TheChirurgeon
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CEO of Goonhammer. Chaos guy. Cowboys fan.
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Better Things Are Possible
2 days ago
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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Fun kit, great for kitbashing with modern terminator parts
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Goonhammer
2 days ago
We review the new Mk. III Breacher marines from the upcoming Siege Assault Battle Group box for Horus Heresy.
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[Horus Heresy] Goonhammer Reviews the New MkIII Breacher Squad
We review the new Mk. III Breacher marines from the upcoming Siege Assault Battle Group box for Horus Heresy.
https://www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-reviews-mkiii-breacher-squad/
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Been a wild ride this year. Come read my recap of the year's progress, thoughts on doing this for five years, and what's next.
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Goonhammer
5 days ago
Tzeentch's favourite turkeys get into the Christmas spirit in our final regular Competitive Innovations of the yearr.
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Competitive Innovations in 10th: Christmas Turkeys
Tzeentch's favourite turkeys get into the Christmas spirit in our final regular Competitive Innovations of the yearr.
https://www.goonhammer.com/competitive-innovations-in-10th-christmas-turkeys/
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Goonhammer
7 days ago
We spent plenty of time talking about competitive layouts for 40k but in this new series we're looking at how to build good layouts for narrative games.
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[40K] How to Set Up a Table for Narrative Play, Part 1 (Updated December 22, 2025)
We spent plenty of time talking about competitive layouts for 40k but in this new series we're looking at how to build good layouts for narrative games.
https://www.goonhammer.com/placing-terrain-in-40k-how-to-set-up-a-table/
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Goonhammer
9 days ago
Bair's 2025 Year in Review is here!
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Bair's 2025 Year in Review: Love and Painting
Bair's 2025 Year in Review is here!
https://www.goonhammer.com/bairs-2025-year-in-review-love-and-painting/
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Goonhammer
10 days ago
Today in How to Paint Everything, keewa looks at the Queen's Blades from Eldfall Chronicles!
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How to Paint Everything: Eldfall Chronicles Queen's Blade
Today in How to Paint Everything, keewa looks at the Queen's Blades from Eldfall Chronicles!
https://www.goonhammer.com/how-to-paint-everything-eldfall-chronicles-queens-blade/
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rev. howard arson
10 days ago
extremely funny how many conversations are people who are being automated out of a job (software engineers) defending ai against people who are not (creatives)
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Jason Coupet
11 days ago
That’s the thing man. If they are to be taken at their word the only takeaway is that there should be no black people in any job any other white person wants. One quick Google search for any of these jobs would show there are usually one or two minorities are best in a unit of 20 or 30 or more.
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Goonhammer
10 days ago
Emperor's Children bring the noise in part 2 of Competitive Innovations.
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Competitive Innovations in 10th: Grizzly Gifts pt.2
Emperor's Children bring the noise in part 2 of Competitive Innovations.
https://www.goonhammer.com/competitive-innovations-in-10th-grizzly-gifts-pt-2/
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mtsw
11 days ago
All you really need to understand about water usage in the western United States is that every single use - even the ones that sound egregiously wasteful like AI data centers - rounds down to 0 compared to what irrigated agriculture uses
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Fascist Dem Tracker
18 days ago
Also, 4 Republicans voted nay (Cruz, Lee, Moran, and Paul) & 3 didn't vote (Daines, Hawley, & Moody). Meaning this bill absolutely could not have passed this stage without the support of the Democrats.
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Fascist Dem Tracker
18 days ago
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
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mtsw
14 days ago
This is precisely the intention of vouchers. They are an elaborate plot to destroy the public education system, which is part of a larger plot to enslave the American population
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Rebecca Watson
15 days ago
I used to run an entire network of blogs. The server cost $600/month and the ads on my posts alone paid about $300/month. Eventually the ad revenue dropped while I got constant legal threats from quacks & copyright vultures. Now I run 1 blog with only my own posts for an archive when Patreon dies.
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Bill Barnwell
16 days ago
Cowboys defense before/after the trade deadline moves EPA/play Before: 31st After: 26th Points/drive Before: 31st After: 28th
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holy shit this Cowboys team sucks so much lol
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out here tanking Aubrey's stats by forcing him to attempt 60 yard fuckin field goals
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I was certain the Cowboys were going to lose to Washington on Christmas to miss the playoffs but it looks like Christmas came early this year
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man it's wild how the cure to all of the Eagles' problems and dysfunction was "playing a terrible team"
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Catbus
17 days ago
these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
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jamelle
17 days ago
shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
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Goonhammer
17 days ago
Chaos Primarchs and an unusual Daemon build dominate part 2 of Competitive Innovations.
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Competitive Innovations in 10th: The Night Before Grotmas pt.2
Chaos Primarchs and an unusual Daemon build dominate part 2 of Competitive Innovations.
https://www.goonhammer.com/competitive-innovations-in-10th-the-night-before-grotmas-pt-2/
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Just Marcy!
18 days ago
Hey pals one of my good friends is helping Wayside Youths and Families in Mass. If you have a bit to donate towards their gift list this year, please consider it. If you can also RT this, that's great too!
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
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Parker Molloy
28 days ago
The Twitter account for the Turning Point USA chapter at OU seems to have only started posting last week with an anti-trans pressure campaign. And then, oh gosh, what are the odds that they just happened to immediately find someone who claims to have been discriminated against by a trans person?
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dr. caitlin m. green
29 days ago
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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Raven Amos (████████ Edition)🎨🐦⬛
30 days ago
Epic Games sent a DMCA notice to my online stores for my geology-themed design involving a crossed pickaxe and rock hammer that said "PICKS...or it didn't happen" because they asserted that Epic owned all rights to artwork/mention of pickaxes, right before an SVP annual conference. Eric cost me $$$
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Goonhammer
about 1 month ago
We announce the next inductees into our Black Library Readers' Hall of Fame.
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Black Library Readers' Hall of Fame: The Winners of 1999-2000, and Books of 2001
We announce the next inductees into our Black Library Readers' Hall of Fame.
https://www.goonhammer.com/black-library-readers-hall-of-fame-the-winners-of-1999-2000-and-books-of-2001/
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drewtoothpaste
about 1 month ago
it's after midnight Eastern time which means it's the one day of the year you can rummage around inside the turkey and pull the neck out and show everyone and say they left the turkey's dick in there
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Goonhammer
about 1 month ago
As a treat, Goonhammer’s very own John Condit is here to talk about the lengths to which he will go in order to make America’s bland overweight rat bird into...
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Meatwatch: Turkey
As a treat, Goonhammer’s very own John Condit is here to talk about the lengths to which he will go in order to make America’s bland overweight rat bird into...
https://www.goonhammer.com/meatwatch-turkey/
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College
https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
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Ana Marie Cox
about 1 month ago
People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
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Goonhammer
about 1 month ago
Push and teleport effects are incredibly potent in Warhammer Underworlds. Let's examine the options in the current Rivals decks.
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[Underworlds] Pushes and Teleports in Warhammer Underworlds
Push and teleport effects are incredibly potent in Warhammer Underworlds. Let's examine the options in the current Rivals decks.
https://www.goonhammer.com/underworlds-pushes-and-teleports-in-warhammer-underworlds/
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Mike Masnick
about 1 month ago
Next week the House E&C Committee is looking to run something of a shock and awe campaign, debating at least 19 bills that they say are related to "protecting kids online." Most of which are actually about censorship and control. Don't buy the framing. It's always the same damn thing.
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Back on my bullshit, planning lists and painting for my next event
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Goonhammer
about 1 month ago
Marines fight back after the Aeldari/AdMech domination in part 1 of Competitive Innovations.
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Competitive Innovations in 10th: Quoth the Raven "Rapid Ingress" pt.1
Marines fight back after the Aeldari/AdMech domination in part 1 of Competitive Innovations.
https://www.goonhammer.com/competitive-innovations-in-10th-quoth-the-raven-rapid-ingress-pt-1/
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Jay “Lorehunter” Kirkman
about 1 month ago
Other folks mentioned this week include:
@thechirurgeon.bsky.social
@thefluffenhammer.bsky.social
@patmillswriter.bsky.social
@crunchychocobo.bsky.social
@wh40kbookclub.bsky.social
@mikevincent-author.bsky.social
Arbiter Ian,
@miramanga.bsky.social
#Warhammer
#BookSky
#BlackLibrary
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Goonhammer
about 1 month ago
It's time for more Combat Patrol, as the series moves to its fourth faction: The Chaos Space Marines!
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Contemptor Kevin's Combat Patrol Issue 31 Review
It's time for more Combat Patrol, as the series moves to its fourth faction: The Chaos Space Marines!
https://www.goonhammer.com/contemptor-kevins-combat-patrol-issue-31-review/
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Larry Glickman
about 1 month ago
It's remarkable that the number of news analyses/pundit takes that the Democrats are too extreme--out of touch, too focused on divisive cultural issues, too beholden to progressive orthodoxy--far exceeds the articles on the Trump/GOP's connections to the far right.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/16/u...
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Trump Defends Tucker Carlson After Nick Fuentes Interview
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/16/us/politics/trump-tucker-carlson-nick-fuentes.html?smid=bs-share
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Null convention
about 1 month ago
mamdani is a no go, but marjorie taylor greene the transphobic, racist, homophobic antisemite bigot - they have room for her, they got room for nazi tattoo guy. no room for you though.
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I decided to revisit this in light of the last year and a half of painting work I've done on my Night Lords.
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Goonhammer
about 1 month ago
Elves vs Stormlance in today's showdown - and somehow neither the Asuryani nor Ultramarines are involved. Find out how in Competitive Innovations.
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Competitive Innovations in 10th: Elves and Robots pt.3
Elves vs Stormlance in today's showdown - and somehow neither the Asuryani nor Ultramarines are involved. Find out how in Competitive Innovations.
https://www.goonhammer.com/competitive-innovations-in-10th-elves-and-robots-pt-3/
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Yonah Freemark
about 1 month ago
Trump admin Is attempting to massive cut federal transit funds, seeking to: 1–Eliminate transit account, which funds billions of $ in capital expenses for transit agencies 2–Prevent state DOTs from “flexing” funds for transit These changes, if they occurred, would be devastating for US transit.
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POLITICO Pro: Trump administration proposals seek to eliminate transit funding
DOT recently sent two proposals to the White House budget office seeking to pare back transit money.
https://subscriber.politicopro.com/article/2025/11/trump-administration-eliminate-transit-funding-00652923
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TW
about 1 month ago
They are straight up robbing taxpayers blind at this point and not even trying to hide it. Just ransacking the treasury out in the open. This motherfucker pleaded guilty!
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Michael Flynn, DOJ in Settlement Talks Over $50 Million Claim
The Justice Department has been discussing settlements with two former officials from Donald Trump’s first term who — like the president — claim they’re owed major payouts from the US government as vi...
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-11-14/michael-flynn-doj-in-settlement-talks-over-50-million-claim?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTc2MzEyOTY1OCwiZXhwIjoxNzYzNzM0NDU4LCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJUNUlNM1NHUEZITzEwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiI1NkY0MDI2RTJDMDU0OTAyQUU5NTQwMkVCODZDREI1RCJ9.eumMDzfUHik236WD2937RF5FwYOifZUajl0JBrZXp7k&leadSource=uverify%20wall
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logo, silent blight
about 2 months ago
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Goonhammer
about 2 months ago
The news is here, and it's mostly about AI, union-busting, doom, and...a partnership between Catan and the Minnesota Timberwolves?
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Games Industry News Roundup- November 11th, 2025
The news is here, and it's mostly about AI, union-busting, doom, and...a partnership between Catan and the Minnesota Timberwolves?
https://www.goonhammer.com/games-industry-news-roundup-november-11th-2025/
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