Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers

The Raiden one I posted earlier. That one is the only comic I actively tried to be funny (if you see random shit, then that's me trying to be funny). Like this one too

She force my dragon til I cry thunder. She ground and pound my operation til my spirit will go on. She storm my burning fields til my body breakdown.

"She had a bottom that would make a toilet beg for the brown" is such a marvelous line. I think one of the reasons it's so incredible is that it's soooo nasty and yet every word used within the sentence is completely G-rated. Just a fantastic piece of writing that will go down in one-liner history.

Anthony Bourdain was the first BlueSky Poster

here you go 😉

Army of kobolds surrounding you and yipping nonstop

Just found a TTRPG system with a lot of interesting stuff. It seems to have ease of running as the GM, character customization, and an interesting and elegant system where low stats are good, but you still want to roll high. The magic system is also extremely modular.

Lol

That is also NIMBYism lol

If there's ever been a big flashing light that signals 'Exit All Grifts' it's a sharp sustained downturn for Bitcoin.

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

So happy that the LLM bubble will be bursting soon, looking forward to being able to find consumer electronics that aren't AI integrated. It's so hard finding tech that isn't inhabited by a demon trying to destroy my world and make me psychotic

“charlie! charlie! do you like thanksgiving turkey?”

it's very funny to me when people say that 3d printing a 40k army is more expensive than official minis. my guy... your units cost $40 a piece. a resin printer is ~$150. Unit files are, like, 10-15 a piece if you don't just build with free files. I promise you it probably just about evens out.

lmao

underwear_in_mouth

absolutely crazy how normal he looks without a can of brown spraypaint unloaded on his face.

"Aww. What a dumb little slut." (affectionate, with fingers run through hair)

If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media

Taps the sign

I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

for all the big talk about raytracing in games these days not once have i seen a chrome sphere float over a checkerboard field in any major AAA release

seeing people being like "ehhh Idkkkkk horses DOES sound kinda icky, I get why it was banned" like barely 2 months after a bunch of people kicked up the wildest possible hostile campagn against _itch_ makes me feel like I'm losing my mind lol

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

there were a couple weeks where i tried Perplexity to see if AI search engines were any good. They aren't. If you disagree let me make something clear: I am better at searching than you.

The size kink community is expecting big changes

Sad boy (who's totally not an egg btw do not put in the paper that he's an egg) returning home after a long day and asks for another feminizing hypnosis session from his GF. but in like a cis guy way for boys, definitely

weird as it is to say, buzzfeed was a much more serious new operation than the free press has ever been but yes

IMAGINE FOR ONE SECOND IF YOU WILL

I'm not saying Ubisoft historically jumps on trends well after they're cooked, but–

that redhead with glasses from Deadlock is really cute, I hope the NSFW artists let her have sex with girls

Periodic reminder that it is a common cyberpunk trope that the internet has already completely collapsed into ruins under the weight of scams and spam and malware at least once before the story actually begins.

im gonna make maia jump for the beef

D&D Animated: How Does It Feel??? 🤣 #dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e

A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"

right about here

I thought that was the whole point of businesses having AI? To have a decisionmaker that can't be held liable for anything.

I was looking for the Princes Bride Quote earlier and now it just interprets everything as if you're talking to Gemini all the goddam time. T There is no way they are making a profit on this because it costs tens of billions of dollars to run these systems.

This honestly sucks, his incompetence and disinterest in actually doing the work of fascism has saved us in a lot of ways so far

Every campaign finance story sounds like this: "Candidate only accepted the usual agreed-upon amounts, but through the Double-Blind Dutch-Irish Potato PAC, he received eleventy-trillion dollars and the legal rights to any one infant in the nation born that afternoon."

Geologic Core Sample xkcd.com/3171/