just went back to this gotDAMN

these is a distinct personality disorder present in AMC A-Listers and i have it

love being whorish for a cause

oh wow it’s mad ghetto over here

the way i live by this sage advice to this day like girl fr do NOT make unnecessary journeys do notttt take risks on treacherous roads i be sayin!!

yesterday tbh

so sweet of him to rescue this man from a hostage situation 🥺

Alexander Skarsgård in Murderbot more like Murderthispussybot

Finally watched the latest episode of The Last Of Us and was so eviscerated i’ve been crying for the last hour

rewatching all of the Final Destinations before i see Bloodlines and i love how this universe paints Death as an extremely petty and spiteful omnipotent drama queen with a dark sense of humor who fucking HATES having to show up in person to work overtime

9 year old me was so in love with him

the fact i get a notification for every like on here piss me off so bad ITS SO GHETTO IN HERE

got a dress in mail that was so steven universe enby coded that i dropped it out of shock like it was acidic

happy friday!

platinum papi

ur man up late making extra pots of this body tea

Fuck I love my girl so much @jordanblok.bsky.social

Me in the national security group chat

Girl this app is the corniest place I’ve ever seen in my life like Steven Universe profile pic corny nobody’s comin here until y’all wash the gif reply off your spirit

they’re posting resisty, cringe memes of the bishop on my discover tab here. people aren’t moving here until there’s a de-Warrenization of the vibes.

Sorry all this terrible stuff happening and it’s like yes it’s always been awful but it’s like normal shit I legit can’t even do now so I’m obviously really upset and don’t want here anything “positive” that’s not a cashapp notification I’m so serious Lmao

please leave your screams at the beep

“Yeah people are going to die” 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

……. empathy?

It’s inevitable that Lina Khan would resign now that Trump is elected. But she was the best FTC chair in a generation. www.reuters.com/world/us/bid...

her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX

Robert Eggers’ next film ‘WERWULF’ will be a werewolf horror-thriller set in 13th century England. Set to release on Christmas 2026.

way too many people still see follower count as a status symbol of prestige or importance when it's really better understood as the unfortunate, burdensome side effect of trying too hard to make like 8 specific people laugh

The insanity of being a fire ecologist in the epicenter of a major fire event, bags packed and ready to evacuate, watching active fire from my window, while taking media requests and explaining to the public, for the 100,000th time how climate change is largely responsible for this

Giving Awkwafina a lil bit

Andrew you WHORE!!! I need you

Gay as fuck

just rented Kraven. it’s a holiday play with my pussy day 🎉

Happy new year sluts

im gay now

It’s not an orgy if there’s no penetration sorry

from the mom’s perspective, Tim Allen seems legitimately insane in The Santa Clause (I haven’t seen this movie in almost 30 years)

That's fucking depressing...

Selena Gomez album delayed

Merry Lady Deathstrike Christmas, Zalagang! In Episode 117 of CEREBRO, @connorgoldsmith.bsky.social and fan favorite guest @jordanblok.bsky.social go under the knife with Yuriko Oyama, the diabolical Lady Deathstrike! open.spotify.com/episode/5Sva...

I made a gingerbread panopticon

Made a White Wine Miso Braised Pot Roast with Fried Sage Honeybutter Rolls for xmas eve dinner. Y’all….I freaked it

not santa leaving claw marks and saliva all over the front door since we sealed up the chimney... your ass is banished freak

playing and singing My Turn by SZA back to back at such a volume I know my whole block thinks I’m going through some REAL real shit

I need to be loved Irishly

Him: you better not be acting stupid when I get home Me:

just sayin

Lmao they're so scared, this is deranged

Oh fate’s about to beat your ass friend