest thing he's ever done.
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Courtney Love is a Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Fast and 2 Furiosa
2 days ago
we must do everything we can to protect against this dark timeline
add a skeleton here at some point
4
240
44
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Micky D
2 days ago
10
665
102
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Sarah Clarke
2 days ago
Kids are constantly bombarded with propaganda these days that any missed school days are a disaster but also our education system thinks nothing of doling out exclusions to marginalised kids over trivial shit. Curious.
add a skeleton here at some point
6
125
24
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Podcasting is Praxis
2 days ago
FIFA? Bad? How could we ever have known! Surely there's no preced... oh ahhh I see
0
15
2
YouTuber boxing with more scruples than FIFA.
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Musa Okwonga
2 days ago
I can't believe I have to say this but the point is not "corrupt World Cups are not new". It's that this specific World Cup has been a succession of "f**k yous" to various parts of the global football community, and this is the latest one. And I doubt it will be the last.
add a skeleton here at some point
21
744
195
You ever go see My Chemical Romance and vegetate on the couch all of the next day, and it's exactly the weekend you needed.
2 days ago
0
1
0
The English are not a humourous people.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Steven Perkins
3 days ago
“Women aren’t being listened to” - sorry, perhaps I’m the idiot here but what specifically about womanhood makes you an expert in the effects of puberty blockers
add a skeleton here at some point
8
530
58
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Chris Lau Manson 阿劉
4 days ago
Fuck the fash. They're cowards who have waited until they got permission to behave like the bigoted little shits that they are inside. We will outlast them. We always do.
add a skeleton here at some point
0
18
5
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Mr.Snrub
4 days ago
Stephen Pollard when he logs onto Bluesky
add a skeleton here at some point
1
42
9
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Malcolm Wilson
4 days ago
Once again, it’s the pensioners with their pro-Palestinian placards who are the terrorists…
add a skeleton here at some point
0
8
4
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Red tickseed
4 days ago
👀
add a skeleton here at some point
1
50
14
Slowly making my way through Tip Toe, and to be honest I think what's putting me off the most is Russell stylistically treating this show as if it's Doctor Who.
4 days ago
1
1
0
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Gef the Toking Mongoose
4 days ago
I love this little fucker
22
633
96
reposted by
Simon William Cree
BeijingPalmer
5 days ago
A lot of people want to be congratulated for their bravery in having hateful beliefs and also resent facing any consequences from having them
add a skeleton here at some point
8
499
79
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Allan Faulds
4 days ago
Sorry, not to big balls "I'm enough of a Scottish elections expert they even sometimes put me on the telly to talk about them": there is precisely zero indication that being, supposedly, big horrible intolerant meanies to pure, innocent Kate Forbes has actually done the SNP any harm.
add a skeleton here at some point
2
30
5
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Jess O'Thomson
4 days ago
Over 6000 signatories in just a few hours. I am hoping we could make a massive statement with this. This is the kind of thing you need to get your mum to sign 👇
add a skeleton here at some point
2
188
90
Keir Starmer rushing to u-turn on his, "no one has fun during the World Cup" stance, only to now have to change it back to what it was before, the one noble thing Fifa has done in its existence.
4 days ago
2
0
0
reposted by
Simon William Cree
Ranged Touch
5 days ago
SHELVED BY GENRE has begun THE RETURN OF THE KING, so come get Bilbofied with us:
rangedtouch.com/2026/07/03/t...
loading . . .
6
209
69
Load more
feeds!
log in