In Super Mario 64 DS, giant characters normally cannot crawl. However, reading a sign pounded halfway into the ground forces the character into a crawling pose. When giant, this results in the character's giant posterior completely blocking the entire screen.

this feels too easy

The majority of the people on the planet are good. The majority of the people on the planet want to live and love and want the same for others. Not all. But Most. Never let the lies and cynicism of the really heinous people running things take away your love for all the good in the world.

Super Mario Galaxy Movie's Charlie Day says alleged UnitedHealth CEO Killer Luigi Mangione is his 2nd favorite Luigi

are we even hitting any military targets or are we just destroying infrastructure, hospitals, and schools? everything we do is so fucking evil

HELP MAKE A TRANS WOMAN'S ART INTO AN OFFICIAL LEGO SET Hi all! Lego has a program called Lego Ideas. You can submit a design, and if it gets 10k votes it will potentially be made into a real set. Our design is a sunrise tapestry inspired by the lesbian flag! beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...

It’s World Autism Acceptance Day! Like myself, Pearlie is autistic. She decides to provide you with a little bit of advice. Some people are touch-averse, and while I don’t 100% fit in that category, I hate surprise physical contact, as it startles me. Always ask before initiating physical contact!

I don't know about you, but it feels like AI proponents are getting off lightly with the level of scorn directed at them, all things considered. They've earned so much worse. Frankly, I'd like to see Sam Altman criminally liable for the deaths his chatbots caused. As a start.

make incompetence shameful again

our sink's completely clogged and we're gonna have to get maintenance out to fix it and im broke as hell and could actually use like 50 bucks today pls ♥️ RatPunkGirl on venmo and cashapp if you can help 🙏

I see so many of you sharing links from the NYT and the Atlantic. Every single time it's a little knife in my heart. It reminds me—several times a day—that allyship ends as soon as it's even a little bit inconvenient.

Today is still the best day to cancel your subscriptions and stop paying attention to the trans genocide-supporting bigots at the NYT and The Atlantic, and stop sharing their shitty stories

You don’t have to be “normal.” You only have to be yourself. One day, a world will arrive where no one is boxed by categories like LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that moment, I’ll keep sending this message into the universe: You are a beautiful, unique miracle.

capitalism must be destroyed if humanity is to survive.

Wet morning and the friends were out.

🌀 Anybody in Madison, WI looking for something to do tonight? Come hear us play jazz with Ladies Must Swing! 7pm at the Cafe Coda!

...who like the kinds of stuff I make. Thanks to the cruelty of metrics on BandCamp and Patreon, I know that most new listeners tap out after less than 15 seconds. The opening track of the new album is over 12 minutes long! I guess I'm asking for advice on how to find my people! 2/3

hello good morning howdy, I am teaching undergrads today for the first time in a long time and I hate that I have to start with the AI speech. Has to happen. I just hate it.

🌀 Fuck it

🌀 Omg can we hold our pee until our break? That's 9 minutes! Someone distract us!

🚨Urgent Appeal🚨 Only £60 left for Mahmoud’s air mattress… time is running out💔 Sham needs £100 for urgent treatment (virus, fever, diarrhea) My daughters need food Mother-in-law is battling cancer Every delay increases suffering🙏 Even £5 can help🤲 Please help us💔and share chuffed.org/project/omsh...

My house is in ruins&my two daughters are in heaven💔 Im left alone with Ibrahim in a tent that offers no protection from the cold Idont even have enough for a loaf of bread. The world has failed me,so please dont fail my only son🫂 Your donation is our last lifeline.🙏😭 tinyurl.com/baraaZ2 ✅️Molly Shah

Please help Sama'a!

Also, it is, ‘National Listen to Music by Your 17th Favorite Trans Emily Day’! 💗 (links to everywhere you can find my music in my bio)

Looking for help covering some extra costs for my bottom surgery this July! If you can give anything at all, it would make a huge difference for me! Please share if you can as well! #transcrowdfund #gofundme #mutualaid #helpsky www.gofundme.com/f/help-cryst...

Ok the next shirt design is EITHER going to be a lightning bug or bioluminescent deep sea creature. I have not decided which... But regardless its gonna be glow in the dark I'll tell you that much.

This is the only good April Fools post.

I’m so excited for this! I love Riley’s writing and it’s always inspiring.

Capitalism must die. There is no chance of human prosperity or longevity with it in place.

I just quit my manipulative and transphobic work environment, a place that I was so absolutely gaslit by that I delayed my transition for several years out of fear of loss of work. They were fighting to make me less visible. I will be seen and heard. If you want more writing, please support me

🦈 Rare picture of a shark stepping on a Lego. #MadeMeSmile 🤭

Only one person sent me anything for TDOV :') I thought y'all loved me $maplewoodetsy Or links in bio

ICE is still kidnapping people in NYC. Here's a call for rent support for families affected by an ICE abduction in Queens. Shared to me by a trusted friend. Please feel free to donate if you're moved and able.

oh look, I turned 39 tadaaaaaa what a trick anyways. send me treats ko-fi.com/das

Please help Sama'a!

🌀 Just found out our department is doing some 'restructuring' and we're being moved to a different team 😭 At least we get to trauma bond with the other people being moved with us

Saying "that's gore of my comfort character" whenever anyone lies about the Soviet Union

first spell (2025)

I don't want anything bad to happen to the astronauts, but I worry that we don't know how to do anything anymore and the president fired all of the scientists

It's now canon

I didn't do any TDOV Pizza Begging because it was my girlfriend's birthday and I didn't want her to get any cissexual pizza jealously. Could I have some udon now, though? I love u. #tdov #transpizza ko-fi.com/forcefemstal...

Our friend the Silent Valley Torrent Toad is a small toad also known as the Red Stream Toad and the Kerala Stream Toad! They are a species of toad in the small genus Blaira, Stream Toads unique to the Western Ghats of India! (photo by Hemant Kumar 360pixual)

(pats her own head) they can fit soooo many types of girl in this girl

A fundamental problem with Democrat 'allies' is that they will stop worrying about certain bad things happening when they are in power, and then retrospectively they'll interpret their own lack of concern as the problem being absent, and not their own absence of attention.

April fools prank: we all become communist The ruling class would be like wtf 😳

🌀 We were spotted