Scotty doesn't know That Fiona and me Do it in my van every Sunday She tells him she's in church But she doesn't go Still, she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know

I know cancel culture is not real for many reasons, but especially for musicians because why was doja cat exposed for being very racist and performing as a token black person for a super racist group chat/community and she still just popping off and making music and shit

After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.

(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t

just rewatched sonic 3 with my gf the other night and THAT'S THE BIOLIZARD???

i literally cannot watch the video of zohran charming trump with his charisma. it looks like a video from a different dimension where everything is ok and happy and if i watch it it might ruin the space time continuum

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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

wip of a y’shtola I’m working on

The party that fights progressives harder than fascists jfc

With friends like his, he’s fine with incest and trafficking. Lone GOP 'no' vote on Epstein files has ties to cop accused in sex trafficking ring - Raw Story apple.news/A5HCPyTHDQ4W...

EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.

This is so embarrassing and bad

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.

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explaining the reich to an american:

So what are trans people who can’t get their original birth certificates supposed to do in these situations? Now that passport restrictions are back, this is what people are stuck with. She can’t obtain those docs so her passport is effectively blocked.

the presidents only function should be to fix the mcdonalds menu items and nothing else

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#3157 A helpful tutorial

something i’ve noticed recently is that rightwingers have been ramping up trying to make furries a new front in their social culture war and i’m not sure that’s going to work especially because it’s purely a social hobby

I have complicated feelings about Liz these days but she does rad shit sometimes and I appreciate that

But who will play Tingle

Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

Only in battlefield

its genuinely so funny how much space late night tv hosts occupy in trumps mind

libertarians belong in a zoo

this is a goated bundle tbh

3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment. 2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ looking to add AI-generated short form content “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"

the ""marvelification"" complaints of metroid prime 4 are both very weird schadenfreude as if people are happy the game will sour the good will of the series and the hubris of the people who wanted another game and are also pointed in a strange direction.

Call of Duty using AI art does not shock me. When your parent company has a specific and outlined goal of wanting to be the name brand of AI, everything from the bottom up is going to have to use it in some often unnecessary way.

several impeachment trials actually proved that he would not have been, because it proved that "as long as we all obey the rules" is all that holds both a government and the world together. hitler was in power for twelve years. it took him pissing off literally every single world leader to stop that

transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.

i think its quite eye opening. in a sense trans women & trans people in general are by no means exceptional and many are of course complex and flawed people but there is something about moving beyond cisness that gives someone access to a self-consciousness and subjectivity that is enlightening.

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

As @rbreich.bsky.social notes billionaires and their families own X, Paramount, CBS, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, the Washington Post, Amazon, MGM, Fox News, the Wall Street Journal and New York Post, and could soon own Warner Bros and CNN And they are all Trump supporters "Liberal media" indeed

my current most outlandish belief of the day is that qanon was a false flag to groom the most derranged members of society into idolization of That Fucking Guy to prepare them to die for him when it would be revealed that he was helping run the operation all along

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

16 yo me: the united states is structured around child abuse Psychiatrist: wow maybe u need more meds Reality: the united states is structured around child abuse

At some point, Horizon has to be a thought experiment made manifest of how to fatigue people of a generally pretty good property as fast as possible.

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I find it highly ironic that the party that bemoaned the deep state and alleged the cover-up of pedophiles is now embroiled in defending the party that has the largest pedophile cover-up in American history.

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (2010)

AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW Been sitting on this Rocky Horror fanart for like two years and just recently found time to color it