“There is dust on your chairs.” “Tomorrow,” said Toad. “Your windows need scrubbing,” said Frog. “Your plants need watering.” “Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”

Another fun Friday night to have the surname “Epstein”

I used to live just north of this intersection. It is so dangerous. Often a driver in the right lane will yield to a pedestrian in the crosswalk, only for a car behind to zoom into the left lane and through the crosswalk. Because it is designed like a highway.

Coming May 4: The Pittsburgh Gazette-Post! Now with fewer employees, and they're paid less, and more AI!

Every time he puts his name on something, I think of this GIF

Don’t lose at dreidel

This is exactly what every GOP elected will say about him when he loses the number of his mess.

If I wanted to see stupid shit from Twitter I would be on Twitter.

we're doing every master and commander book baby

You can just call it Crew Stadium. It’s fine

Self-replicating cars cause the apocalypse From: Automania 2000 (1963), dir. John Halas, Halas & Batchelor

It’s kind of convenient that I don’t have to tell people how to spell my last name anymore

people bitch about woke media but if TOS was on today they would go to a thinly-veiled MAGA planet where the locals worshipped guns and then kirk would hit the orange dictator with a two-fisted karate chop before giving a lecture about how science is real and violence is bad

FWIW I still love the Olentangy Schwebebahn idea.

Very good photo editing in the Guardian (the photograph is by Toby Melville for Reuters)

(Why Dems took deal, part 2: If they were to lose the veto referendum, the 13-2 map would be in 2028.) I'll let others debate what Dems should do or should have done here, but where fair maps really lost was when the GOP put confusing language on the ballot last year: boltsmag.org/ohio-issue-1...

and the British paratrooper folders from WW2 2./

Always fun to see a hearse with my name on it parked outside my kid’s school.

if you have some kind of real connection to that period of history, if it wasn't just a complete abstraction, there's just no way to countenance the faintest "fascination" with it like so many other problems today, this phenomenon is born out out of abstraction, and disconnection from the reality

“It’s not clear what caused the crash”

A huge issue with coverage of e-bikes is that journalists are taking their cues from police and local politicians, two groups that are fueling the negativity over e-bikes. There are legitimate concerns, but the coverage is so unbalanced.

May you be posted in the thread of life

A first for me: I took my bike to go buy a suit.

The morning of the long razors

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

I just saw yet another serious accident on my corner. The city has done NOTHING in the ten years i've lived here to slow down the fucking dangerous traffic.

This should be a must-read for any journalist covering transportation issues or any politician considering e-bike regulations

Four photos from the Nine Inch Nails show in Cleveland last night.

Any day with a new Margo Price album is a good day (Sabrina Carpenter’s is fun too)

Two photos about half a day apart - a late night ride to the store last night to get firewood and a late morning ride today to the playground. A very practical vehicle.

Canadian families could purchase a brand new Urban Arrow FamilyNext electric cargo bike, use it for a year, throw it a dumpster, buy another one, and still be ahead financially when compared to buying a new automobile. Unbelievable, right? Do the math yourself an you'll see -> carcosts.caa.ca

Commuting to and from school is the GOAT.

A tale of two Terns (the tiny red Vektron is mine, the giant green Orox is for a customer). @ternbicycles.com

With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

A great cosmic joke that he would have surely appreciated is that his obituary’s author, like Mozart, has been dead for two years. So long, Tom.

No COTA fares today

Columbus is just 12 suburbs in a trenchcoat

Bluesky isn’t an echo chamber! Only half the people I follow ride Tern GSDs #bikesky

Nice day for a rainy ride to the grocery store with good bulk legumes.

All that groveling for nothing www.insidehighered.com/news/governa...

When you're young the ability to jump in a car and go wherever seems like this vital, intoxicating thing. As you age and become more established you realize that so much of your transportation needs are just local, and the simplicity and joy of bikes become the vital, intoxicating part of the deal.

Late night bike shop raid. I took my foldie to the bike shop this evening, and brought back a loaner bike. Then I went back in my bakfiets and came back home with the foldie in the bucket.

One of those vehicles is more practical than the other (the Cadillac looks pretty cool though)

One cool bike at the Kroger

I have just the vehicle to pick up 5 cubic feet of potting soil and some vegetable plans #CarryShitOlympics #Bikesky