queen shit, rest in peace

Javelin inspired by ancient greek black-figure pottery #battletech #minipainting

in 1995, the year 1979 was 16 years earlier, or the equivalent of 2009 right now you're welcome

www.kickstarter.com/projects/sou... It's the weekend so we should spiral doomsfully the whole time

Painted up and reviewed the big fella as part of this wave of #horusheresy releases up on @goonhammer.com Our thanks to GW for sending these out to us. #adwip #warhammercommunity

Never forget the Breadicated Transport 🚌

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

We look back on the final Goonhammer Open of 2025, held in Leicester.

Want to make your Warhammer armies survive longer on the battlefield? Paint their eyes with pupils. They dilate.

A mad dash the past few weeks in-between busy IRL stuff to get ready for my first game of third edition and with the eighteenth.

Miao Ying the Storm Dragon arrives on the shores of the Old World, making the journey from Cathay to drive back the forces of Chaos. This was an amazing model to paint, and will be a great centrepiece for any Grand Cathay army #WarhammerCommunity #adwip #TheOldWorld #MiaoYing

“yOu’Re uSiNg Ai tO wRiTe cAuSe you uSeD aN eM dAsH!!!!!” Me, who uses em dashes in fuckin everything I write:

This is how we die.

I was betrayed at Calth but uncle Vulkan got me this neat armour for candlemas. #warhammercommunity #nerdlings #saturnine

This is the first time that I have been afraid of AI taking my job as a programmer.

I grew up on these streets

I managed to get Vulkan all painted up in time for today! Many thanks to Games Workshop for sending this our way! #AdWIP #Salamanders #SpaceMarines #WarhammerCommunity #goonhammer

If you see this, post a knight

Tweaked the new Vulkan's backpack vents to use as a Pyroclast champion. Am curious how long it will take to boil someone's piss for using a 40k model in Heresy 😅 Review up on @goonhammer.com now, thanks to GW for sending this out to us. www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-m... #WarhammerCommunity #adwip

Also here's that Winged Daemon Prince

Horus did nothing wrong and was a very good boy.

Worth your time and consideration!

MAN: What's that, girl? Trouble at the old mine? LEFT-WING LASSIE: Woof! [The miners are striking for better pay and conditions] MAN: B-but Billy's down there! LEFT-WING LASSIE: Woof! [BILLY'S A SCAB]

despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick

Today it’s full photos of the MkII Centurion. Bit of a busy boy even with the medallions left off, but I think he looks good as a member of the IX Legion thanks to all that trim. #WarhammerCommunity #WarhammerPainting #Nerdlings

Weekend plans already sorted

Just realised, now that I have these painted I'm almost legally obliged to do the following. *Never talk to me or my chunky idiot sons again*

Painted up some thicc bois, not sure about the arms on these lads but they are friction fit/bluetacked for now. Thanks again to GW for sending these out to us at @goonhammer.com to review. www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-r... #AdWIP #NewHeresy #Saturnine #WarhammerCommunity

So three years ago, I bought the AoD boxset as a hobby project. Things have escalated somewhat since then it seems 😅

We've got a mountain of thoughts on the new core rules, libers and models for Horus Heresy third edition over on @goonhammer.com www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-r... I love this thicc boi #AdWIP #NewHeresy #Saturnine

Did you check the break room

@goonhammer.com, enabling everyone to make wise decisions 🤔

Painted up some vindies to provide some fire support

Painted up the new drop pod for my salamanders, thanks again to GW for sending them out to @goonhammer.com to review www.goonhammer.com/miniature-re... #adwip #warhammercommunity

It's funny how seeing something as simple as a flag can hit you for six with homesickness all of a sudden, particularly when you are already emotionally engaged.

Reviewed and painted up the new Rapier kit on @goonhammer.com , thankfully easy to swap the guns over on - likewise for the tarantulas which we've also covered. www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-r... Thanks again to GW for sending us out a copy #AdWIP #HorusHeresy #WarhammerCommunity

Oh hey look who got to paint some of the new Kill Team Typhon stuff! It me! And lots of other very very talented folks. Much more talented than I! 😍 #AdWIP #killteam #WarhammerCommunity www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

Bluesky right now:

If you have questions related to hobbying, from player etiquitte to 'are you the asshole' to advice on just about anything, we're looking for submissions! You can submit them to @goonhammer.com for us (me) to answer by leaving comments on the latest edition of the article!

Thank you, Wings o7

With @cj.shearwood.games repping @epigram.games' Hypersteel Nightmare this weekend! Hall 3a, Stan B28 (near Vallejo). Come say hi! (And get some cool minis)

Finishing up some Mechanicum wierdos and testing out a new scheme - can't believe I'm probably going to start a new marine army 😅

Literally walking down the street in my jandals as I see this message 🤔

For some time now I've been able to tell what kind of surface I've been walking on. Today I thought I'd check and turn my jandals on their side to see the wear lol

No seriously please help me buy a sofa, thanks

I always have a great time at the @goonhammer.com Heresy events. I’m not much for playing but it’s always good to meet up a few times of year, roll some dice and meet new people. This year I even got nominated for best army! #warhammercommunity #horusheresy

The Goonhammer Open is consistently one of the highlights of my hobby calendar, and the last event this weekend was as good as it gets. Playing a game against beautiful models on great tables is the peak of the hobby for me. (Also those are my ultras in the first picture)