Paxton only returned the stolen pen after the courthouse security cameras showed he was the one who took it.

Looking at what he's done to the People's House (without Congressional approval, of course), I feel equal parts rage & embarrassment for our country. The Midterms can't come soon enough... #Register&VOTE 🌊

Everyone sees how pathetic this is, right? How pathetic *he* is? How much he's embarrassing us all? I really feel like this has nothing whatsoever to do with politics, just the nature of humankind and what makes us cringe. I mean this is some really bleak, morbid sundowning here.

BREAKING: ICE in New Jersey (Delaney Hall) chased a man across a railroad line and then tased him on the tracks.

"If you want $3 gas, you're going to have to wait 6 years. We will not get back down to that sub-$70 oil level until 2032"

RFK Jr: “Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism.” Trump: “I've studied this a long time.”

wake up babe the white house is a six flags

RFK Jr just caught dinner.

Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone

The front page of the newspaper in ........... Enterprise, Alabama =====>

Nothing to see here, just the son of the President marrying the daughter of the accountant of a notorious child sex trafficker who was best friends with the groom's father. Oh, wait, you didn't know Junior's current new wife is the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant?

MAGA elected a guy who bankrupted casinos. Now they’re watching him bankrupt the country. finance.yahoo.com/economy/poli...

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE HEADED TO THEIR FIRST NBA FINALS SINCE 1999 🔥 The Knicks win their 11th straight game, secure their 2nd consecutive 4-0 series win, and advance to the NBA Finals for the 1st time in 27 years! They will take on the winner of Thunder/Spurs.

Trump reposts a violent AI meme depicting himself with a shotgun hunting rhinos, with the text: “NO RINOS! REPOST TO MAKE THE POINT CLEAR”

they’re shooting crowd control munitions at crowds that include multiple members of congress, the governor, and a sitting united states senator. they fired pepper balls at the senator. they cannot and will not be reigned in by democracy, whatever’s left of it.

Linda McMahon loses bid to force victims of alleged sexual abuse to publicly identify themselves The Education Secretary and her estranged husband are being sued for allegedly ignoring abuse of WWE “ring boys” in the ’80s and ’90s. www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/05/lind...

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

I cannot verify this....but....sounds legit.

History does indeed repeat itself.....

60 Minutes exposes a massive insider trading ring making millions by betting on highly classified US military operations in Iran with a 98 percent win rate. Washington insiders are literally using secret Pentagon intelligence to rig prediction markets! #cdnpoli

Holy Cannoli.

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

a disgrace not only to the office of the president but to military families who have lost loved ones

This Memorial Day, we honor every American who has given their life in service to our country. Their bravery and their sacrifice will never be forgotten.

Today's REPOST, curtesy of @gtconway.bsky.social & Ben Meislas who really needs to come over.

Memorial Day asks something simple of us: remember. Remember the service members who lost their lives, the families who carry that loss every day, and the responsibility we all share to never treat that sacrifice lightly.

Documenting this MAGA freak Jaxson Dart Didn’t Bother Taking Giants’ Approval Before Joining Trump’s Rally in NY www.essentiallysports.com/nfl-active-n...

My cousin worked in Starbucks main roastery in Seattle for 30 years. One day a few months ago he showed up for work and there was just a sign on the door saying that the roastery was permanently closed and they were all out of a job. Starbucks sucks so much ass.

Sadly, every word is true. The American experiment is over. Killed in the middle of Fifth Avenue and no one in power blinked an eye to stop it.

the world needs more guinea pig cartographers

Welp

60 Minutes confirms Iran is bypassing the US blockade and exporting 100,000 more barrels of oil per day than before the war. Most of it is reportedly going to China.

A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag. How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣 CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...

If you aren't watching 60 Minutes tonight, you should be. The first segment is about the stock market and comparing what's happening now to 1929. The protections put up after the 29 crash have been removed.

He needs to stop listening to Don Jr. on these slogans.

THIS WEEK: Pam Bondi is interviewed by House Oversight Committee about the Epstein Files mess

The only Iran deal Trump is looking for right now is one that will convince anyone outside his cult that he didn’t lose and get humiliated because of stupidity & hubris. Whatever that looks like he would do in a second. The problem is that Iran isn’t cooperating. So here we are.

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'The Electric Company' (1971-77) Aired on PBS Starring Morgan Freeman, Judy Graubart, Skip Hinnant, Rita Moreno & many more...

Our new pied-à-terre tax will have the ultra-wealthy elite — those who own $5 million apartments in New York City but don’t actually live here — pay their fair share.

No One be Surprised! Read the Response….

The president posted 25 times today instead of attending his son's wedding celebration

So I created an alternate ending version. Enjoy ;) #DonaldTrump

How is this even legal? Black-out windows are not allowed in Michigan, license plates are required, and is that a camera or a gun mounted on the roof? I have a feeling ICE is in the house in Jackson.

With gas prices near record highs due to his war against Iran, Trump promotes driving

BREAKING: California Governor Gavin Newsom has issued a countywide State of Emergency in Orange County after a chemical plant in Garden Grove specializing in plastics malfunctioned, prompting evacuation notices for 40,000+ people.

BREAKING: Gunshots were heard outside the White House moments ago, with reports estimating approximately 20-30 shots fired. Secret Service instructed members of the press present on the grounds to immediately run inside the press briefing room as the situation unfolded.