These birds almost went extinct before badminton switched to artificial shuttlecocks.

Me, to myself, eating a flatfish: “What’s a Plaice like this doing in a guy like me?”

David Copperfield is the name of an illusionist And the title of a novel by Dickens

Grace Tame is a national treasure. She is fierce, not difficult.

It’s like the iceberg metaphor, except these guys are shitbergs. You can see they’re shit from a long way off, but you just won’t believe how shit. No really! Just massive shits, all the way down.

Yub Nub, She Wrote

No wonder they don't make them anymore.

5 authors by whom I’ve read at least 5 books: Ann Leckie Martha Wells John Scalzi John Birmingham Richard K Morgan

My only draft says “Bristol Stool Chart Bingo”.

Most of us don’t hate America. But we’ve all seen enough horror movies to know that you shouldn’t go into the basement, particularly after others have disappeared down there.

"Time Warriors" is back! And, oof, is it bringing up A LOT of feelings.

Some say a cat is best for us But they seem to find us preposterous Felines are fine But I've got spite on my mind My familiar is now an octopus

English villiages have wonderfully quirky names.

Seems a bit harsh….. I mean, we’ve all had love work out badly at one time or anothe, but come ON!!!

Aldi has a sale coming up on whiskey and everything you need to paint your house. So I have plans.

Basically “Button, button”, but instead of getting money, you just save money.

And because there should be no safe spaces for bigots.

Add a word, ruin a movie My Anaconda

4 cars. To get one guy. Call that Law Enfarcement.

This has tickled me immensely

Time to trot this banger out again. m.youtube.com/watch?v=6v_R...

Honestly, a Brit claiming Great Britain has been colonised by immigrants is amazing. The former British Empire says hi, dickhead.

Sinbad: 1. Sailor 2. Comedian 3. Most succinct version of the Bible

Post a banger that’s not in English. (Extra credit for not being in any language) www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-w...

I hope they keep the best drafts feature from the old place, which was randomly deleting all of them.

When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37

It’s amazing the Seahawks have made it all the way to the Super Bowl with a daywalker as their quarterback.

Two Whiskey distillers compete for market share and each other’s affections Peated Rivalry

The kids are alright.

A guide to craft jewellery called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Beads.

I was amazed at how hard it was to choose a shortlist but, in the end, there was a clear winner. 🎶The future teaches you to be alone The present to be afraid and cold🎶 If you tolerate this your children will be next - The Manic Street Preachers

A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.

The truth must be told. Also, if I remember my Ancient Greek, Helen’s brother’s name Polydeuces translates as “Many Shits”.

So Macquarie Bank’s new AI is named ‘Q’.

Must be a big fucking rocket.

Dogs are cool. Cats are cool. People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be. It’s just mathematics.

Had to look this up. Nature is metal as fuck. sfstandard.com/2026/01/27/c...

I found a new recipe for nachos #TNDTAHC

News just in: Canada declares war on the People’s Republic of Rory, then promptly apologises, and just decides to frown a bit.

Kansas politicians having a normal one, spending lots of time thinking about toilets and other people’s genitals.

I expect the “anti-immigration protesters” are too clueless to understand the irony, on this day of all days. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Early social media cat pic.

This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.

Quote post with a video game that transports you back to your childhood

This just in

Maybe they could just show him some of the Empire Strikes Back footage, and tell him it’s Greenland.

Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy? The second chip was almost fungal. Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.

This artist’s work is reminiscent of ‘Immersion (Piss Christ)’, by the American artist and photographer Andres Serrano.