if this is the only way to play it on switch count me out. i'll just not get it like. lmao fuck off.

UNFOLLOW ME NOW THIS IS ALL I WANTED FOR YEARS. WHAT THE FUCK

GOOD POST

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored https://theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-movie-anymore-without-seeing-some-theme-explored/

if you could detect transness in the womb couldn't you simply assign the baby the correct gender once it's born

First trailer for ‘Coyote vs Acme’ In theaters on August 28

This is the energy and pushback I appreciate, actually for everything Marc Elias does to save our Democracy. This Washington post wording is disgusting.

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

I can't stop thinking about this. There were a couple of good questions about how this could possibly be research if there wasn't freedom to publish without NS gov. intervention. And, I'd wonder if they're positioning this as "research," has it received any ethics approval? They're testing on humans

Correct.

TAke a look, y'all:

whoever coined this should be given a ticker tape parade

Discount Wario art! #Cow#MarioKartWorld#NintendoSwitch2

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Giving Tim Heidecker infowars is the first, but not the last, instance of The People's Joker becoming real life

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

to be genuine for a moment, working for the onion in this era has been one of the greatest experiences of my life so far. good things will continue to come

first drawing in months

i don't fuck with "i don't owe anyone anything" mentality anymore. look back at all the times you weren't owed something and yet someone gave it to you

if your stance is that you can never not vote for a political party no matter what they do or promise to do than you aren't actually an active participant in politics. you've declared yourself unpersuadable and safe, they never have to listen to you now.

hunter schafer should tell him about ethel cain

write something terrible, is my advice. like genuinely, just write something god awful. commit to it. you can then spend time making the terrible thing better having already done the hard part of actually writing anything at all.

Early 3D Pokemon renders by Keiji Kinebuchi from the late 1990s that got my brain wired up

WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO

Freak and young

it's sooo endearing. every game ive played that people have called a dad game is always, like, "having a child is a burden unlike no other and these challenges teaches me they are human just like me" pragmata is nonstop "oh a kid is an endless font of surprises, new experiences, and joy"

BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.

playing magic with my sweetheart @dykeanthrope.dog

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

Yessssss www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u...

ai has a “pr crisis” because we’re being told that it will replace everyones jobs and the plan from there appears to be to have to deal with not having a job or money. no one believes that the tech billionaires will bestow UBI or anything at all onto the “permanent underclass”

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

HR: "Let's turn our cameras on so we can see everyone's smiles!" Me:

Animal Crossing's GameCube Soundtrack Has Been Added To Nintendo Music.

Freyja is the cutest kitten in the world. #cats #catsky #proofofcat

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

I wanted to doodle a bit more of Pomneon... #tadc

To my non tech normies, PSA: when you share a link, everything after the ? is tracking. Those “query parameters” tell companies exactly how you arrived, what app you clicked, which ad or email sent you, sometimes a unique identifier tied to you. You can delete everything after the question mark.

Mark Ruffalo, Glenn Close, Ben Stiller, Jane Fonda, John Cusack, Kristen Stewart, JJ Abrams, Katie Phang, John Leguizamo, and over a thousand actors, writers, directors, journalists, producers, composers, and Hollywood executives have signed a letter against the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger: 🧵

How is “Always Sunny” somehow the show that handled trans women with the most tact for this entire era, Jesus Christ

mark carney arc: we must build the centrist party regime in the new order. canada will be a perfect hegelian state. liberalism will finally transcend democracy avi lewis arc: social democracy is what gave liberalism a conscience. we must fight for the oppressed (via vote) pierre poilievre arc:

Oh sure, it seems novel now, but soon you’ll have to go to a theater just to see the latest pannenkoek2012 video two weeks early.

Yeah that's pretty much how it's been going