This insane opening track run

What happened here

Hi

Going from 140 -> 210 in the span of a year is nuts to me but having muscle on my chest shoulders and ass are even crazier. How do yall not just jiggle your muscles every day. I’m jiggling my asscheeks in the mirror at least twice a day

Ahead of the game tbh

for all my friends with a sports gear fetish 🏒

Oooh when you prop him up on his knees, head in the pillow, grab his hip with one hand and his neck with the other, and just slowly and gently grind inside him >>>>>>>>>

Back goals

Getting double teamed in the gc with praise on how fat and smackable my ass is

Got some solid advice already but does anyone have any more advice on how to deal with muscle strain in the upper back/lower neck?

Hole eating the fuck out of the fabric

Eat muh butt

Oomf told me im more handsome in person and my ass had gotten fatter so I’ll be running with that all weekend btw

MEEEEEEEEEE

I don’t like that

Oomf said I got realllll big since he saw me last 😵‍💫

I don’t think jizz does that

The latter

Am I horny or am I just anxious about the state of things and looking to relieve the discomfort

Nobody saw that

Maybe folks have forgotten, but we have already had a former addict in the cabinet. He did great! (His drug of choice happens to have been the most deadly: alcohol.) www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2021...

Feels like something @ptklein.com would do as president no shade

The way my eyes change color in the sunlight

Gm

Right. Okay.

Respect for not being a grifter I suppose

Midwest gays do NOT play about Tate McRae I’m ctfu

I want to post my gym progress but I don’t think I’m big enough yet to be like yeah here’s the tea

20 years ago today, the iconic SpongeBob SquarePants special ‘Have You Seen This Snail?’ premiered on Nickelodeon. The special was watched by 8 million viewers and was the highest-rated program on all TV among children for the year of 2005.

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One save… that’s enough of being perceived today

Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night. He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.

Last night oomf said my butt had gotten bigger and firmer

You should have done a bar that shows the lines spelling out B O Y S

October 2025 listens!

My job is to educate the public and explain the law. If you want people to oppose something because it isn’t lawful or anathema to our constitutional tradition, they have to know what the law is and where those principles come from.

They’re so cute why lie

Seated for Joey valence and brae concert

He looks like this irl btw

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New Oklahoma schools superintendent rescinds mandate for Bible instruction in schools apnews.com/article/okla...

It’s because the consequences haven’t hit yet

🥺❤️

it's actually that having effectively unlimited resources and unprecedented creative control should translate into an artist going to great pains not to force launch Shit From A Butt in 37 different exclusive limited editions

When I look like this next year

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yes

It hasn’t been a good day