Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [sweete lute riff] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

Someone else already said it in the replies, but I'll say it too: I haven't used Google in 5+ years anyway. The alternatives aren't (weren't) as easy/huge, but they were good enough; and no, I don't mean Bing, which I have literally only ever used once, and only because Windoze forced it on me.

We will be saying goodbye to Mogwai (the brindle one) later today and I am very sad.

The world sucks but YAASSSSS. It's good to have goals, right?

Seen on a van this morning: "G. Dubois - Menuisier" and I was like, with a name like that I guess it was a foregone conclusion. Joke also for English-only speakers: 'G. Dubois' phonetically translates to 'I've got wood'. So I guess they could have been a porn star too.

Good morning 🥱 😴 ❤️

This seems to be a kindle only sale, sorry!

I feel weird posting super personal stuff on social media, but the spousal unit is going in for some fairly major surgery today and that's a bit scary. Send a few vibes if you have any to spare.

It me

Here's a pup who seems to be on the fence about something haha no but seriously someone help her. 13/10

One thing we are struggling with right now at MMORPG is daily editorial/feature content. So I'm looking for more MMO-specific writers who have strong opinions about their favorite game/the genre at large. Email in bio if that's you. RT's appreciated!

My fiance makes crochet dice bags, some with leather bases and some without, and we are looking to sell them. Any mutuals interested in a new handmade dice bag? Also, any advice on how/where to sell these would be awesome!

No post tomorrow people. It's the wonderful Sir David Attenborough's 100th birthday. So I'm going to celebrate him being marvellous instead. If anyone imbued me with a love of nature and of observing the world around me, it was this amazing human being. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo7R...

The only thing better than insomnia is insomnia and hot flashes.

ONE OF THESE DAYS I *will* be the 666th like on a post. I'll also settle for 69th or 999th. It's good to have goals.

Is this weird? I'm *coughmumbledecades older than 10* but still do that with earthworms and other wrigglies, and the occasional spider/beetle/cryptid. Moved a caterpillar as big as my finger away from our overly curious dogs the other day, no idea what type but it looked sort of like this:

ME: Hey man, just wondering how you were able to accomplish that huge thing you did. Really inspiring. Just hoping you won’t say— FRIEND: *apologetically* Autism ME: God DAMN it

My brain today. Good thing it's sleep time (aka trying to get to sleep for 3 hours, sleep poorly, wake up tired, rinse, repeat).

I have heart issues and high blood pressure so I'm not supposed to take Ibuprofen but I gave in today and holy crap I'd forgotten what it's like not having constant back pain.

Seriously, my actual fucking profile actually fucking says don't fucking @ me, especially if you're reposting money scams on 'behalf' of victims who will never see any of it. Just. Fuck. Off. Or don't. That's what blocking is for, after all. PS - I'm just venting; friend exceptions apply.

I LOLed (LedOL?). Granted my mental go-to was Nelson, not Master & Commander, but I'm just old that way.

Baby capybara is judging you in the cutest possible way.

Any of my readers probably knows what a debt I owe to Cherryh. And if you don't, well, I'm telling you now. Go read something of hers if you're not familiar.

I follow some big accounts here, mostly to show support, and then immediately mute them bc seriously nobody needs to post 30 times/hour - or they can, but I super don't need to see it. Maybe I'll just unfollow instead. And then everyone will think I'm sus because I don't follow 8 million accounts.

This is Tango. She wants you to know this isn't what it looks like. Doesn't know what else it could be yet, but she's working on that. 12/10 obviously innocent (IG: eyes_on_tango)

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

If you don't already Lum, you should.

the irony is that there are many journalists who are threatened and killed for their work globally, except they don’t overlap at all with the people willing to attend the MAGA White House correspondent’s dinner

OR JUST WRITE THE THING YOURSELF FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT WILL TAKE LESS TIME THAN WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS mashable.com/article/sinc...

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

Ending every business email now with "AND FUCK YOU IF YOU WILL NOT DO THIS."

it is devastating to notice how few benches there are in the world and how some benches have been replaced by weird "leaning" things. the world is incredibly cruel to disabled, elderly, poor, pregnant, tired, homeless, and all people. there should be benches fucking everywhere for everyone

Yf thys skeet doth receive 3,000 reposts then the Tolkien Estate will sue Palantir.

I won’t add anything new just now as I’m tired and deflated, but I have lots of nice pictures for sale some of which attract gazes. Plz share if you’re kind and special www.chloecumming.com

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

OK FINE I GUESS I'LL GO BREAK MICAH OUT OF JAIL #RDR2

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Em dashes are without a doubt the best punctuation. Fight me.

Did I shoot a lady from a great distance in order to glitch-revive her horse and then steal said horse? I couldn't possibly comment. #RDR2 In my first playthrough I was all about the Arabians and missed this breed completely, but honestly the Arabians are much too small for Arthur's large frame.

I am 100% atheist (now that I'm out of the US I can actually say it out loud), and I am also 100% on Team Pope right now. Not something I ever thought I would write.

This meme is just so damn useful.

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Sorry, sorry, sorry! I wasn't thinking!

It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.

too real

Beautifully put.