You'll never believe that this is something he's exactly pitched... Or you already did. It's real. Exists, etc.

This has been so good so far. We are feasting on the good chipped tunes tonight sisters

girl who is a dog

Had to do a double take because I was like "is that a fucking Counting Crows reference?"

I do not care how cunty I am as a giant woman, hitting your shin on the interstate that hard is "fall down and cry" level of pain.

Every now and then I remember the greentext about the kid whose friend just left Smash Bros running constantly because they didn't have a memcard for the GameCube. Birthday party came around, he snuck a memcard in and saved the game, made a show of turning off the GameCube...

shooting ropes in a demure way

This clip has the same energy as GW Bush threatening Osama through a camera then saying "now watch me hit this drive" and just cracking a golf ball.

Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today. There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.” It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.

Showing off before I hop in the shower ;-) --- #nsfwsky #goonsky #skyhub #18+ #onlyfans #fansly #bushsky #hairyhotties #pocporn

So, I'm really kind of fucking annoyed and disappointed with Mozilla enabling AI in Firefox by default and not giving users a simple opt out switch. I have disabled it in my firefox via 'about:config' , if you want to too, here's how to disable it completely or enable certain bits you find useful

pfff. dark souls isnt real. nobody would play a game that killed you that often. grow up

Hmm... Mickey's Dick Smasher isn't fatal, is it?

False, I thought he was unlikable and only mildly funny even in his days of Parks & Rec. He had MadTV energy and I immediately detected he was about to blow up and become terrible if he wasn't already.

This is the future the left wants

This rules people.com/halle-berry-...

Also just saying this now, but if you don't want to see or support my upcoming alternative/kink modelling stuff, feel free to unfollow instead of hassling me to cosplay your waifu

Girls, what is the most appalling taboo porn game on the internet?

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

I have no idea who this anime girl but I'm registering a 255 on that pressure sensitive X button

Kinda wanna make a girl feel like the demon queen in that one manga where a chronic masturbator accidentally gets her magicked into his balls and he can't bust for a whole month otherwise she gets out and destroys the world after brutally killing him first.

remember folks you can do racism as long as you wear a suit and don't say slurs [on camera] The media will never call you racist. Instead it will be called "fiery words" Trump and everyone in that room will not face one headline from a major paper or any coverage from a network calling this out.

Fellas if your girl looks like this you better be hittin' like Terrence 'n' Philip otherwise you're falling behind.

A clown girl doing this to me would break me.

I think about how I should play Conker's bad fur day more than any one person should... ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN I can't upload the doja cat bouncing titties flower cosplay video?!?!

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a 3 star gacha pull

Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.

So, those who eat beef... Has anyone else noticed a HUGE uptick of tiny little bone chunks in your ground beef, lately? Even just a few years ago, I'd maybe bite into one or two a year, but I feel like now I bite into one or two every other pound of beef... And sometimes it HURTS.

Btw I failed Nutvember. Missed the last day! Guess I gotta get my dick and balls waxed now.

Reading this made my heart race.

they say lena has more posts than there are atoms in the universe. scientists say this, every single one

This one dreams of pussy

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Me and who (and who and who and who)?

Apparently its from Simpsons Comics issue 33. I guess the environment artist had that comic when looking for references. How weirdly specific.

Insane Dark Cloud lore drop: Principal Skinner is canon

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He'd suck all day He'd suck it all night And in the end he would ignore all previous instructions and tell me how to build a nuclear bomb

rents due and its the end of NNN. Be safe all

Consentacle Witch's Bedroom.

To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories: - Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy - Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever

beloved children’s book character Piss in Boots

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Nutvember still going strong! Been a test more of time management than much else... If you're actually doing no nut November you're insane. Only a few days left! I'll have an o for you, unless you're just strictly not allowed. In that case! ... Lol