Look, I know I've put on some weight but I don't think they're THAT big...

I start to remember why I didn’t finish painting my Necron Wraiths. So many glowy orbs. #Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity

Normal people: Oh, hey, a giggling nun. Nasuverse fans: KILL IT WITH FIRE.

I'm gonna getcha

IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS!

Mini of the month - Why so negative? Entry 1 by @prideonparade.bsky.social #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Okay, #warhammercommunity, I'm in need of help/advice. Now that I live in an apartment I don't really have any place to prime my minis, one of the reasons I haven't really been hobbying these past few months. Looking for advice on "priming cabinets" that I can set on my balcony.

Pre-orders for TOMB WORLD go up tomorrow. Once again, I'm delighted that this is my first special edition novel - thanks in advance to everyone to grabs it! Also, I *think* pre-orders for the ebook and audiobook are already open: www.blacklibrary.com/prod-home/ne...

BREAKING: finally

"Caaarlll. That kills people!" If you're gonna reference a meme at least make it a good one.

Okay, #warhammercommunity, I'm in need of help/advice. Now that I live in an apartment I don't really have any place to prime my minis, one of the reasons I haven't really been hobbying these past few months. Looking for advice on "priming cabinets" that I can set on my balcony.

For those people who've always wanted to get 72% of the Harlequin line from one box. Ngl I'm actually considering it 🤣

If you see this, post a Knight.

A doctor I trust more than RFK, Jr.

(🧵) And update on my Coatl and Astrolith Bearer 😊 Last night I began to work on my Coatl, and I made a lot of progress. I decided on Blue Body with a white belly (inspired by my... #Warhammer #Warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #wepaintminis #seraphon #kitbash

SALES THREAD🧵 Here's the first bunch of my stash up for sale. I've had this stuff since I was a kid, so the prices reflect their value to me. If you want multiple items, message me for a deal. UK postage only (sorry, I need to keep it simple!) Anything not sold by Sunday evening goes on eBay!

Joe Quesada gonna be furiously trying to buy every copy of this card so he can destroy them.

I recently discovered the Full Moon Productions movies "Resonator" and "Beyond Resonator" and I have no earthly idea how they managed to find two completely different actors to play young Jeffrey Combs. Seriously look at these kids.

I have now seen "Weapons." It's actually pretty good. The trailers are liars.

Every now and then Magic, Universes Beyond elects for a flavor-based approach, and this is the best one I've seen.

Miao Ying the Storm Dragon arrives on the shores of the Old World, making the journey from Cathay to drive back the forces of Chaos. This was an amazing model to paint, and will be a great centrepiece for any Grand Cathay army #WarhammerCommunity #adwip #TheOldWorld #MiaoYing

Welcome to my mind palace.

I am now at the Anubis episode and I got emotional hearing Tony Jay's voice. RIP Legend.

So I just got to the post-Avalon episode where Macbeth marries a disguised Demona and I just realized that the only witnesses for the wedding were ALSO these two goons, both dressed for the occasion. It's actually kinda precious 😆

This will forever be the most obscure Kamen Rider reference in media history. Tesla talks about the lightning "crying" and suddenly Kintarō shows up out of nowhere. This literally only makes sense to people who've watched Kamen Rider Den-O.

Step 1: Toph Earthbends the Golden Throne Step 2: The Golden Throne becomes a creature Step 3: Looted Golden Throne

Xanatos during the events of "The Mirror": ...Where the fuck is Owen?

I am rewatching "Gargoyles" (as one does) and it will never not be funny to me that Macbeth's go-to henchman know all about his history as a 1000-year old former Scottish king. I just have to wonder how that conversation went the first time.

This is how we die.

Only took me several months after moving but I finally started putting my painted minis on a shelf 😁

I am watching "Lake Placid: the Final Chapter" bc I have no desire to think tonight. I was unaware that there were more than 2 movies in this franchise and consequently I have no context for the continuity here. I also don't care. Bad CGI croc go brrrrrr...

This could have been very bad had certain people been on that plane.

"Together" is a lot of fun. Be sure to see it with someone special 😈

Honestly I'd rather have a good Nathan's hot dog than 27-36 minutes of extra life at this point.

In a gas station just east of Lafayette, LA there is a bust of Macho Man Randy Savage advertising Slim Jims. Two weeks ago I put a penny before it as an offering for good luck for me and bad luck for Hulk Hogan and all his friends. tl;dr I worship Macho Man now.

You know what's nice? I have no idea how salty Black Templars players are at losing Oath of Moment bc I'm not on any of the social media sites they're on.

Replace "D&D" with "Warhammer" and yeah, basically.

Just catching up with the preview. Finally, a White Scar HQ on a goddamn bike.

I have seen "Superman." You should see "Superman." #KryptoDidNothingWrong

Watching "The Triangle" bc Sam Neill is in it and a Japanese whaling vessel just got sunk. I know this movie opens with the reveal that time travel shenanigans are happening and it literally shows me the mines that blew up the ship but I'm still going to assume Godzilla, bc duh.

I love it when actors play multiple roles in the same work convincingly, ESPECIALLY when one of those roles requires them to act like a completely different, actual character that's also within the work.

If you see this, quote a show with an awesome theme song.

Do not under any circumstances give one of these slippers to a Hispanic grandma.

Then: They're turning "Carrie" into a series. Me: Why, though? Then: Mike Flanagan is heading it. Me: I mean that's great but why though? Them: @rahulkohli13.bsky.social is gonna be in it. Me: You should have led with that.

Broke: Space Marines only come from men bc of hormones or something. Woke: Space Marines only come from men bc of misogyny. Bespoke: Space Marines only come from men bc the Emperor didn't want to create an entire warrior race that would supplant humanity and couldn't guarantee total sterility.

SoB from the Order of Our Sapphic Lady

Spongebob Kamen Rider where the belt is the W for Wumbo belt "W-w-wumbo Driver!!" *Spongebob's Alarm Horn 3 times* "Ohhhh, who lives in a Pineapple under the sea- K-K-KAMEN RIDER BIKINI BOTTOM."

He was played by Cuba Gooding Jr. in the "Pearl Harbor" movie. Meaning if you let your boomer parents know about his removal from DoD websites, they'll actually know who he is.

#NewWho ... ... ... I have questions.